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Azrael
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Post by Azrael »

Sums up my PK earlier:

PS: Take some risks sometime. Running into FD/FM with it crit v crit or beat v beat is just boring. :P

A Small Path in the Woods
The forest here seems less thick, the spruce and pine trees spaced further
apart. More light penetrates the branches of the encircling trees, allowing
some more visibility of the surrounding environment. Towards the west, not
much can be seen, but there seems to be some space for movement. Towards the
east, less room appears to be available to traverse, but a path can still be
carefully picked. Towards the northwest, however, the clearing is now easy to
see.
[ Exits: n e s w ]
You see fresh tracks of Kerian leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of Azrael leaving east.
You see half day old tracks of Azrael leaving west.
You see half day old tracks of a black warhorse (ridden) leaving west.
You see half day old tracks of a black warhorse (ridden) leaving east.
*Kerian* is standing here.

HP:Critical MV:Burning >
*Kerian* leaves east.

HP:Critical MV:Burning >
e
You are too exhausted.

HP:Critical MV:Burning >
z
*Kerian* has arrived from the east.

HP:Critical MV:Burning >
0
You try to slash *Kerian*'s body, but miss.

HP:Critical MV:Burning - Kerian: Beaten>
HP:Critical MV:Burning - Kerian: Beaten>

* You're hit in solar plexus, wow, this is breathtaking!!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

HP:Critical MV:Burning - Kerian: Beaten>
- *Kerian* panics, and attempts to flee!

HP:Critical MV:Burning - Kerian: Beaten>
% *Kerian* leaves west.

HP:Critical MV:Burning >
A black warhorse has arrived from the south.

HP:Critical MV:Burning >
-
* They must have left already...

HP:Critical MV:Burning >
e
You are too exhausted.

HP:Critical MV:Burning >
e
z
0
In the Woods
The woods here become very thick again. In addition, the bear pine shrubberies
occupy almost all of the available walking space, making it next to impossible
to move around. The only available exits are those leading back to the west
and north, into less thickly spaced woods.
[ Exits: n w ]
You see fresh tracks of Kerian leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of Azrael leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of a Dhjin'nen trolloc leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of a Dhjin'nen trolloc leaving north.
You see almost fresh tracks of a Dhjin'nen trolloc leaving north.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
Bash who?

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
z
0
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
sc
Bash who?

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
z
You have 44(381) hit and 45(247) movement points.

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
0
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
Bash who?

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
z
0
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
Bash who?

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
l
z
In the Woods
The woods here become very thick again. In addition, the bear pine shrubberies
occupy almost all of the available walking space, making it next to impossible
to move around. The only available exits are those leading back to the west
and north, into less thickly spaced woods.
[ Exits: n w ]
You see fresh tracks of Kerian leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of Azrael leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of a Dhjin'nen trolloc leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of a Dhjin'nen trolloc leaving north.
You see almost fresh tracks of a Dhjin'nen trolloc leaving north.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
0
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
Bash who?

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
z
0
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
Bash who?

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
z
0
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
Bash who?

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
z
0
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
Bash who?

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
z
0
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
Bash who?
w

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
z
0
A Small Path in the Woods
The forest here seems less thick, the spruce and pine trees spaced further
apart. More light penetrates the branches of the encircling trees, allowing
some more visibility of the surrounding environment. Towards the west, not
much can be seen, but there seems to be some space for movement. Towards the
east, less room appears to be available to traverse, but a path can still be
carefully picked. Towards the northwest, however, the clearing is now easy to
see.
[ Exits: n e s w ]
You see fresh tracks of Azrael leaving east.
You see fresh tracks of Kerian leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of Kerian leaving east.
You see fresh tracks of Kerian leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of Azrael leaving east.
*Kerian* is standing here.
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
You try to slash *Kerian*'s arms, but miss.

HP:Critical MV:Faint - Kerian: Battered>
HP:Critical MV:Faint - Kerian: Battered>

* - *Kerian* misses a kick at your groin, you breathe lighter now...

HP:Critical MV:Faint - Kerian: Battered>
% *Kerian* panics, and attempts to flee!

HP:Critical MV:Faint - Kerian: Battered>
- *Kerian* leaves north.

HP:Critical MV:Faint >

*
e
They must have left already...

HP:Critical MV:Faint >
Nyoga
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Post by Nyoga »

She has always pk'd like that. . . .
Edward
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Post by Edward »

yeah, she's pretty much worse than nicotine and bollesedun combined
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Post by Kyrana »

you're all just mad because she kicks your ass, so you turn to blaming her for something she does.
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Post by Evilina »

Better than blaming her for something she doesn't do.
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Post by Edward »

Kyrana wrote:you're all just mad because she kicks your ass, so you turn to blaming her for something she does.
she'd have to actually pk to kick someone's ass LOLOLERZ
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Post by Kerian »

<3 Kyrana. yah pretty much when I kick ass people cry so i stop doing it for a bit.

Apparently posting a short long of me beat and the other crit while I flee off means I am a wimp. It looks that way but what it doesnt show is that azraels damage output was crazy high. He bashed me at high battered and randomly pulls out a lion etched dagger and frags twice kicks frags 2 more and kicks again to get me crit just before this. I would have died in that bash no doubt.


He also was not using the dagger throughout pk before that so it was plain his tactic was for me to underestimate him and keep hitting him at patties until he got me low enough that he could get an "easy Kill".

I didnt post this earlier because it is pointless and I really dont care.
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Post by Edward »

delusions, delusions. you bore people until they die from boredom and then mistake it for ass kicking
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Post by Kerian »

As opposed to you being the funnest person to pk, and dying all the time?
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Post by Kerian »

If you dont like pking me then dont do it. I am not one to just roll over and let you kill me or do something stupid and then post an epic fail that lead to my death. While they may be entertaining to read, sitting in the crossroads waiting to come back is not what I like to do while on the mud. I do what I do and will continue to do it. If you dont like it then stay away from me.

TL;DR - If you wanna get a kill on me grow some balls and earn it, dont expect me to do something stupid or reckless.
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Galnors the one in purple with the knee pads.
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Post by Edward »

your strategy centers around boring people and not taking risks whatsoever. if you want to consider that skillful, cool. it doesn't require making good judgment calls in tight situations, or quick reflexes, or anything that is traditionally used as a metric for what is good. your primary attribute is patience. congratulations.

it's why i don't pk against you because i'd rather do something that's -fun- on a -game-. it's not in real life, you know? you don't actually die.
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Post by Chase »

Kerian wrote:If you dont like pking me then dont do it. I am not one to just roll over and let you kill me or do something stupid and then post an epic fail that lead to my death. While they may be entertaining to read, sitting in the crossroads waiting to come back is not what I like to do while on the mud. I do what I do and will continue to do it. If you dont like it then stay away from me.

TL;DR - If you wanna get a kill on me grow some balls and earn it, dont expect me to do something stupid or reckless.
I've pked against you on ds and I frankly won't ever again, no offense. :P It's not worth it and it's not any fun. You don't take any risks and will sit at a patty/mobs once you get below wounded and the other person isn't lower than you. You're hardly going to get pk from anyone anymore if you continue to do that. Then there goes the eq you're protecting
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Post by Nyoga »

Pretty much what Chase said.
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Post by Edward »

stop shattering her delusions guys
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Post by Kerian »

Whatever floats your boats guys. I know i dont go bonzai and kill myself but I do not run in and sit at gates at wounded unless highly outnumbered and outdone.

I can recall a few pks were I have fought each of you in/around rk. Except Edward I dont pk with him anyway.
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Post by Edward »

the delusions, ohhhh the delusions
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Post by Kyrana »

EDWARD IS OBVIOUSLY MADBRO!

lol you seriously look like a whiney little bitch complaining that she kills you and that she doesn't do something stupid like you do so you can kill her. Like she said, grow a set.

and chase, i don't believe thats true, you have no problems with the way she pks if she is on your side, you're just jumping on the bandwagon to shoot her down because she is becoming one of the best. (note i said ONE OF, not THE best. she has a long ways to go yet)

as for everyone else who says she is a pussy pker, i know of multiple occations were she has wiped the floor with ds faces inside RK, because you are to pussy to come outside against her...
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Post by Edward »

lol. she's a no-name pker on a small mud. she's trash on here, trash on wotmud. no one is afraid of her in pk, they just get annoyed when they have to shout to get her to leave a city when it's 1 on 1 and she's battered and you're lower (happened, true story).
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Post by Chase »

Kyrana wrote: and chase, i don't believe thats true, you have no problems with the way she pks if she is on your side, you're just jumping on the bandwagon to shoot her down because she is becoming one of the best. (note i said ONE OF, not THE best. she has a long ways to go yet)

as for everyone else who says she is a pussy pker, i know of multiple occations were she has wiped the floor with ds faces inside RK, because you are to pussy to come outside against her...
Actually, it's because when I'm on LS I don't just let people sit in a gate spamming. We also hit with the knowledge that we could possible lose, something she won't do solo. It's her decisions when I, or someone else, isn't leading that makes people say this. As to being one of the best.. just no. She might be in the top 50% of active players, but we have around 8 players that play every day and most of them aren't that great. She beat Kombat and Conejita once in GK because Conejita couldn't touch her and Kombat was getting bashed at a ridiculous percentage. Thats not really wiping the floor as you claim. Even if what you say is true, why would I care if she is becoming "one of the best," I want more people who are decent at pk to play. I think you are confusing someone who dies seldom to being equal to having pk skill and being considered a top pker. Thats not the case. The best pkers on here tend to be people who put themselves in situations which they could easily lose, and yet consistently come out on top.

Look, I like Ciarra and I have nothing against her, I'm just pointing out that I tend to agree with what everyone has said. That being said, I only commented on this to seem like someone who isn't 'attacking' her, but just trying to get her to understand that a change in tactics might be prudent. The thing that annoys people is she won't fight outside of mobs or near FD without an almost certainty that she will win.
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^
qft

And your not much fun Kyrana, pking or teasing a metally disabled person isn't much fun, least you keep trying little buddy.
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Chase is a great PKer, he learned all he knows from the legend that is Vurek.
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Post by Kyrana »

Evilina wrote:^
qft

And your not much fun Kyrana, pking or teasing a metally disabled person isn't much fun, least you keep trying little buddy.
i know i'm not a great pker, but was that really called for? come on!
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Galnor wrote:Chase is a great PKer, he learned all he knows from the legend that is Vurek.
I'll kill you
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