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Chase
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U MAD?

Post by Chase »

FIX THIS. U MAD?

Road Before a Village
Silence fills the area, creating an eerie effect that radiates throughout this
village. To the north, a village square can be made out, with a dark, dry
fountain and broken benches.
[ Exits: n e s ]
You see fresh tracks of a trolloc leaving east.
You see very recent tracks of a mount leaving south.
You see very recent tracks of a human leaving south.
The corpse of a ghastly wisp is lying here. [2]
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
A plain looking man stands here in a trance.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
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You open the door.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
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The door is closed from the other side.
The door seems to be closed.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
Bash who?

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
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You open the door.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
The door is closed from the other side.
The door seems to be closed.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
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You open the door.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
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The door is closed from the other side.
The door seems to be closed.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
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You open the door.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
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The door is closed from the other side.
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HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
You open the door.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
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The door is closed from the other side.
You open the door.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
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The door is closed from the other side.
You open the door.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
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The door is closed from the other side.
You open the door.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >

The door is closed from the other side.
You open the door.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >

The door is closed from the other side.
You open the door.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
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The door is closed from the other side.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
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HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
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What?!?

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
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You open the door.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
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The door is closed from the other side.
You open the door.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
`
The door is closed from the other side.
You open the door.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
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The door is closed from the other side.
You open the door.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
The door is closed from the other side.
You open the door.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
The door is closed from the other side.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
You open the door.

HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
The door is closed from the other side.

WTF I CANT EVEN GET IN LOL
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Chase
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Re: Bullshit

Post by Chase »

Im tired of fucking fleebies using this shit to protect themselves. If someone gets critical I should be able to finish them off.
Growler
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Re: Bullshit

Post by Growler »

Clever use of gay mechanics?
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Re: Bullshit

Post by Growler »

Growler wrote:Clever use of gay mechanics?
Oh shit, let me rephrase that.

You mad bro? :P
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Re: Bullshit

Post by Galnor »

That's hilarious.
Chase
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Re: Bullshit

Post by Chase »

FKN LOL RITE LOLOLOL THI IS BS LOLOLOL ROFLCOPTER
Chase
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Re: Bullshit

Post by Chase »

FIX THIS U FKN RETARDS LOLOLOLO..
...but for realz..
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Ifrit
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Re: Bullshit

Post by Ifrit »

you can do that in wotmud too :P
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Re: Bullshit

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The door flies off of its hinges and strikes *ANNOYINGSPAMMER* in the head, killing him instantly.
Phantasm
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Re: Bullshit

Post by Phantasm »

lol growler did that to me once before. bastard!
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Re: Bullshit

Post by Norum »

he's jewish though, the others have no excuse for being so cheap!
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Re: Bullshit

Post by Phantasm »

you are more or less a terrible person
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Re: Bullshit

Post by Norum »

if it makes you feel any better i don't have any ill will toward jews, just saw the opportunity for a joke and took it.
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Re: Bullshit

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Alder wrote:

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The door flies off of its hinges and strikes *ANNOYINGSPAMMER* in the head, killing him instantly.
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Re: U MAD?

Post by Barf »

I have a decent solution I think. 1 mv to close a door that doesn't need search, and 2 mvs for doors that do.
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Re: U MAD?

Post by Alder »

My idea is better.
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