the birds and the bee's

[Kyrana]

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

ÔÇ£Mother, where do babies come from?ÔÇØ

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, ÔÇ£Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.ÔÇØ

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, ÔÇ£That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommyÔÇÖs vagina. ThatÔÇÖs how you get a baby, honey.ÔÇØ The child seems to comprehend.

ÔÇ£Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddyÔÇÖs penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.ÔÇØ