got this from trysstianna, thought it was funny
It has come to my attention that not only is Laras missing from the
kitchens, there are no pots and pans in there either. Why this may be considered vitally urgent you may wonder? It is because if one is to arm themselves with a large wooden spoon and go to fight the Shadow... One would look EXTREMELY silly- if they did not have a helmet made by an upside down pot, and a shield from the lid of a pot.
I can bribe you.
I can seduce you.
I can vote every day.
I can pretend that Avaine isn't evil.
I can pretend that Fogel doesn't break the mud.
I can do as many Hail Galnors as you can save on your computer.
I can pretty much do anything but pretend that it isn't a
LIFE OR DEATH MATTER that I cannot wear a pot on my head.
I am so serious right now you cannot even imagine.
~Love Apolla~