rant 1
Most veterans (3 years or so play time) here have had the chance to play a wolfbro, dreadlord, fade, or
secret clan character yet I haven't gotten to do nary of the sort. Oh yea I was the first Kno'mon
(to which tulon renamed to Kho'mon just to spite me), then he gave us the overpowered autotrack that I spoke
out against from the get go and soon the clan was being ran by every imm's mortal and their dog. To
make matters worse imms gave autotrack to gaidin and bg's, yay.
I wanna be an over powered super duper clanned dude!
If you'll make Norum a wolfbro there's no limit to the depths you will sink to, so get to sinking with
hooking me up damnit!
Somewhat off the topic but I have to say i get a laugh everytime I see cifon hagg out these days
rant 2
Humans suck donkey %*&&s, they are a bitch to play and not nearly as fun as a troll due to a few reasons
which I will name even though i know you don't want to hear them again!
Top Seven Reasons why humans suck!
7. We are referred to as pukes!
6. ride (might as well give me a horse warrant cause I'm about to go postal on them!)
5. light (I'm going to pull all my hair out the next time I have to read, you can't see a fucking thing!
4. db malus from riding (my ranger in a nice set pulls the same db a level 1 troll thief does in a newbie kit!)
3. chase quit, nuff said.
2. cool players like nico, gristlyn, and viral play ds (we get all the newbies for the love of god!)
1. Any average day it's usually one human vs Viral, Gristlyn, Akrabbim, Unasz, and/or Nicotine.
rant 3
everyone is a basher these days, why you might or might not ask? But I'm going to tell you anyways, suffer!
Because thieves suck, admit it 3 rounds of lag from bricks, a successful stab might do 50 hps in damage.
Good thing we dont have channies cause if i landed a stab on one she might drop from healthy to scratched.
I have proof!!!!!
from pk yesterday;
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
TICK IN 5 SECONDS (+/- drift)
Someone yells, 'Zo=e @ut Aslfaoe' translates to come out asshole!
4 vs 2 I killed 1, now it's 3 vs 1 I'm waiting for them to get reinfocements so I don't gank them!
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
TICK IN 5 SECONDS (+/- drift)
The hiddenhatch is opened from the other side.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Suddenly *Nicotine* stabs you in the back!
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Nicotine: Scratched>
I let nico stab me cause I needed a good laugh!
50 hps stab, go Nico!
afterwards I killed all 3 trolls, a newbie, both dl's, and then for a challenge soloed murash!
Anyways,
When I engage a new face in pk there is 99.9% chance they are gonna bash me, we need more variety already!
My idea to improve thieve class;
Give Thieves a mini stab ability, they can't start it while engaged but can finish it
if they end up being engaged, it has the same timer as a bash, and does the same dmg as a bash.
(dmg is dependant on wpn), give it a one round lag if you brick.
rant 4
Valentin went MIA, die punk!
Ravir, where are you?
rant 5
Why are all imms so horrible at pk?
I mean come on you guys made the zones, why can't you remember them?
rant 6
My blighted tower base has been over run with trolls, can we get a few more patties up there?!?!
rant 7
We need some buggy shadow mounts up north that have insane mvs and humans can ride.