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the stupid narg

Post by Zenrin »

gristlyn and me decided to do a trick on narg lol he was dumb enough to fall for it.......

Narg has created Mazrim Taim!

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Mazrim Taim barely tickles your body with his maul.
You pound Mazrim Taim's legs very hard.
Mazrim Taim tickles your feet as he mauls you.

HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Mazrim Taim: Scratched>
l e
The swingingdoors is closed.

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Narg disintegrates Mazrim Taim.

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Norya snickers softly.

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Gristlyn says 'eep'

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Norya says 'almost killed zenrin :P'

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Narg says 'screw this, Im going to another room'

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look
A Putrid Butcher Shop
The butcher shop here seems barely worth even entering, much less buying food
from. The meat the hangs from the walls is filled with weevils and maggots,
and looks to be many days old.
[ Exits: e ]
Narg is standing here.
Norya is sitting here.
Gristlyn Lord Captain Commander of the Children of the Blight is standing here.
Lithium Hydroxide is resting here.
Sartak the trolloc is standing here.

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Narg steps back into another part of the Pattern.

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nar narg
You narrate, 'narg'

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Gristlyn falls down laughing.

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nar port us
You narrate, 'port us'
Lithium narrates, 'Narg, use the dreadlord'

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Narg has transferred you!
The Wheel of Time
[ Exits: n e s w u d ]
Narg is standing here.

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nar and gristlyn and lithium,
You narrate, 'and gristlyn and lithium,'

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Lithium narrates, 'It wouldn't aggro us'

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Norya narrates, 'i want to watch also!'

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nar we are only ones who saw it i think
You narrate, 'we are only ones who saw it i think'

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Narg speaks loudly to the Dark 'Zenrin can watch, and tell me whats wrong.'

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nar lol ok
You narrate, 'lol ok'

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say ok
You say 'ok'

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Lithium tells you, 'make sure to log it...'

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rep i will lol
You tell Lithium, 'i will lol'

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Narg has created a brutal trolloc butcher!

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Narg has created Mazrim Taim!

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Mazrim Taim tries to maul a brutal trolloc butcher's feet, but he dodges the attack.

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A brutal trolloc butcher pounds Mazrim Taim's head into bloody fragments!
Mazrim Taim tries to maul a brutal trolloc butcher's body, but he parries the attack.

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A brutal trolloc butcher pounds Mazrim Taim's feet into bloody fragments!
Mazrim Taim tries to maul a brutal trolloc butcher's feet, but he parries the attack.

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look
The Wheel of Time
Rogue practice area lies to the west, ranger and warrior to the east, female
channeler up and male channeler down. Exit to Fal Dara lies to the NORTH and
exit to the ruined trolloc keep lies to the SOUTH.
[ Exits: n e s w u d ]
Mazrim Taim is here, fighting a brutal trolloc butcher!.
A brutal trolloc butcher is here, fighting Mazrim Taim!.
Narg is standing here.

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ex
Obvious exits:
North - Approaching the Fal Dara Gates
East - A Shack Along the Wheel
South - A Crumbling Gatekeep
West - A Smooth Path
Up - The Center of Heaven
Down - THE CENTER OF HELL

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Mazrim Taim throws a ball of energy at a brutal trolloc butcher, which scorches his body!

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A brutal trolloc butcher pounds Mazrim Taim's feet extremely hard.
Mazrim Taim tries to maul a brutal trolloc butcher's shoulders, but he dodges the attack.
Mazrim Taim smirks as his fireball explodes into the face of a brutal trolloc butcher!

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A brutal trolloc butcher pounds Mazrim Taim's hands extremely hard.
Mazrim Taim tries to maul a brutal trolloc butcher's shoulders, but he parries the attack.
Mazrim Taim says 'Fool, you shall die!'
Mazrim Taim tries to maul a brutal trolloc butcher's head, but he parries the attack.

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A brutal trolloc butcher pounds Mazrim Taim's body extremely hard.
Mazrim Taim tries to maul a brutal trolloc butcher's legs, but he dodges the attack.
Mazrim Taim smirks as his fireball explodes into the face of a brutal trolloc butcher!
Mazrim Taim throws a ball of energy at a brutal trolloc butcher, which scorches his body!

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

A brutal trolloc butcher pounds Mazrim Taim's hands extremely hard.
Mazrim Taim tries to maul a brutal trolloc butcher's feet, but he parries the attack.
Mazrim Taim throws a ball of energy at a brutal trolloc butcher, which scorches his body!

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Narg assists Mazrim Taim.

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Narg tries to hit a brutal trolloc butcher's body, but he dodges the attack.
A brutal trolloc butcher pounds Mazrim Taim's legs extremely hard.
Mazrim Taim tries to maul a brutal trolloc butcher's legs, but he parries the attack.
Mazrim Taim throws a ball of energy at a brutal trolloc butcher, which scorches his body!

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Mazrim Taim throws a ball of energy at a brutal trolloc butcher, which scorches his body!
Narg tries to hit a brutal trolloc butcher's head, but he parries the attack.
A brutal trolloc butcher pounds Mazrim Taim's body into bloody fragments!
Mazrim Taim tries to maul a brutal trolloc butcher's hands, but he parries the attack.
Mazrim Taim throws a ball of energy at a brutal trolloc butcher, which scorches his body!

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Narg tries to hit a brutal trolloc butcher's legs, but he parries the attack.
A brutal trolloc butcher pounds Mazrim Taim's feet extremely hard.
Mazrim Taim tries to maul a brutal trolloc butcher's hands, but he parries the attack.
Mazrim Taim throws a ball of energy at a brutal trolloc butcher, which scorches his body!
Your blood freezes as you hear a brutal trolloc butcher's death cry.
A brutal trolloc butcher is dead! R.I.P.

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look
The Wheel of Time
Rogue practice area lies to the west, ranger and warrior to the east, female
channeler up and male channeler down. Exit to Fal Dara lies to the NORTH and
exit to the ruined trolloc keep lies to the SOUTH.
[ Exits: n e s w u d ]
The corpse of a brutal trolloc butcher is lying here.
Mazrim Taim, M'Hael of the Black Tower stands here, blue and silver dragons climbing his coat sleeves.
Narg is standing here.

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Narg disintegrates Mazrim Taim.

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get all corpse
say OWNED! THANKS NARG YOU NEWBIE!
You get a pair of thin steel boots from the corpse of a brutal trolloc butcher.
You get a pair of ringmail leggings from the corpse of a brutal trolloc butcher.
You get a club of fine ash from the corpse of a brutal trolloc butcher.
You get a pair of chainmail gloves from the corpse of a brutal trolloc butcher.
You get a loose copper belt from the corpse of a brutal trolloc butcher.
You get a pair of ringmail sleeves from the corpse of a brutal trolloc butcher.
You get a set of silver-tooled pauldrons from the corpse of a brutal trolloc butcher.
You get a pair of black steel overlapping plates from the corpse of a brutal trolloc butcher.
You get a crested steel helmet from the corpse of a brutal trolloc butcher.
You receive 0 Gold, 0 Silver, 50 Copper.

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You say 'OWNED! THANKS NARG YOU NEWBIE!'

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ex
Obvious exits:
North - Approaching the Fal Dara Gates
East - A Shack Along the Wheel
South - A Crumbling Gatekeep
West - A Smooth Path
Up - The Center of Heaven
Down - THE CENTER OF HELL

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
s
A Crumbling Gatekeep
[ Exits: n e s w ]
A trolloc stands here, snarling at all who pass by.
A trolloc of the Ghob'hlin is standing here.
A nasty looking trolloc stands here snarling.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A trolloc gatekeeper is standing here.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
n
A Stony Paved Road
[ Exits: n s ]
A trolloc stands here, snarling at all who pass by.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
n
A Stony Paved Road
[ Exits: n s ]
A wolf-snouted trolloc stands here, sniffing the air.

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n
n
Before a Large Tower
[ Exits: n e s w ]
A crumbling stone well is here, ready to collapse.
A small chainmail tunic lies here. [2]
An chainmail shirt lies here rusting from age.
A pair of thin metal boots rest here.
A pair of soft boots lie here, covered with protective steel plates. [2]
Some tough leather is standing upright here, forming the shape of a hat.
A simple looking leather tunic is collecting dust here.
A dirty pair of trousers have been dumped here.
A pair of tall leather boots blend into their surroundings here.
A helmet made with thin metal lies overturned here. [4]
A tunic made of thick fabric lies here.
Long chainmail looped chains form sleeves on the ground. [4]
A war axe lies here. [4]
A pair of thin metal plated leggings have been dropped here. [4]
As if forming a puddle, looped chainmail lie in a buddle here.
A wolf-snouted trolloc stands here, sniffing the air.
A trolloc stands here, snarling at all who pass by.
A nasty looking trolloc stands here snarling.
A trolloc stands here, snarling at all who pass by.
A Dreadlord smirks here, an aura of power about him.

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w
Inside a Stone Tower
[ Exits: n s w u ]
A nasty looking trolloc stands here snarling.

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A Destroyed Room
[ Exits: e ]
A nasty looking trolloc stands here snarling.
A trolloc stands here, snarling at all who pass by.
A snarling trolloc with a massive ring piercing its snout is stamping around here.
A nasty looking trolloc stands here snarling.

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n
Alas, you cannot go that way...

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rent
Sorry, but you cannot do that here!

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e
Inside a Stone Tower
[ Exits: n s w u ]
A nasty looking trolloc stands here snarling.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
n
A Crumbling Hallway
[ Exits: n s ]
A snarling trolloc with a massive ring piercing its snout is stamping around here.
A trolloc stands here, snarling at all who pass by.
A nasty looking trolloc stands here snarling.
Lithium narrates, 'Heh'

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
s
Inside a Stone Tower
[ Exits: n s w u ]
A nasty looking trolloc stands here snarling.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
s
Before a Large Tower
[ Exits: n e s w ]
A crumbling stone well is here, ready to collapse.
A small chainmail tunic lies here. [2]
An chainmail shirt lies here rusting from age.
A pair of thin metal boots rest here.
A pair of soft boots lie here, covered with protective steel plates. [2]
Some tough leather is standing upright here, forming the shape of a hat.
A simple looking leather tunic is collecting dust here.
A dirty pair of trousers have been dumped here.
A pair of tall leather boots blend into their surroundings here.
A helmet made with thin metal lies overturned here. [4]
A tunic made of thick fabric lies here.
Long chainmail looped chains form sleeves on the ground. [4]
A war axe lies here. [4]
A pair of thin metal plated leggings have been dropped here. [4]
As if forming a puddle, looped chainmail lie in a buddle here.
A wolf-snouted trolloc stands here, sniffing the air.
A trolloc stands here, snarling at all who pass by.
A nasty looking trolloc stands here snarling.
A trolloc stands here, snarling at all who pass by.
A Dreadlord smirks here, an aura of power about him.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
w
A snarling trolloc leaves north.
A Crumbling Courtyard
[ Exits: n e s w ]

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n
A Rotting Inn
[ Exits: s ]
A trolloc stands here, snarling at all who pass by.
A trolloc stands here, snarling at all who pass by.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A trolloc innkeeper is here, offering some rooms.
Narg has transferred you!
The Wheel of Time
[ Exits: n e s w u d ]
The corpse of a brutal trolloc butcher is lying here.
Narg is standing here.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
rent
Sorry, but you cannot do that here!

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >

Norya narrates, 'woah'

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
s
A Crumbling Gatekeep
[ Exits: n e s w ]
A trolloc stands here, snarling at all who pass by.
A trolloc of the Ghob'hlin is standing here.
A nasty looking trolloc stands here snarling.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A trolloc gatekeeper is standing here.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >

Norya narrates, 'nice'

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
n
n
A Stony Paved Road
[ Exits: n s ]
A trolloc stands here, snarling at all who pass by.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
n
A Stony Paved Road
[ Exits: n s ]
A wolf-snouted trolloc stands here, sniffing the air.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
w
Before a Large Tower
[ Exits: n e s w ]
A crumbling stone well is here, ready to collapse.
A small chainmail tunic lies here. [2]
An chainmail shirt lies here rusting from age.
A pair of thin metal boots rest here.
A pair of soft boots lie here, covered with protective steel plates. [2]
Some tough leather is standing upright here, forming the shape of a hat.
A simple looking leather tunic is collecting dust here.
A dirty pair of trousers have been dumped here.
A pair of tall leather boots blend into their surroundings here.
A helmet made with thin metal lies overturned here. [4]
A tunic made of thick fabric lies here.
Long chainmail looped chains form sleeves on the ground. [4]
A war axe lies here. [4]
A pair of thin metal plated leggings have been dropped here. [4]
As if forming a puddle, looped chainmail lie in a buddle here.
A wolf-snouted trolloc stands here, sniffing the air.
A nasty looking trolloc stands here snarling.
A trolloc stands here, snarling at all who pass by.
A Dreadlord smirks here, an aura of power about him.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
n
rent
A Crumbling Courtyard
[ Exits: n e s w ]

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
A Rotting Inn
[ Exits: s ]
A trolloc stands here, snarling at all who pass by.
A trolloc stands here, snarling at all who pass by.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A trolloc innkeeper is here, offering some rooms.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
Axxey
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Post by Axxey »

lol, classic
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