funny quotes

[Evilina]

gonna quote myself here, it's more stupid than anythig.

The Road to Tarwin's Gap
[ Exits: n s ]

HP:Wounded SP:Good MV:Good >
The Road to Tarwin's Gap
[ Exits: n s ]

HP:Wounded SP:Good MV:Good >

*Kadaj* has arrived from the north, riding A black warhorse.

HP:Wounded SP:Good MV:Good >

Kadaj begins charging towards you.

HP:Wounded SP:Good MV:Good >
yell lag


You yell, 'lag'

HP:Wounded SP:Good MV:Good >
n



The last thing you see is *Kadaj* CHARGING towards you with what is now through your middle.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Your fame has been diminished.
You are dead! Sorry...
Crossroads of Shadows
[ Exits: n d ]

[Galnor]

Jigsaw narrates, 'haha this is odd talkin to two exgirlfriends at the same time '
Jigsaw narrates, 'i wounder if i get them in bed at the same time '

[Jigsaw]

i got them both to come over but gettin them in the same bed did not work lol. i tried. snicker

[Jack]

Trin shouts, 'Forgive me father, for I have sinned!'

[Kison]

The Wheel of Time
Rogue practice area lies to the west, ranger and warrior to the east, female
channeler up and male channeler down. Exit to Fal Dara lies to the NORTH and
exit to the ruined trolloc keep lies to the SOUTH.
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A marvelous crystalline throne stands here, ready to seat an authoritative figure.
Avaine is standing here.

HP:Beaten SP:Excellent MV:Faint >

Heritage narrates, 'hmm'

HP:Beaten SP:Excellent MV:Faint >

Heritage narrates, 'dont see'

say Avaine
You say 'Avaine'

HP:Beaten SP:Excellent MV:Draining >
say Marry me
You say 'Marry me'

HP:Beaten SP:Excellent MV:Draining >
who
-------------- Immortals --------------
Avaine

-------------- Players --------------
Talmaes Al'Thorin [Queen's Guard Applicant]
Heritage "The Big B" Benton [Queen's Guards Council]
Trysstianna the mischievous.
Kison
Corbin


-------------- Statistics --------------
Players: 5 humans, 4 trollocs, 0 seanchan, and 0 aiel roaming the world.
Today there was a high of 12 players.
Yesterday there was a high of 13 players, achieved at 15:54:18.
The greatest high on record was 17 players on 07-16-09.

HP:Beaten SP:Excellent MV:Draining >
say Right here, right nowwww
You say 'Right here, right nowwww'

HP:Beaten SP:Excellent MV:Draining >

Avaine says 'pass'

HP:Beaten SP:Excellent MV:Draining >
lau
You fall down laughing.

[Obould]

I know you cried a little on the inside galnor.

[Moe]

Cifon narrates, 'honestly, if you see me zone, you should just go to sleep because I'm not a threat at all'

[Myra]

Moe narrates, 'i wish i had a mustache :/'
Karlin narrates, 'you gotta be at least 13 to get facial hair moe'

[Alder]

Jaina told you "so do I! we have so much in common!"

Jaina told you "The chicks love a nice 'stache"

You tell Jaina, 'I'm not a lesbian.'

Jaina told you "sniff, you seemed the type "

[Myra]

Evilina narrates, 'gay pride ftw'