A riddle, a prize

[Evilina]

So myself, Galnor, Fogel, and Koradin are on an airplane. There are only 3 parachutes left for the 4 of us. Galnor says "I am the l33t coder of this mud and should live so I shall have a parachute!", Fogel says "I am the one who follows our l33t coder and fixes his newb hax so i must have a parachute!", Koradin says "I am the greatest scripter this mud has ever seen so I must have a parachute!" I consider their words and realize I am not a coder or a fixer of code for a coder nor a scripter but I am the el1te Cheato and can break all code.

Which one's of us lives and dies?

[Tristan]

You all die because you are too busy arguing over who gets them...

[Galnor]

Evilina survives, because he hacked the parachutes and faked the plane malfunction.

[Evilina]

Galnor is almost spot on.

I never mentioned anything about mechanical failure or the plane needing to crash land.

5 balloons awarded to the yuppie. (don't inhale the helium)

[Lighuxe]

You missed the other option as well.

Galnor, Fogel and Koradin hold a meeting and decide to kick Evilina off the plane before parachutes become needed.

[Galnor]

I like this scenario.