Fresh character PK event

[Tyson]

Looks like you even made it to level 4! Congrats.

I'd play here but again no one plays here. I'm content with my League of Legends addiction for now anyway.

Also despite everyone else's silence on the topic they're all eager to know how your date goes.

[Galnor]

It's not like there's anything else to read about on this forum.

[Semper]

Well, I am checking here every day nonetheless.

But yes... I even clicked on Tyson's link! ^^

[Tristan]

It's all because you guys just miss me, so you all coment on here so i'll see it and read it because secretly you all really love me!

[Tyson]

Who is Tristan btw? I actually have no idea who he is.

Anyway Chase, I'm sure the cute blonde grad student won't be some black guy with a penis so big you feel like a woman. If anything though people on dating websites tend to put up their "best" pictures aka when they wore that slutty cocktail dress once with cakes of makeup and someone took a picture of them. Reality = still blonde, still same height but totally different 99% of the time. Oh man, what if she has a really squeaky high pitched voice??

Also my genetics professor posted an interesting thing on Facebook the other year.. Apparently one dating website found that 70% (unsure of exact statistic but it was an easy majority) of women who liked the taste of beer would also put out on the first date. It was supposedly the only correlation they could accurately make from all the questions they had etc. So maybe ask her if she likes beer? You could even take her to one of those boutique beer places if she does, then bang her like she wants.

Like. She. Wants.

[Tristan]

Come fight me!


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Lady Kyrana A'ryn, Sitter of the Green Ajah

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Currently active: 1 human.
Today there was a high of 2 players.
The record high of 26 players was reached on 05-05-2010.

[Galnor]

Tristan is Kyrana's brother. Didn't you hear?

[Tyson]

Can I have sex with him?

PS. That was a joke Galnor, please don't rape me with your banhammer.

[Kim]

Tyson's posts in this thread alone pertaining to sex.

you're all a bunch of fucking pussies. stop forum surfing if you're not interested in playing the game. Seriously just fuck off you're not needed or wanted.

The day he lost his virginity...

I'm probably the most comfortable with my sexuality of all of you. That means, yes Kim, yes I would fuck you.

<3

Well, you've been to prison. You know I'd still get off on it. In some cultures you have to be inseminated to become a man, whether that be orally or anally depending on the tribe; that doesn't make you gay.

I brought a girl here once for the RP. I think she just wanted mudsex, but I was too tired. She never came back!

Well I still have many awesome pics of mudders. I call it my WoT collection! Its pretty damn hawt. You guys want to read some of my cyber logs?? They're pretty steamy.

Anyway, I can't release the pics to the public really because people might kill themselves irl or something because they can't handle the shame of their husbands knowing etc. But if you're on skype and I can be bothered, I might share

Or she could just be super hot, kinky as fuck and practically rape you for that lawyer cock. Although more than likely your date will be bulk awkward regardless because you already have this mind set:

"Hi"

"Hi!"

"Oh thank god, you're not a black guy!"

" (begins thinking you're a racist hater)"


But seriously, I would say about 1/3rd of the mud girls are actually pretty hot and would bang/10.

Oh, I see how it is... You like them small.. And blonde. You know what they say about guys who like small girls??

In other news, this girl is also blonde: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc

Who is Tristan btw? I actually have no idea who he is.

Anyway Chase, I'm sure the cute blonde grad student won't be some black guy with a penis so big you feel like a woman. If anything though people on dating websites tend to put up their "best" pictures aka when they wore that slutty cocktail dress once with cakes of makeup and someone took a picture of them. Reality = still blonde, still same height but totally different 99% of the time. Oh man, what if she has a really squeaky high pitched voice??

Also my genetics professor posted an interesting thing on Facebook the other year.. Apparently one dating website found that 70% (unsure of exact statistic but it was an easy majority) of women who liked the taste of beer would also put out on the first date. It was supposedly the only correlation they could accurately make from all the questions they had etc. So maybe ask her if she likes beer? You could even take her to one of those boutique beer places if she does, then bang her like she wants.

Like. She. Wants.

Can I have sex with him?

PS. That was a joke Galnor, please don't rape me with your banhammer.

[Tyson]

Kim, don't even try to deny the intense inner psychological orgasm you get from the entertainment I provide.

PS. I said orgasm.

[Kim]

That's going on my list!

[Tyson]

UPDATE CHASE!

[Chase]

Went on a date.. apparently most are supposed to be an hour since you're meeting someone for the first time.. She wasn't a dude. And she was actually smoking hot and kinda smart. We hung out for 3 hours at the restaurant. There's your update! Now I wait and text her after a few days. Can't text her right away

[Tyson]

Why? Because you don't want a relationship, you just want to bang her? You could have just explained this to her on your date I would feel too immoral being deceptive like that, but then again people think I'm a horrible person for being honest.

Is there an hour rule? Interesting. So are your friends jealous? Do you feel liberated by this experience?

[Chase]

No, American girls you have to play more games with. If you immediately text them they know you're interested right away and then you're not worth her chasing. I'll see if she wants to hang out more after a while. No hour rule but it's just apparently what most people do? Since you're meeting them for the first time.

And why would they be jealous haha? There's plenty of girls out there. I only did it bc I lost a bet but it was kinda fun.

[Galnor]

Does she MUD

[Tyson]

Didn't even answer my liberation question.

Oh okay, you and your ninja strategy. I do this sometimes too although not always, depends on the girl and usually my disinterest is more subtle/passive so I still actively do whatever I want. I once got this girl's number and texted her two days later only to have an entertaining text conversation with someone who was not her. I thought, that's weird, why would she tell me her full name, age, home town etc and give me a fake number when I know her friends too! So I look her up on facebook (no stalking required) and send her a message of my entertaining conversation with random person, she then friends me and it is revealed that she typoed the last digit of her number. So I was no longer heart broken!

I find playing games with girls kind of mean though. Maybe if you don't you can't catch a lot of Americans? Although I think if you pointed it out to them they would be kind of annoyed with you. Girls are so irrational. Sorry Fogel, but you are.

Also, I already painted a picture of "Chasette Interweb Gurl" as being a little nerdy and an avid reader (goes hand in hand with hot grad student), probably a bit introverted. There is very good mudding potential in this dream girl (although my imagination has been extrapolated out of thin air of course). However, remember that "Does she MUD" isn't the same as "Does she lift" - mud girls be crazy. How many girls have you met on a text game that you would actually date no matter how divinely hawt they were with the most beautiful of angelic voices and the prettiest of faces? I thought I met one once, but you don't even want to know just how crazy she turned out to be.

[Chase]

honestly, i didn't read any of that

[Tyson]

"Chasette Interweb Gurl" ?

[Tristan]

Dates are supposed to go for as long as it still feels right (interesting and not just stale conversation saying the same thing over and over while wording it differently)

P.S - Congrats mate glad it went well.

[Kim]

Tyson believes in the one hour rule because $100 an hour for one hour is all he can afford.

j/k

We already know when Tyson wants it he just takes it.

[Tyson]

Ok.

[Semper]

not sure about pk, but I'm on and so is Shadowmyth right now.

[Kim]

lies