Fresh character PK event

[Tyson]

I brought a girl here once for the RP. I think she just wanted mudsex, but I was too tired. She never came back!

[Kim]

You brought a girl to a pk mud for the rp?

She wanted to cyber but you of all people were to tired?

This story sounds fabricated.

[Galnor]

Reminds me of this one time years ago when this newish player was on the MUD in the zone south of Lugard. I was on a female character and convinced him I lived in the same town as him. He wound up telling me his wife was out of town and invited me over to get down and dirty with him.

Wish I could find that log.

[Chase]

I had some girl from wot offer cyber as a incentive to help her get in gaidin once. I probably should have taken her up on it just for the log

[Galnor]

You have a Gaidin? Wtf who

[Kim]

I still have compromising photos of a few female mudders who wanted to hook up, and one is engaged now to pounds from wot.

You have a gaidin Chase? wtf

[Kim]

Reminds me of this one time years ago when this newish player was on the MUD in the zone south of Lugard. I was on a female character and convinced him I lived in the same town as him. He wound up telling me his wife was out of town and invited me over to get down and dirty with him.

Wish I could find that log.

wtf that was me!

[Galnor]

oh baby

[Chase]

Back when Gaidin was open on here. duh fools

[Tyson]

Well I still have many awesome pics of mudders. I call it my WoT collection! Its pretty damn hawt. You guys want to read some of my cyber logs?? They're pretty steamy.

Anyway, I can't release the pics to the public really because people might kill themselves irl or something because they can't handle the shame of their husbands knowing etc. But if you're on skype and I can be bothered, I might share

[Chase]

I don't want to imagine what mud girls look irl

[Galnor]

Most look like men tbh

[Fogel]

Most look like are men tbh

Fixed that for you

[Tyson]

I don't know, some are pretty gorgeous to be honest. Others less so, which not surprisingly tend to be the more bitchy hormonal annoying ones.

Is that an indication that you can say "I like her personality" just by looking at a girl??

[Chase]

I said that the other day and now I've got a date set up with an online girl.. damnit. Lost a bet and had to sign up for Match.com and go on at least one date. Not a mud "girl," but I'm really worried this grad student blonde chick is really a black guy named Lorenzo or something.

[Tyson]

Or she could just be super hot, kinky as fuck and practically rape you for that lawyer cock. Although more than likely your date will be bulk awkward regardless because you already have this mind set:

"Hi"

"Hi!"

"Oh thank god, you're not a black guy!"

" (begins thinking you're a racist hater)"


But seriously, I would say about 1/3rd of the mud girls are actually pretty hot and would bang/10.

[Galnor]

but I'm really worried this grad student blonde chick is really a black guy named Lorenzo or something.

Or Narg.

[Kim]

Black guys are named Bubba or Tyrone, Lorenzo is a mexican or cuban who wants to be black.

You should of just signed up for my bromeet Chase.

[Chase]

"Oh thank god, you're not a black guy!"

" (begins thinking you're a racist hater)"

Haha I was completely joking. I just thought up the opposite of small blonde girl. Hence, big black guy. Wow I hope it's Narg.

[Tyson]

Oh, I see how it is... You like them small.. And blonde. You know what they say about guys who like small girls??

In other news, this girl is also blonde: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc

[Chase]

Haha of course, small girls are the best, you can pick them up (physically) so easily. My ex was 5'2 110. Course this girl is 5'10 apparently. Not as fun

And no. My theory is most blondes are hotter than most brunettes. But the hottest brunettes > hottest blondes. Think about it. You know I'm right.

And what bromeet?!

[Tyson]

Does that theory only make sense because there are more brunettes in the world than there are blondes? So mostly you just like blondes unless they're super hot to make up for not being blonde??

Pretty eugenic nazi of you bro.

[Chase]

you're hopeless

[Tyson]

Youuuuu love it. So, booked that date yet? Just take her to some nice bar and get her drunk.

[Chase]

Right, that'll go over well. I'll set it up for sometime next week. I'm glad I've sufficiently turned this thread into my dating log.

Also, I had to try Wot again since nobody will play here and I've gotten bored with studying. Just statted a 19 18 18 ls hunter in 20ish tries. I give it a week before I get bored and quit.