How NOT to use a smob

[Nicotine]

A Small Storage Area
A small storage room stands here, covered in dust and spiderwebs. Little can
be seen in the room's dark corners aside from the frequent scurrying of small
spiders. Towards the back is a thick layer of webbing covering some sort of
shiny object. A strange symbol can just barely be seen on each of the walls.

[ Exits: w ]
A huge black spider watches over her young ones.
A small spider stands here, staring at you excitedly.
A small spider stands here, staring at you excitedly.
A small spider stands here, staring at you excitedly.

HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
You attempt to hide yourself.

HP:Battered MV:Strong >
*Chase* has arrived from the west.
A black-and-white Domani razor has arrived from the west.

HP:Battered MV:Strong >
*Chase* tries to slash your legs, but misses.

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Chase: Battered>
ss
HP:Battered MV:Strong - Chase: Battered>
= =
* A huge spider pierces your body.
A small spider tries to hit your hands, but misses.
A small spider tries to hit *Chase*'s legs, but misses.
A small spider tries to hit *Chase*'s arms, but misses.
A small spider tries to hit your feet, but misses.
A huge spider pierces your body.

HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Chase: Battered>
+ -
sb
Cancelled...
You raise your shield and brace yourself in preparation for an oncoming attack.

HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Chase: Battered>
= = *Chase* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Chase: Battered>
*Chase* stops using a wickedly curved heron marked longsword.

HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Chase: Battered>
*Chase* wields a lion-etched dagger.

HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Chase: Battered>
A small spider hits *Chase*'s shoulders.
A small spider hits your head hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A huge spider pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A huge spider pierces your body very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
*Chase* pierces your body into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
*Chase* pierces your legs into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Your fame has been diminished.
You are dead! Sorry...

[Nicotine]

Oh, and before that I accidentally fireworked my own patrol. *facepalm*

[Chase]

You releveled me. Gracias!

[Pitch]

so lame

[Chase]

I really only started using it again when I fight fade attacks, but made a special case for Nico because the combination of his sick set and shield block made every bash a rare occasion