Concerning the man named Tyson

[Semper]

Women ! Ladies ! I have an extremely difficult task only one of you can succeed in doing. The reward will be self gratifying and extremely worth it.

You are to teach the man named Tyson manners ! He can be pig headed and lazy, and excited sexually too easily ! But if you can handle that, then you will find a good man. Teach him manners and ship shape him up, because once you get him sailing, he's a good man.

Maybe you will even find yourself with a kid or two.. or three... or four... But what more can you ask for than a loving familly ?

Only a blind fool would ignore a pure hearted woman's efforts, and Tyson is not a blind fool. Don't let him play you, be firm. Good luck ladies, you'll need it. And to anyone who can succeed in capturing his heart or at least teaching him manners, I will offer my vast fortunes (good fortune ! a few crowns and many blessings, then any help I can give).

Signed in black ink flowing in handwriting on a beige note-paper,

Semper

[Semper]

Has no one stepped up ?!

I'll up the recompense, 15 crowns and a a fine piece to anyone who can steal Tyson's heart (not litteraly, the expression !) or else teach him manners.

Come on ladies ! you have a whole lot to gain.

[Jack]

SEVEN SACKS OF A SHISHKABOB. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TAP THAT SINCE 2010