oh dear (subtitled occam you lucky bastard)

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Phantasm
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oh dear (subtitled occam you lucky bastard)

Post by Phantasm »

back human
back human
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
Backstab who?

HP:Battered MV:Excellent >
*Occam* has arrived from the south.

HP:Battered MV:Excellent >
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* + - = % = - A nasty looking trolloc tries to pound *Occam*'s legs, but misses.
A nasty looking trolloc tries to pound *Occam*'s legs, but misses.
The sun slowly disappears in the west.

HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
+
* You can't sneak up on a fighting target.

HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Suddenly, Someone stabs you in the back!
That really did HURT!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You have been severely wounded, you can no longer move around as quickly!

HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Occam: Scratched --- a nasty looking trolloc: Healthy>







you lucky bastard :D
Occam
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Re: oh dear (subtitled occam you lucky bastard)

Post by Occam »

ur a lucker for not dyin to my first stab
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Re: oh dear (subtitled occam you lucky bastard)

Post by Phantasm »

no u
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Re: oh dear (subtitled occam you lucky bastard)

Post by Occam »

hey lucker, can u tell me wat dese vials do dat you had in ur corpse?
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Re: oh dear (subtitled occam you lucky bastard)

Post by Phantasm »

UIR A LUCKER I BET U DONT VEN HAVE A RAZOR LOLOL
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Re: oh dear (subtitled occam you lucky bastard)

Post by Occam »

i seem to cut thru ur pk tactics just fine with my dagger LOL
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Re: oh dear (subtitled occam you lucky bastard)

Post by Phantasm »

LOLOLOL DO U RIDE LOLLERSK8S 2 WORK
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Re: oh dear (subtitled occam you lucky bastard)

Post by Occam »

lol u have fkn 8098 pb with dat fkn yew bow
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Re: oh dear (subtitled occam you lucky bastard)

Post by Phantasm »

Offensive Bonus: 111 Dodge Bonus: 133, Parry Bonus: 155

Offensive Bonus: 174 Dodge Bonus: 132, Parry Bonus: 159


11 of these tinghs is notlike the otherLOL
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Re: oh dear (subtitled occam you lucky bastard)

Post by Occam »

P:Battered MV:Strong - Phantasm: Critical>
change mood berserk
2
Mood changed to: Berserk

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Phantasm: Critical>
*Phantasm* begins to stare at you intently, a look of concentration spreading across his face!

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Phantasm: Critical>
You try to pierce *Phantasm*'s body, but miss.
You try to pierce *Phantasm*'s feet, but miss.

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Phantasm: Critical>
*Phantasm* starts to draw an arrow further back, his muscles rippling powerfully!

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Phantasm: Critical>
*Phantasm* shifts his aim slightly, studying your body carefully!

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Phantasm: Critical>
You pierce *Phantasm*'s legs very hard.

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Phantasm: Critical>

*Phantasm* takes aim and fires an arrow at you from a stout yew bow!

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Phantasm: Critical>
*Phantasm* nocks an arrow and begins to study the area.

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Phantasm: Critical>
*Phantasm* begins to stare at you intently, a look of concentration spreading across his face!

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Phantasm: Critical>
2
An arrow hits you with BRUTAL force, spraying blood everywhere!

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Phantasm: Critical>
2
*Phantasm* starts to draw an arrow further back, his muscles rippling powerfully!
You try to pierce *Phantasm*'s head, but miss.
You try to pierce *Phantasm*'s feet, but miss.

HP:Battered MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Beaten>
You do the best you can!

HP:Battered MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Beaten>
You do the best you can!

HP:Battered MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Beaten>
2
*Phantasm* shifts his aim slightly, studying your body carefully!
You do the best you can!

HP:Battered MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Beaten>

*Phantasm* takes aim and fires an arrow at you from a stout yew bow!

HP:Battered MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Beaten>
*Phantasm* nocks an arrow and begins to study the area.

HP:Battered MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Beaten>
You try to pierce *Phantasm*'s legs, but miss.
You pierce *Phantasm*'s arms hard.

HP:Battered MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Battered MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
*Phantasm* begins to stare at you intently, a look of concentration spreading across his face!

HP:Battered MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Battered MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!
2

HP:Battered MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Battered MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
An arrow hits you with BRUTAL force, spraying blood everywhere!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
*Phantasm* starts to draw an arrow further back, his muscles rippling powerfully!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You try to pierce *Phantasm*'s body, but miss.
You try to pierce *Phantasm*'s hands, but miss.
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
*Phantasm* shifts his aim slightly, studying your body carefully!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2

*Phantasm* takes aim and fires an arrow at you from a stout yew bow!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
*Phantasm* nocks an arrow and begins to study the area.

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
*Phantasm* begins to stare at you intently, a look of concentration spreading across his face!
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You try to pierce *Phantasm*'s feet, but miss.

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
An arrow hits you with intense force, spraying blood everywhere!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
*Phantasm* starts to draw an arrow further back, his muscles rippling powerfully!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
*Phantasm* shifts his aim slightly, studying your body carefully!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You pierce *Phantasm*'s arms very hard.

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>

*Phantasm* takes aim and fires an arrow at you from a stout yew bow!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
*Phantasm* nocks an arrow and begins to study the area.

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
2
*Phantasm* begins to stare at you intently, a look of concentration spreading across his face!
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2

*Phantasm* takes aim and fires an arrow at you from a stout yew bow!
*Phantasm* panics, and attempts to flee!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
*Phantasm* leaves south.
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent >
2
You dodge to the side, letting an arrow fly past.

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent >
2
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent >
2
They don't seem to be here.
2

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent >
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent >
2
2
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent >
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent >
2
You pierce *Phantasm*'s hands very hard.

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
*Phantasm* panics, and attempts to flee!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
An arrow hits you hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
*Phantasm* leaves west.
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Critical MV:Excellent >
2
2
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Critical MV:Excellent >
2
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Critical MV:Excellent >
w
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Critical MV:Excellent >
2
Looking Upon a Small Forest
Coming off of the dirt path to the east, the terrain rises slightly. Deep
within the woods, no path can be marked to traverse further into the forest.
Back towards the north, though, a clearing in the woods can be spotted.
[ Exits: n e ]
North: A large rat is here scurrying out of sight.
*Phantasm* is standing here.

HP:Critical MV:Excellent >
n
You pierce *Phantasm*'s shoulders very hard.

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
No way! You're fighting for your life!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!
*Phantasm* nocks an arrow and begins to study the area.

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
*Phantasm* begins to stare at you intently, a look of concentration spreading across his face!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You try to pierce *Phantasm*'s legs, but miss.
You try to pierce *Phantasm*'s shoulders, but miss.

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
*Phantasm* starts to draw an arrow further back, his muscles rippling powerfully!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

*Phantasm* takes aim and fires an arrow at you from a stout yew bow!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
*Phantasm* nocks an arrow and begins to study the area.

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
*Phantasm* begins to stare at you intently, a look of concentration spreading across his face!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You try to pierce *Phantasm*'s body, but miss.
You try to pierce *Phantasm*'s arms, but miss.

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
*Phantasm* starts to draw an arrow further back, his muscles rippling powerfully!
An arrow hits you very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
*Phantasm* shifts his aim slightly, studying your body carefully!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>

*Phantasm* takes aim and fires an arrow at you from a stout yew bow!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
*Phantasm* nocks an arrow and begins to study the area.

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You try to pierce *Phantasm*'s hands, but miss.
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
s
You do the best you can!


You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>


You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
*Phantasm* takes aim and fires an arrow at you from a stout yew bow!


HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
*Phantasm* nocks an arrow and begins to study the area.

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
2
*Phantasm* begins to stare at you intently, a look of concentration spreading across his face!
You try to pierce *Phantasm*'s body, but miss.

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical MV:Excellent - Phantasm: Critical>
2
An arrow hits you with intense force, spraying blood everywhere!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Your fame has been diminished.
You are dead! Sorry...
Crossroads of Fate
Existing just outside of the border of the Pattern, the Crossroads of Fate lead
into the World of the Wheel of Time, governing where all people take their
first steps into the world, and the fates that lie ahead for them. To receive
a kit, simply type kit.
[ Exits: n e s w u d ]
A smooth stone fountain with an elaborate design is here.
The Guardian of Life stands here, ever vigilant.

You feel completely drained of all of your strength...
You have lost your kill streak!
Nah... You feel too relaxed to do that..
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Re: oh dear (subtitled occam you lucky bastard)

Post by Phantasm »

LOL IM A LUCKER BRO :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: oh dear (subtitled occam you lucky bastard)

Post by Jinn »

prac precise strike

profit!
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Re: oh dear (subtitled occam you lucky bastard)

Post by Occam »

u might be a lucker but i didn't have enough levels to get it yet.
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