QMONEY AND THE LORD VISIT CIARRA

[Jack]

THE PREQUEL:

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Qmoney has arrived from the west, riding a white stallion.

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Qmoney looks at you.

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Qmoney stares at the sky.

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eq
You are using:
<worn on legs> a leaf

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say HELLO
You say 'HELLO'

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Qmoney says 'Hi.'

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say I AM PROPERLY DRESSED TO MEET CIARRA
You say 'I AM PROPERLY DRESSED TO MEET CIARRA'

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emote groans as his manhood pushes through the leaf.
Jack groans as his manhood pushes through the leaf.

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Qmoney says 'You should lose the leaf, in that case.'

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say PLAN TO
You say 'PLAN TO'

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Qmoney nods in agreement.

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say BUT NEED TO GET HER ON MY GOOD SIDE FIRST
You say 'BUT NEED TO GET HER ON MY GOOD SIDE FIRST'

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Qmoney says 'Overdress to impress, I like it.'

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say WOMAN IS KEEN OF COCK BLOCKING
You say 'WOMAN IS KEEN OF COCK BLOCKING'

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say BUT SHE WILL FEEL GOD'S WRATH
You say 'BUT SHE WILL FEEL GOD'S WRATH'

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Qmoney nods in agreement.

[Jack]

EPISODE ONE:

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na CAMMORI
You narrate, 'CAMMORI'

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nar ANOTHER GOD FOLLOWER
You narrate, 'ANOTHER GOD FOLLOWER'

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Cammori narrates, 'JACK'

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nar BRING SOME FIREWORKS
You narrate, 'BRING SOME FIREWORKS'

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nar HELP US BLOW DOWN THIS DOOR
You narrate, 'HELP US BLOW DOWN THIS DOOR'

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Cammori narrates, 'what door ?'

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The Halldoor is opened from the other side.

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The Hall of Sitters
[ Exits: s w ]
Ciarra Al'Dai, Aes Sedai of the Gray Ajah is standing here.
Bob Smith, LIKE A BOSS is sitting here.
Seravin Sedai, the official clerk of the Hall of Sitters, stands here.
Qmoney has arrived from the south.

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Seravin Sedai nods in agreement.

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Landor narrates, 'dnt listen to them'

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Ciarra says 'you are free to go.'

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Qmoney closes the Halldoor.

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Bob nod slightly.

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Ciarra says 'qmoney and jack.'

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say YES BABY
You say 'YES BABY'

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Bob speaks sternly 'Please open it, i need to go and rest'

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open halldoor
Ciarra says 'You were not summoned to the hall'

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You open the Halldoor.

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Ciarra says 'now leave.'

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say I WAS SUMMONED BY GOD HIMSELF
You say 'I WAS SUMMONED BY GOD HIMSELF'

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Bob clambers to his feet.

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Bob staggers from the room.

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say BESIDES YOU PROMISED ME AUDIENCE
You say 'BESIDES YOU PROMISED ME AUDIENCE'

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Bob leaves south.

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Qmoney says 'I am just a follower of Jack!'

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say AND I WAITED A WHOLE FIFTY MINUTES
You say 'AND I WAITED A WHOLE FIFTY MINUTES'

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Ciarra says 'I said i was not answering your request '

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Ciarra says 'at the time'

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Ciarra says 'and to ask later'

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say DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR MY NEWS
Cammori narrates, 'they are kinslayer mud sexing'
You say 'DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR MY NEWS'

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say IT'S OF GRAVE IMPORTANCE
You say 'IT'S OF GRAVE IMPORTANCE'

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Ciarra says 'very well'

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Ciarra says 'please seal the hall'
Seravin Sedai says 'Very well then.'

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Seravin Sedai closes the Halldoor.

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say MY NEWS
You say 'MY NEWS'

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Qmoney panics, and attempts to flee!

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Qmoney panics, and attempts to flee!
Qmoney leaves west.

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Seravin Sedai locks the Halldoor.

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Ciarra says 'what is in?'

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Seravin Sedai nods in agreement.

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Ciarra says 'it*'

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The Hall of Sitters
Stripes of color representing every Ajah span the circular walls of this room.
In a room large enough to fit a sizeable crowd, it is startlingly bare. A
single wooden table sits at the center of the room, its dark wooden surface
worn by years of use. On either side of the table, chairs are placed for the
Sitters while an imposing affair sits at the head of the table for the Amyrlin
Seat to perch upon.
[ Exits: s w ]
Ciarra Al'Dai, Aes Sedai of the Gray Ajah is standing here.
Seravin Sedai, the official clerk of the Hall of Sitters, stands here.
Qmoney has arrived from the west.

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Ciarra closes the plaindoor.

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say IS THAT I MUST DECLINE YOUR OFFER OF PANTS
Ciarra says 'what is so important?'

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You say 'IS THAT I MUST DECLINE YOUR OFFER OF PANTS'

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say FOR I HAVE FOUND BETTER CLOTHING TO WEAR
You say 'FOR I HAVE FOUND BETTER CLOTHING TO WEAR'

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Ciarra looks at you.

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The terrifying beat of the trolloc war drums can be heard in the distance.

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Ciarra says 'please unseal the hall'

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say WAIT
Seravin Sedai says 'Very well then'

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You say 'WAIT'

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say THERE IS MORE
You say 'THERE IS MORE'

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Seravin Sedai unlocks the Halldoor.

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Seravin Sedai opens the Halldoor.

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say KATHRYN ADMITTED TO BEING A DARKFRIEND TO ME
You say 'KATHRYN ADMITTED TO BEING A DARKFRIEND TO ME'

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Ciarra says 'but it does not require the hall'

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Seravin Sedai nods in agreement.

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Ciarra says 'now please let us meet elsewhere'

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say THE BED CHAMBERS?
You say 'THE BED CHAMBERS?'

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say I KNEW YOU'D COME AROUND
You say 'I KNEW YOU'D COME AROUND'

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Qmoney falls down laughing.

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Ciarra says 'or i will have seravin forcibly remove you. '

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Ciarra says 'leave*'

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say HEY I'M NOT PROTESTING
You say 'HEY I'M NOT PROTESTING'

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A great horn can be heard in the distance, warning of impending danger at Tarwin's Gap.

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say LET'S MEET THERE
You say 'LET'S MEET THERE'

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Ciarra says 'no'

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The terrifying beat of the trolloc war drums can be heard in the distance.

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say THEN PERHAPS THE TEA SHOP
You say 'THEN PERHAPS THE TEA SHOP'

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Ciarra says 'We will meet with sheriam.'

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say FINE
You say 'FINE'

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say SHE CAN WATCH US
You say 'SHE CAN WATCH US'

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fol ciarra
You now follow Ciarra.

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Ciarra nods at Seravin Sedai.

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Ciarra leaves south.
You follow Ciarra.
Before the Hall
[ Exits: n s ]
Ciarra Al'Dai, Aes Sedai of the Gray Ajah is standing here.
An Accepted stands nearby.

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Ciarra leaves south.
You follow Ciarra.
Foot of the Stairway
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Ciarra Al'Dai, Aes Sedai of the Gray Ajah is standing here.
A young Novice is standing here, attempting to avoid notice.
An Accepted stands nearby.
Qmoney has arrived from the north.

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Ciarra leaves up.
You follow Ciarra.
The First Landing
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Ciarra Al'Dai, Aes Sedai of the Gray Ajah is standing here.
A seemingly ageless woman wrapped in a blue shawl stands here.
A beautiful woman with an impressive face stands before you.
A young Novice is standing here, attempting to avoid notice.
Qmoney has arrived from below.

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Ciarra leaves north.
You follow Ciarra.
Sheriam Sedai's Study
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Ciarra Al'Dai, Aes Sedai of the Gray Ajah is standing here.
An Aes Sedai of the Yellow Ajah glides by here.
A seemingly ageless woman wrapped in a blue shawl stands here.
A slightly plump woman wrapped in a blue shawl is here.

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A great horn can be heard in the distance, warning of impending danger at Tarwin's Gap.

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The terrifying beat of the trolloc war drums can be heard in the distance.

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l s
The studydoor is open.

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Ciarra closes the studydoor.

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Ciarra is now a member of Ciarra's group.
You are now a member of Ciarra's group.

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Ciarra has disbanded the group.
You stop following Ciarra.

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Ciarra says 'now what do you need?'

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say A WEAPON FOR STARTERS
You say 'A WEAPON FOR STARTERS'

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Ciarra looks at you.

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say THE VALON IS DIRT POOR
You say 'THE VALON IS DIRT POOR'

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Ciarra says 'what is your weapon of choice?'

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Qmoney falls down laughing.

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say WELL THE WEAPON OF CHOICE STANDS BETWEEN MY LEGS
You say 'WELL THE WEAPON OF CHOICE STANDS BETWEEN MY LEGS'

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Ciarra sighs loudly.

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Ciarra opens the studydoor.

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Ciarra leaves south.

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say BUT
You say 'BUT'

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The studydoor is closed from the other side.

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say DAMN IT
You say 'DAMN IT'

[Jack]

SPARK NOTES FOR EPISODE ONE:

Ciarra narrates, 'Jack I do not have the patience to hear of the weapon between your legs, you will speak to me respectably or i will not be bothered to listen.'

[Jack]

EPISODE TWO:

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Ciarra has arrived from the south.

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Ciarra closes the studydoor.

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say OKAY
You say 'OKAY'

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Ciarra says 'What is so important?'

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Qmoney snickers softly.

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say LET'S PUT THE PAST BEHIND US
You say 'LET'S PUT THE PAST BEHIND US'

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Qmoney nods in agreement.

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Qmoney says 'Give him another chance!'

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nod
You nod in agreement.

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say KATHRYN TOLD ME TO MY IMMACULATE FACE THAT SHE IS SCUM
You say 'KATHRYN TOLD ME TO MY IMMACULATE FACE THAT SHE IS SCUM'

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say NOT TWO NIGHTS PAST
You say 'NOT TWO NIGHTS PAST'

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say QMONEY HERE WAS KEEPING A TRANSCRIPT BUT IT CAUGHT ON FIRE BEFORE SHE LEFT
You say 'QMONEY HERE WAS KEEPING A TRANSCRIPT BUT IT CAUGHT ON FIRE BEFORE SHE LEFT'

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Qmoney nods in agreement.

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say I THINK SHE SET IT ON FIRE
You say 'I THINK SHE SET IT ON FIRE'

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Qmoney says 'Jack speaks only truth!'

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say YES ONLY TRUTH
You say 'YES ONLY TRUTH'

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say I AM AN AES SEDAI OF SORTS. MY VIRGIN MOTHER LOST ME WHEN I WAS FOUR
You say 'I AM AN AES SEDAI OF SORTS. MY VIRGIN MOTHER LOST ME WHEN I WAS FOUR'

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say AND I WAS FORCED TO SWEAR UPON AN OATH ROD
You say 'AND I WAS FORCED TO SWEAR UPON AN OATH ROD'

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say CIARRA YOU ARE AT A LOSS FOR WORDS OVER HEARING THIS GRAVE NEWS I KNOW
You say 'CIARRA YOU ARE AT A LOSS FOR WORDS OVER HEARING THIS GRAVE NEWS I KNOW'

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say BUT KATHRYN IS SCUM
You say 'BUT KATHRYN IS SCUM'

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Qmoney nods at you.

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Qmoney says 'Is that what your dad called it? An "oath rod"?!*'

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say HE CALLED IT MANY THINGS AND HE BEAT ME WITH IT
You say 'HE CALLED IT MANY THINGS AND HE BEAT ME WITH IT'

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say SOME TIMES HE WOULD PENETRATE THE SKIN
You say 'SOME TIMES HE WOULD PENETRATE THE SKIN'

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Ciarra says 'yahh ok im done.'

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Ciarra opens the studydoor.

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Ciarra leaves south.

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Qmoney says 'That's hot'

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The studydoor is closed from the other side.

[Jack]

SPARK NOTES FOR EPISODE TWO:

Ciarra narrates, 'Jack if you wish to speak with me in a civilized manner, you can send a letter. I do not want to listen to lies about you being an aes sedai and your father beating you with his 'oath rod''

[Ciarra]

lolz. this thread should be called, "The Many adventures of Ciarra Sedai and Jack the fool."

[Qmoney]

lolz. this thread should be called, "The Many adventures of Ciarra Sedai and Jack the fool."

Yes, watching a love story unfold is quite touching.

[Tyson]

Ciarra gasps in ecstasy as her body is overcome by pleasure. She cries hungrily in your ear, "Graaaangh! Give me more Tyson!" [Ciarra]


...I win.

[Ciarra]

... eww.

[Ciarra]

btw you messed up making that :P.

[Chase]

Its more like "NUUUYYAAIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!." ~ a famous kinslayer log

[Otar]

Its more like "NUUUYYAAIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!." ~ a famous kinslayer log

+1 internets to you, sir.

[Ciarra]

sheesh

[Tyson]

I didn't make anything you filthy whore!

[Ciarra]

you obviously did because an rpmote wouldnt start with ciarra and an emote wouldnt end in [Ciarra]

but nice try. ohh and id prever you did not call me a filthywhore kthanksbai.

[Kyrana]

I think this has gone to far, you are sick perverted fucks and its obviouse that ciarra doesn't enjoy it. there is a line between filth RP and verbal sexual assault and you are very close to crossing it. You should all cut it out now before it continues past the line. you all seriously disgust me, not you ciarra, just jack, and tyson. and their alts. also qmoney for helping jack with his crap.

[Jack]

WOMAN ARE YOU SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW. WHAT PART OF

lolz. this thread should be called, "The Many adventures of Ciarra Sedai and Jack the fool."

PORTRAYS THE MENTALITY OF A VICTIMIZED INDIVIDUAL.

WHAT QDIZZLE AND THY GOD DID WAS HARMLESS AND I AM PRETTY CERTAIN THAT CIARRA GETS A KICK OUT OF THIS DESPITE PRETENDING SHE DOESN'T BECAUSE, HEY, THAT'S WHAT UPTIGHT TOWER WENCHES DO. IF SHE REALLY FEELS LIKE IT'S OUT OF LINE SHE IS A BIG GIRL AND CAN SAY SO. MY LORD FATHER DID TELL ME NEVER TO CROSS THAT LINE AFTER ALL.

MAYBE SHE ISN'T AMUSED BY TYSON'S ANTICS BECAUSE THE KID IS AN AUTISTIC SOCIOPATHIC RETARD WHO GETS A HARD ON JUST LOOKING AT HIS OWN WILLY AND ISN'T IN THE LEAST BIT SUBTLE.

[Evilina]

+1 Kyrana

[Phantasm]

[Ciarra]

MAYBE SHE ISN'T AMUSED BY TYSON'S ANTICS BECAUSE THE KID IS AN AUTISTIC SOCIOPATHIC RETARD WHO GETS A HARD ON JUST LOOKING AT HIS OWN WILLY AND ISN'T IN THE LEAST BIT SUBTLE.

+1

But I have to admit i do get a laugh out of jack (sometimes) but yes he does go too far, but its not like he is calling me a dirty whore. If jack should start slamming me with horrible insults such as that then i may feel more strongly against it, but as far as right now imo jack just has a killer worm eating his brain and is losing his sanity.

(insert tyson's outlandish claim here)

Anything tyson says about me is almost always derogatory and also completely false.

[Evilina]

x to the z dawg

[Phantasm]

to be fair to jack, i heard ciarra wants his babies. just sayin

[Ciarra]

Did the voices in your head tell you that?

[Jack]

PHANTASM WHAT YOU SPEAK OF IS EERILY CLOSE TO A TOP SECRET MISSION GIVEN TO ME BY ONE OF THE GODS OF THE SKIES: ZILTOID

[Jack]

CIARRA LET'S PUT OUR DIFFERENCES ASIDE.

IF YOU CAN GET A YELLOW AJAH TO HEAL THIS BRONCHITIS SO I CAN STOP SCREAMING THEN I WILL REJECT LORD ZILTOID'S MISSION AND LEAVE YOU BE.

DO WE HAVE A DEAL OR DO WE HAVE A DEAL.