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[Barf]

A catchy beat begins playing.

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Rick Astley appears from above!

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Rick Astley dances a little strut.

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Rick Astley sings, 'We're no strangers to love.'

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Rick Astley sings, 'You know the rules and so do I.'

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Rick Astley sings, 'A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.'

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Rick Astley sings, 'You wouldn't get this from any other guy.'

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He's a pro.
Rick Astley is in excellent condition.

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A sexy female Dreadguard Questmaster slices Rick Astley's shoulders extremely hard.
Mardock the Dreadlord assists a sexy female Dreadguard Questmaster.

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Rick Astley sings, 'I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.'

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-------------- Immortals --------------

Avaine

-------------- Players --------------

Syrik the Fallen One [Dreadguards]

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Currently active: 2 humans 1 trolloc.
Today there was a high of 6 players.
The record high of 26 players was reached on 05-05-2010.

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Mardock the Dreadlord slashes Rick Astley's feet into bloody fragments!
Mardock the Dreadlord slashes Rick Astley's body into bloody fragments!
Rick Astley tries to hit a sexy female Dreadguard Questmaster's body, but she dodges the attack.
A sexy female Dreadguard Questmaster slices Rick Astley's shoulders very hard.

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Rick Astley sings, 'Gotta make you understand.'

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Now where did that chicken go?

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Rick Astley sings, 'Never gonna give you up,'

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Mardock the Dreadlord slashes Rick Astley's legs into bloody fragments!
Mardock the Dreadlord slashes Rick Astley's shoulders into bloody fragments!
Rick Astley tries to hit a sexy female Dreadguard Questmaster's arms, but she parries the attack.
A sexy female Dreadguard Questmaster slices Rick Astley's head very hard.

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Rick Astley sings, 'Never gonna let you down,'

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You snicker softly.

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Mardock the Dreadlord slashes Rick Astley's body into bloody fragments!
Mardock the Dreadlord slashes Rick Astley's head into bloody fragments!
Rick Astley tries to hit a sexy female Dreadguard Questmaster's body, but she parries the attack.
A sexy female Dreadguard Questmaster slices Rick Astley's body very hard.

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Rick Astley sings, 'Never gonna run around and desert you,'

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Rick Astley sings, 'Never gonna make you cry,'

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Mardock the Dreadlord slashes Rick Astley's waist into bloody fragments!
Mardock the Dreadlord slashes Rick Astley's hands into bloody fragments!
Rick Astley tries to hit a sexy female Dreadguard Questmaster's legs, but she parries the attack.
A sexy female Dreadguard Questmaster slices Rick Astley's feet very hard.

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Rick Astley sings, 'Never gonna say goodbye,'

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Mardock the Dreadlord slashes Rick Astley's body into bloody fragments!
Mardock the Dreadlord slashes Rick Astley's body into bloody fragments!
Rick Astley tries to hit a sexy female Dreadguard Questmaster's legs, but she parries the attack.
A sexy female Dreadguard Questmaster tries to slice Rick Astley's legs, but misses.

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Rick Astley sings, 'Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.'

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The dreadguard armorer barely tickles Rick Astley's body with her claw,

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Rick Astley sings, 'We've known each other for so long.'

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He's a pro.
Rick Astley has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

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The dreadguard armorer barely tickles Rick Astley's body with her claw,
Mardock the Dreadlord slashes Rick Astley's feet into bloody fragments!
Mardock the Dreadlord slashes Rick Astley's head into bloody fragments!
Rick Astley tries to hit a sexy female Dreadguard Questmaster's body, but she parries the attack.
A sexy female Dreadguard Questmaster slices Rick Astley's hands very hard.

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Rick Astley sings, 'Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.'

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The dreadguard armorer barely tickles Rick Astley's head with her claw,
Mardock the Dreadlord slashes Rick Astley's body into bloody fragments!
Mardock the Dreadlord slashes Rick Astley's head into bloody fragments!
Rick Astley tries to hit a sexy female Dreadguard Questmaster's body, but she dodges the attack.
A sexy female Dreadguard Questmaster tries to slice Rick Astley's head, but misses.

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Rick Astley sings, 'Inside we both know what's been going on.'

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Rick Astley sings, 'We know the game and we're gonna play it.'

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The dreadguard armorer barely tickles Rick Astley's waist with her claw,
Mardock the Dreadlord slashes Rick Astley's body into bloody fragments!
You briefly feel the sensation of flight as Mardock the Dreadlord slices your head cleanly
Mardock the Dreadlord slashes Rick Astley's shoulders into bloody fragments!
Your blood freezes as you hear Rick Astley's death cry.
Rick Astley is dead! R.I.P.

[Evilina]

Mardock doesn't like fags either!