LOL!

[Barf]

Ok, so I come back from reading some sites, thinking that it is probably about time to head to keep incase solare came along (had just ripped kathryn 2x and was resting). It seems like she beat me though!

HP:Critical MV:Fresh >
You have 9(434) hit and 237(237) movement points.
You have scored 386880860 exp, 217 total quest points
You need 9119140 exp to reach your next level.
You have been playing for 8 days and 6 hours.
You have gathered 303 Weave Points so far.
This ranks you as Barf the puke slayer (level 49)
You are in the following clans:
Dhjin'nen : 217 Quest Points, rank 5, 83 Quest Points to rank.
You are resting.

I am afk for probably only about 45 seconds right here

HP:Critical MV:Fresh >
*Solare* has arrived from the west.

HP:Critical MV:Fresh >
*Solare* strikes your body into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Your fame has been diminished.
You are dead! Sorry...
Crossroads of Shadows
[ Exits: n d ]
A fountain of stacked stone gushes cool water here.
A crumbling stone well is here, ready to collapse.
The Guardian of Life stands here, ever vigilant.

I come back!
It had me laughing hysterically!

[Solare]

Kathryn was like I died patrol again..Was like ok ill go check it out..walked in bopped you dead and narrated something along the lines of 'Oh ...umm wow he died to one hit'

Kinda had me boggling...

[Barf]

I just thought it was hilarious.

[Nyoga]

I died twice unfortunately because some specific person who i will not name decided to keep running to patrol at wounded even though he was bashing me 50%. So I just stayed and rolled the dice and kept getting said person to critical and within a few hps of dying.

I should have played the smart role and just left when I saw what was happening, but unfortunately I tend to stay and try to keep the pk going even when others run to patties every 2 minutes.

[Barf]

Lies! I didn't run patrol at wounded, I headed gap, follow me and you might find out
I did run patrol when I had like 85 hps though.

[Solare]

Its all twisted lies, he lives at patrols. Id be hard pressed to think of a time i didnt have to BRING the pk to you at a patrol.

[Barf]

maybe because I landed like 1/7 bashes on you when you were in full set, and I got you to hurt and you got me to beat. Why wouldn't I run patrol when I obviously don't stand a chance of straight up melee? Even when I flee I will take an air scythe. (This is why I quit playing my channie )

[Solare]

not just this session, but all. You rely HEAVILY on those patrols. That most recent session you did awesome using the no channel. Instead of running straight for patties shoulda ran back to one of those for a min..They interrupted every single weave i tried. Using those patties just makes the pk unbearable..U beat my skull in at the no channel.

[Barf]

See? I can barely touch you in a full set, but of course when I do bash you it is almost always when I am berked. And since I run to patrols at beat you can flee channel me to crit, which shoves my ob up to 201. So I land roughly 3/5 bashes on you at patrols, which means that you will have a huge chance of mob ripping, or a very small chance of getting pkilled, while I, if I miss the bash am always going to die.

[Barf]

why are you complaining anyway? I have given you like 600 wps and a bunch of scalps, and you have only lost like 1 lvl :p

[Solare]

yeah sept most those wps were mine to begin with! stupid patrols....Im just saying, as soon as yo go that patrol either I 1: let pk die
2: go die to the stupid thing for no reason
3: yell stupid stuff like come die so i can study your corpse...

not much else.. because as soon as I hit your bash % is upped like 900%

[Barf]

see, no channels even the playing field, but if you hadn't have tapped out I would have ripped (12 hps)

[Solare]

I will always tap out in those no channels, because i have to relyon air scythe.. your hps will outlast my sp pool for those, immolate i got off one outta like ten fifteen tries. I had 4 hps wasted sps and my mvs barreeely got me into fd from that. You woulda ate me in any room had i not bolted because my sps wouldnt only ticked to allow me one scythe.

[Kathryn]

I'm really not hatin' on you Barf. It's just very hard to fight at a patrol as a low hps low db channie. That spear you have is way OP.

Utilize no channels more, they will keep people around longer rather than running to a patty (Unless its me who just doesn't give up).

In truth, mob ob/db and player melee needs to be looked at so that 1-2 mobs become more efficient in assisting pkers who are fighting against the odds, yet not so tweaked as to make larger patties extremely overkill. It's a fine balance that needs to be looked into.

[Barf]

Yeah, I switched to plat lblade for the damage and ob, unfortunately my bash is really terrible if I am anything but berked. But crit/berked does make me land a very large percent of bashes. No channels are fun, and I would use the spy mobs gap, but they won't really do anything unless I bash you

[Lamgwin]

she's not hating on your barf, she just wants you to pk the way she wants you to pk. this way she can net some easy kills.

[Solare]

No, this way we wont just leave (which we have). Its easy kills for him if we DO hit those patties as I die in one bash from healthy/hurt to dead..=P We are just letting him know that we wont be suiciding on those things (as much) as we usually do.. That if he hangs out at no channs we will give him a fight. =p

[Barf]

lol, that just sucked. (the pk I mean)

[Solare]

Haha, was waiting for something...Im on the ball tonight =P PS crunch those traps wont work....These are all traps you and ME used to pull on people..