i log on this evening, expecting to re-equip myself, find some eq at fd ngate and wear it right as Oscar shows up and informs me that theres humans in FM. we devise a plan for him to spam the door as i go in for a stab. as we walk into FM, we should have realized all the aggros and misspams were an ill omen, and walked away... BUT... this is what happened in stead...
Approaching the West Gate
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East : A grizzled soldier stands here, the product of an untold number of campaigns.
West : A grizzled soldier stands here, the product of an untold number of campaigns.
Oscar the Grouch is standing here.
HP:Hurt MV:Draining >Junction in Veldru Avenue
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North: The jammeddoor obstructs your view.
East : A proud veteran Shienaran soldier stands here, ready for battle.
West : Oscar the Grouch is standing here.
A grizzled soldier stands here, the product of an untold number of campaigns.
A weary woman stands here, covered in dust.
Oscar has arrived from the west.
HP:Hurt MV:Draining >na wtf
You narrate, 'wtf'
HP:Hurt MV:Draining >south
A grizzled soldier tries to slash Oscar's body, but misses.
Oscar tries to stab A grizzled soldier's body, but misses.
A grizzled soldier tries to slash Oscar's legs, but misses.
HP:Hurt MV:Draining >south
Veldru Avenue
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North: Oscar the Grouch is here, fighting A grizzled soldier!.
South: A soldier stands here, unshaven, dirty, and ready for battle.
HP:Hurt MV:Draining >A Corner Merge of Veldru Avenue and Sulter Lane
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East : A proud veteran Shienaran soldier stands here, ready for battle.
A soldier stands here, unshaven, dirty, and ready for battle.
A grizzled soldier stands here, the product of an untold number of campaigns.
HP:Hurt MV:Draining >east
Oscar narrates, 'gd '
HP:Hurt MV:Draining >Sulter Lane
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West : A soldier stands here, unshaven, dirty, and ready for battle.
A proud veteran Shienaran soldier stands here, ready for battle.
HP:Hurt MV:Draining >east
Sulter Lane Outside of a Military Building
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East : A grizzled soldier stands here, the product of an untold number of campaigns.
South: A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
West : A proud veteran Shienaran soldier stands here, ready for battle.
HP:Hurt MV:Draining >south
south
A Wide Marble Hallway
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South: A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
HP:Hurt MV:Draining >A Planning Room
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North: A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
South: The splinterdoor obstructs your view.
West : A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
HP:Hurt MV:Faint >west
west
A Secure Corridor
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East : A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
West : A high-rank Shienaran soldier is standing here.
A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
HP:Hurt MV:Faint >The End of the Marble Hallway
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East : A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
South: The chamberdoor obstructs your view.
West : The irondoor obstructs your view.
A high-rank Shienaran soldier is standing here.
A high-rank Shienaran soldier is standing here.
HP:Hurt MV:Faint >south
The chamberdoor seems to be closed.
HP:Hurt MV:Faint >
A high-rank Shienaran soldier barely cleaves your legs.
A high-rank Shienaran soldier barely cleaves your arms.
HP:Hurt MV:Faint - A high-rank Shienaran soldier: Healthy>
A high-rank Shienaran soldier cleaves your head.
You pierce A high-rank Shienaran soldier's waist very hard.
A high-rank Shienaran soldier tickles your body as he cleaves you.
HP:Hurt MV:Faint - A high-rank Shienaran soldier: Scratched>op chamberdoor
You open the chamberdoor.
HP:Hurt MV:Faint - A high-rank Shienaran soldier: Scratched>f
You panic and attempt to flee!
HP:Hurt MV:Faint - A high-rank Shienaran soldier: Scratched>
Oscar narrates, 'meet there'
HP:Hurt MV:Faint - A high-rank Shienaran soldier: Scratched>
A Secure Corridor
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East : A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
West : A high-rank Shienaran soldier is standing here.
A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
You flee head over heels.
HP:Hurt MV:Faint >
A hardened Shienaran soldier tickles your body as he slashes you.
HP:Hurt MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Healthy>na im in
You narrate, 'im in' <---- a bit premature
HP:Hurt MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Healthy>f
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
HP:Hurt MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Healthy>
You pierce A hardened Shienaran soldier's head very hard.
You try to pierce A hardened Shienaran soldier's arms, but miss.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes your hands.
HP:Hurt MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Scratched>f
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
HP:Hurt MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Scratched>f
You panic and attempt to flee!
HP:Hurt MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Scratched>w
w
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Oscar has arrived from the east. <--- damnit he's still following me and im dling!!!!!!
HP:Hurt MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Scratched>A Planning Room
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North: A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
South: The splinterdoor obstructs your view.
West : Oscar the Grouch is standing here.
A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
You flee head over heels.
A Secure Corridor
[ Exits: e w ]
East : A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
West : A high-rank Shienaran soldier is standing here.
Oscar the Grouch is standing here.
A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
HP:Hurt MV:Faint >The End of the Marble Hallway
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East : Oscar the Grouch is standing here.
South: A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
West : The irondoor obstructs your view.
A high-rank Shienaran soldier is standing here.
A high-rank Shienaran soldier is standing here.
Oscar has arrived from the east.
HP:Hurt MV:Faint >The Stewart's Sanctuary Chamber
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North: Oscar the Grouch is standing here.
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
*Summer* is standing here.
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
King Easar stands here with a regal air.
Oscar has arrived from the north.
HP:Hurt MV:Faint >
*Summer* tries to stab Oscar's arms, but misses. <--- lol... whoops
HP:Hurt MV:Faint >
Oscar tries to stab *Summer*'s arms, but misses.
*Summer* tries to stab Oscar's arms, but misses.
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
HP:Hurt MV:Faint >
Oscar panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Hurt MV:Faint >
A hardened Shienaran soldier barely slashes your legs.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash Oscar's body, but misses.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tickles your body as he slashes you.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash Oscar's arms, but misses.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tickles your body as he slashes you.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash Oscar's legs, but misses.
King Easar hacks your feet into bloody fragments!
HP:Wounded MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Healthy>
Summer closes the chamberdoor.
HP:Wounded MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Healthy>
Oscar panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Wounded MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Healthy> <--- too much lol here too type!
Oscar narrates, 'wtf'
HP:Wounded MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Healthy>
Oscar narrates, 'wtf'
P:Wounded MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Healthy>
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash Oscar's arms, but misses.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes your head.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash Oscar's body, but misses.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes your waist.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash Oscar's body, but misses.
You pierce A hardened Shienaran soldier's body.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes your head.
Oscar stabs *Summer*'s feet.
*Summer* stabs Oscar's body.
HP:Wounded MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Scratched>
You dodge a bash from King Easar who loses his balance and falls!
HP:Wounded MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Scratched>
King Easar hacks your hands very hard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash Oscar's arms, but misses.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tickles your body as he slashes you.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes Oscar's head very hard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes your shoulders.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash Oscar's shoulders, but misses.
You barely pierce A hardened Shienaran soldier's body.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes your feet very hard.
Oscar stabs *Summer*'s legs very hard.
*Summer* stabs Oscar's legs into bloody fragments!
HP:Wounded MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Scratched>
Oscar opens the chamberdoor.
HP:Wounded MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Scratched>
Oscar panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Wounded MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Scratched>
Summer closes the chamberdoor.
HP:Wounded MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Scratched>
King Easar hacks your body.
A hardened Shienaran soldier barely slashes Oscar's body.
A hardened Shienaran soldier barely slashes your legs.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash Oscar's feet, but misses.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tickles your arms as he slashes you.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash Oscar's body, but misses.
You try to pierce A hardened Shienaran soldier's body, but miss.
You pierce A hardened Shienaran soldier's hands hard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes your hands.
Oscar tries to stab *Summer*'s hands, but misses.
*Summer* stabs Oscar's hands extremely hard.
HP:Battered MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Scratched>
Oscar opens the chamberdoor.
Summer closes the chamberdoor.
HP:Battered MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Scratched>
Oscar opens the chamberdoor.
Summer closes the chamberdoor.
HP:Battered MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Scratched>
Oscar panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Battered MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Scratched>
King Easar hacks your body.
King Easar hacks your head extremely hard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes Oscar's legs hard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tickles your body as he slashes you.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes Oscar's hands hard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier barely slashes your legs.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes Oscar's shoulders.
You try to pierce A hardened Shienaran soldier's body, but miss.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tickles your body as he slashes you.
Oscar stabs *Summer*'s head hard.
*Summer* stabs Oscar's shoulders very hard.
Oscar narrates, 'spam it open'
HP:Battered MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Scratched>na fucking christ!
You narrate, 'fucking christ!'
HP:Battered MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Scratched>
Oscar narrates, 'now'
HP:Battered MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Scratched>
Oscar narrates, 'now'
HP:Battered MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Scratched>
*Summer* says 'EuEkD'
HP:Battered MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Scratched>
Oscar narrates, 'now'
HP:Battered MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Scratched>
Oscar says 'sto pit'
HP:Battered MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Scratched>
King Easar hacks your waist into bloody fragments!
King Easar hacks your body.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes Oscar's head hard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tickles your body as he slashes you.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash Oscar's feet, but misses.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tickles your body as he slashes you.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash Oscar's feet, but misses.
You pierce A hardened Shienaran soldier's body.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes your hands.
Oscar tries to stab *Summer*'s body, but misses.
*Summer* stabs Oscar's shoulders hard.
HP:Beaten MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>op chamberdoor
You open the chamberdoor.
Summer closes the chamberdoor.
HP:Beaten MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>op chamberdoor
op chamberdoor
You open the chamberdoor.
Summer closes the chamberdoor.
HP:Beaten MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>You open the chamberdoor.
Summer closes the chamberdoor.
HP:Beaten MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>op chamberdoor
You open the chamberdoor.
Summer closes the chamberdoor.
HP:Beaten MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>op chamberdoor
Oscar panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Beaten MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>You open the chamberdoor.
Oscar panics, and attempts to flee!
Summer closes the chamberdoor.
HP:Beaten MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>op chamberdoor
You open the chamberdoor.
HP:Beaten MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>
Summer closes the chamberdoor.
HP:Beaten MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>op chamberdoor
King Easar hacks your feet into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
King Easar hacks your feet into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash Oscar's body, but misses.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes your feet hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes Oscar's body.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tickles your body as he slashes you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash Oscar's feet, but misses.
You barely pierce A hardened Shienaran soldier's legs.
You pierce A hardened Shienaran soldier's body.
A hardened Shienaran soldier barely slashes your arms.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
*Summer* tries to stab Oscar's legs, but misses.
HP:Critical MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>You open the chamberdoor.
HP:Critical MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>
Summer closes the chamberdoor.
HP:Critical MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>op chamberdoor
op chamberdoor
You open the chamberdoor.
Summer closes the chamberdoor.
HP:Critical MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>op chamberdoor
You open the chamberdoor.
Summer closes the chamberdoor.
HP:Critical MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>You open the chamberdoor.
Summer closes the chamberdoor.
HP:Critical MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>op chamberdoor
Oscar panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Critical MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>You open the chamberdoor.
Oscar panics, and attempts to flee!
Summer closes the chamberdoor.
HP:Critical MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>
Oscar panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Critical MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>
Oscar panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Critical MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>op chamberdoor
Oscar panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Critical MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>op chamberdoor
You open the chamberdoor.
Oscar panics, and attempts to flee!
Summer closes the chamberdoor.
HP:Critical MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>
Oscar panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Critical MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>
Oscar panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Critical MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>You open the chamberdoor.
Oscar panics, and attempts to flee!
Summer closes the chamberdoor.
HP:Critical MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>op chamberdoor
You open the chamberdoor.
Summer closes the chamberdoor.
HP:Critical MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>op chamberdoor
You open the chamberdoor.
Summer closes the chamberdoor.
HP:Critical MV:Faint - A hardened Shienaran soldier: Hurt>op chamberdoor
op chamberdoor
op chamberdoor
King Easar hacks your arms.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash Oscar's head, but misses.
A hardened Shienaran soldier barely slashes your arms.
You are mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes your head into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are dead! Sorry...
Crossroads of Shadows
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A crumbling stone well is here, ready to collapse.
A fountain of stacked stone gushes cool water here.
A large, cooked slab of meat is lying here, waiting to be eaten.
A stone is here, waiting for your complaints.
The Guardian of Life stands here, ever vigilant.
You feel completely drained of all of your strength...Nah... You feel too relaxed to do that..
HP:Critical MV:Burning >Nah... You feel too relaxed to do that..
HP:Critical MV:Burning >Nah... You feel too relaxed to do that..
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
Oscar suddenly arrives from the midst of the air.
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
Oscar says 'gd it u are retarded'
the irony of all this is that he wanted me to stab her afk, kinda lame if you ask me, i dont play that game, and in turn some freak accident kills him in stead!
irony at its finest
now they all know! *runs away to sulk* 
thats queen's guards tactics right there. dont mess with the best!Avaine wrote:Doesn't everyone know that Summer pretends to be afk to lure prey to her? She's a genius that way.
as for oscar...funny stuff trying to afk stab. you talk about us being lame. your own dser called you a lamer. bhwhwhahaha