for alclient users heres what ya ned to do
down load microwave.exe at
http://webpages.charter.net/bobad/microwav.htm
extract the files in your alclient file area, probably
c:\program files\al client
next go search for cool .wav sound files, heres one link
http://www.jokes.thefunnybone.com/waves/
just right click on the file you want to download and download it in the al client file, I went with darth.wav
now that you have all this done it's time to use your new toy to do so you will need an action trigger, hjeres mine.
#action {%1 tells you, 'beep'}{#spawn microwav.exe darth.wav}