Only a God could write such a thing.
http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/France
France
Or someone with no time.
Shrug, kinda funny, but you can do that about any country, so really it's nothing special.
And French used to be best army/military back a couple hundred years, and the bloody normandians(wtf you spell it) conquered the saxons back in what is today Britain.
They rocked and then sucked.
If you REALLY want to look into history and see a terrible military, look at my ancestors the Italians.
Now, back during Rome, they rocked because they copied Greek ideas and used engineering to make it better. And when they conquered, made everyone citizens with the great benefits. In otherwords, awesome Empire. But then they get skunked a couple times by nomadic legions of germanic and other barbaric entities and get owned.
And ever since, they have been so terrible it's a joke. They lost to ethiopia...who had sticks. I mean, which country in the world would you count more on to LOSE a war against ANY nation. Italy couldn't beat up a bunch of tribes in mountains!
So, me and my family over in Italy always laugh about italians, for they got the great art and food. And that's it.
Anyone ever heard of the Italian tank? Drive has 1 gear, yet they have 6 gears for reverse 8)
Shrug, kinda funny, but you can do that about any country, so really it's nothing special.
And French used to be best army/military back a couple hundred years, and the bloody normandians(wtf you spell it) conquered the saxons back in what is today Britain.
They rocked and then sucked.
If you REALLY want to look into history and see a terrible military, look at my ancestors the Italians.
Now, back during Rome, they rocked because they copied Greek ideas and used engineering to make it better. And when they conquered, made everyone citizens with the great benefits. In otherwords, awesome Empire. But then they get skunked a couple times by nomadic legions of germanic and other barbaric entities and get owned.
And ever since, they have been so terrible it's a joke. They lost to ethiopia...who had sticks. I mean, which country in the world would you count more on to LOSE a war against ANY nation. Italy couldn't beat up a bunch of tribes in mountains!
So, me and my family over in Italy always laugh about italians, for they got the great art and food. And that's it.
Anyone ever heard of the Italian tank? Drive has 1 gear, yet they have 6 gears for reverse 8)