Do I have a story to tell

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Aj
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Do I have a story to tell

Post by Aj »

As most of you know I've been meeting women on these personals websites and being the dumb ignorant smuck that I am I decided to go meet one, well after getting a ride up to missouri I see she is nothing what she promised but that was to be expected but what I wasnt prepared for was the 5 kids, turns out she was looking for a sugar daddy.
Well I endured the turmoil for 2 days and finally couldnt take it any longer and decided hitchhiking back was better than waiting 4 more days for my ride to come back through, took me 3 days to get back and along the way I had 2 homosexuals pick me up and try to have their way with me, the big one had to go to the hospital and have my knife removed from his neck (no joke here actually) the next day a really neat woman picked me up, she was just out of the peace corp. She is fixing to go to work in Alaska for Vista (kind of like green peace) and she wants somone to share the driving and go camping with her in colorado montana etc so looks like I might be going to Alaska in a few weeks.
Finally got in tonight, man I am sunburnt and exhausted but I learned several lessons, Hitchhiking sucks these days, women are insane, and every state in the union with the exception of oklahoma sucks :P
oh yea and when picked up by multiple homosexuals it is better to carry two knives.
Trin
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Post by Trin »

were in missouri were you? if you were anyone in southwest part of in st. louis you should have hollered we(as in me or my brother i live in sw missouri wes up in stl) could have met up. between the two of us we got all of missouri covered ne and sw part that is! and i have a car.............
Aj
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Post by Aj »

oh now you tell me, was in rholla actually thats pretty much center I think, would have to look at a map.
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Post by Guest »

Yeah! Don't tell me you didn't succumb to their advances :P

Nice trip...
Trin
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Post by Trin »

rolla? hahah cool that's like only an hour and a half away from my house.
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Post by Jerez »

careful...

you have never met Trin IRL. maybe have your knife ready

just jokin of course
Aj
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Post by Aj »

I think one of them homo boys might of been trin :wink:
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Post by Trin »

oh...i didn't read your post. THAT WAS YOU!?! dammit dude nice knife work! i got a hospital bill for you and assault and battery charges too.
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