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Shrek
Posts: 28
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:15 am

OUCH!

Post by Shrek »

You say 'wanna see something funny ?'

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
stan
You stand up.

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
where
Players in your Zone
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Split - The East Gate
Shrek - The East Gate

HP:Healthy MV:Good >

Split nods agreeingly.

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
sa sleep a sec
You say 'sleep a sec'

HP:Healthy MV:Good >

Split says 'I could use a laugh'

HP:Healthy MV:Good >

Split lies down and falls asleep.

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
get dagger pack
You get a short dagger from a backpack.

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
1
You don't seem to be using an axe.

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
5
You're already wielding a weapon.

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
2
You don't seem to have a lance.

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
5
You're already wielding a weapon.

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
eq
You are using:
<worn on head> a great helm
<worn on back> a backpack
<worn on body> a shimmering steel breastplate
<worn on arms> a pair of shimmering steel vambraces
<worn about waist> a gilded warbelt
<worn on hands> a pair of heavy steel gauntlets
<wielded with two hands> a thick metal lance
<worn on legs> a pair of shimmering steel greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of steel-plated war boots

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
rem lance
You stop using a thick metal lance.

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
5
You wield a short dagger.

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
hide
You attempt to hide yourself.

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
back split
HP:Healthy MV:Good >

*
* = = + + - -
*
Split makes a strange sound as you place a short dagger in his back!
Split is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

HP:Healthy MV:Good - Split: Incapacitated>
f
You try to pierce Split, but he dodges the attack.
Split is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

HP:Healthy MV:Good - Split: Incapacitated>

A Side Road
[ Exits: e w ]
A trolloc stands here, snarling at all who pass by.
An ugly, mud covered trolloc stands here, sniffing for blood.
A trolloc covered in blood is here, howling in the darkness.
You flee head over heels.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >

Zanril narrates, 'I ripped!'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
e
The East Gate
[ Exits: n e s w ]
The torn up corpse of Snarl is lying here.
A long chain scythe lies here, etched with silver.
A streaming silver cloak is here.
A tunic of studded leather sits here unused.
A pair of studded leather sleeves have been abandoned here.
A pair of studded gloves lie in the dirt.
A spiked mace of deadly proportions lies here.
A filled with studs, a pair of leather leggings are here.
A pair of thick leather hunting boots are tossed aside here.
Split is lying here, mortally wounded.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
nar omfg
You narrate, 'omfg'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
nar oops
You narrate, 'oops'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >

A snarling trolloc has arrived from the west.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
nar ooops
You narrate, 'ooops'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.

Split lies immobile on the ground, suffering...
Split is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
nar I didn't know u were low split
You narrate, 'I didn't know u were low split'

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
nar stare
You narrate, 'stare'

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
where
Players in your Zone
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Split - The East Gate
Shrek - The East Gate

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
prac
You have no practice sessions remaining.
You know of the following spells:
Axes (superb), ( 99% )
Bash (superb), ( 99% )
Chains (superb), ( 92% )
Lance (superb), ( 99% )
Notice (superb), ( 86% )
Rescue (bad), ( 17% )
Search (superb), ( 86% )
Skewer (superb), ( 99% )
Sneak (superb), ( 89% )
Track (superb), ( 86% )


HP:Healthy MV:Good >
nar i stabbed split and it incapped him :(
You narrate, 'i stabbed split and it incapped him :('

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
lo
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >

Split narrates, 'I was full!'

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
put all pack
You put a thick metal lance in a backpack.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
nar no way
You narrate, 'no way'

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >

Zanril narrates, 'Heh'

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
nar how many hp's ?
You narrate, 'how many hp's ?'

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
i
You are carrying:
Nothing.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
get all corpse
You get a small pile of gold coins from the corpse of Split.
There were 200 coins.
You get a pair of thin metal boots from the corpse of Split.
You get a pair of studded leather leggings from the corpse of Split.
You get a scimitar from the corpse of Split.
You get a pair of studded leather gloves from the corpse of Split.
You get a pair of heavy steel vambraces from the corpse of Split.
You get a light leather vest from the corpse of Split.
You get a backpack from the corpse of Split.
You get a full helm from the corpse of Split.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >

Zanril narrates, 'Oops'

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Shrek - The East Gate

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >

Split narrates, 'yeah 405'

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >

Zanril narrates, 'Ranger prac rip'

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
nar ROTF
You narrate, 'ROTF'

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >

Zanril narrates, 'nice:P'

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
nar with a short dagger
You narrate, 'with a short dagger'

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >

Split narrates, 'you scare me shrek!'

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
nar can u come out of the crossroads now ?
You narrate, 'can u come out of the crossroads now ?'

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
where
Players in your Zone
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Shrek - The East Gate

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
sc
You have 429(429) hit and 206(220) movement points.
You have scored 85429979 exp, 154 total quest points, and have 39784 gold coins.
You need 4570021 exp to reach your next level.
You have been playing for 12831 days and 23 hours.
You have gathered 152 Weave Points so far.
This ranks you as Shrek The Ogre (level 50)
You are in the following clans:
Ghob'hlin : 154 Quest Points, rank 3, -79 Quest Points to rank.
You are standing.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
where
Players in your Zone
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Shrek - The East Gate

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
where
Players in your Zone
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Shrek - The East Gate

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
where
Players in your Zone
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Shrek - The East Gate

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
where
Players in your Zone
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Shrek - The East Gate

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
where
A snarling trolloc has arrived from the north.
Players in your Zone
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Shrek - The East Gate

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
where
Players in your Zone
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Shrek - The East Gate

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
where
Split narrates, 'no, gotta wait 10 :P'
Shrek
Posts: 28
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:15 am

Post by Shrek »

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
bash x
In your dreams, or what?

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Suddenly Split stabs you in the back, R.I.P....
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
The Wheel weaves around you less tightly.
You are dead! Sorry...
Crossway of Shadows
[ Exits: n d ]
A large stone fountain is here.
Osis Soulend, Master of the Ghob'hlin is resting here.
A stone is here, waiting for your complaints.
The Guardian of Life stands here, ever vigilant.

You feel completely drained of all of your strength...
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
nar ughh
You narrate, 'ughh'

HP:Critical MV:Burning >
nar they added damage multiplier to stab
You narrate, 'they added damage multiplier to stab'

HP:Critical MV:Burning >

Split narrates, 'wow!'

HP:Critical MV:Burning >
nar he just blicked me for 429 :P
You narrate, 'he just blicked me for 429 :P'
Lithium
Posts: 906
Joined: Wed Oct 15, 2003 3:43 pm

Post by Lithium »

Hooray!
Guest

Post by Guest »

time to make sleep staber!
Rage
Posts: 15
Joined: Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:31 pm

Post by Rage »

Shrek...You are a beast.
Kison
Posts: 100
Joined: Thu Oct 09, 2003 8:50 pm

Post by Kison »

No, he is an Ogier.
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