Beyond hilarious
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:30 pm
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
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Flagstone Walk
[ Exits: e s ]
A proud veteran Shienaran soldier stands here, ready for battle.
A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
A proud veteran Shienaran soldier stands here, ready for battle.
A proud veteran Shienaran soldier stands here, ready for battle.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
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HP:Beaten MV:Good >
You open the wallpanel.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
The wallpanel is closed from the other side.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Alas, you cannot go that way...
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Bash who?
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
You open the wallpanel.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
A Hidden Niche
[ Exits: e ]
*Alzamon* is standing here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Alzamon closes the wallpanel.
You try to blast *Alzamon*'s body, but he dodges the attack.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
* - % -
*
Your bash at *Alzamon* sends him sprawling!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
945+945+
What?!?
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
cmb
Mood changed to: Berserk
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
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A Hidden Niche
This small crawlspace is remarkably unadorned. Age old dust covers everything,
and the only sound is noise from the corridors to the east.
[ Exits: e ]
*Alzamon* is sitting here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
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Players in your Zone
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Georj - A Hidden Niche
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
You blast *Alzamon*'s body hard.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
8
You are too berserk and in battle to do that now!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
They already seem stunned!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
+
What?!?
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
They already seem stunned!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
sc+
What?!?
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
They already seem stunned!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
They already seem stunned!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
They already seem stunned!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
You blast *Alzamon*'s hands very hard.
They already seem stunned!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
They already seem stunned!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
They already seem stunned!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
They already seem stunned!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
They already seem stunned!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
* - % -
*Alzamon* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
*Alzamon* strikes your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
Alzamon opens the wallpanel.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
*Alzamon* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
*Alzamon* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
*Alzamon* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
*Alzamon* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
A hardened Shienaran soldier has arrived from the east.
A hardened Shienaran soldier has arrived from the east.
A hardened Shienaran soldier has arrived from the east.
A hardened Shienaran soldier has arrived from the east.
A hardened Shienaran soldier has arrived from the east.
A hardened Shienaran soldier has arrived from the east.
HP:Battered MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
HP:Battered MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
Cancelled...
You close the wallpanel.
HP:Battered MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
It's already closed!
HP:Battered MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
It's already closed!
HP:Battered MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
HP:Battered MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
*
*Alzamon* strikes your head hard.
HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
-
*Alzamon* throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
% -
Alzamon opens the wallpanel.
HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
*Alzamon* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
*
Your bash at *Alzamon* sends him sprawling!
HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
You close the wallpanel.
HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
++++++++++333+3
A hardened Shienaran soldier tickles *Alzamon*'s body as he slashes him.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes *Alzamon*'s arms very hard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes *Alzamon*'s body hard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes *Alzamon*'s body.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes *Alzamon*'s head.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes *Alzamon*'s shoulders hard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes *Alzamon*'s legs.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes *Alzamon*'s body.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tickles *Alzamon*'s feet as he slashes him.
*Alzamon* is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes at *Alzamon* who colors everything red with blood from his lethal wound.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes *Alzamon*'s head into bloody fragments!
Your blood freezes as you hear *Alzamon*'s death cry.
*Alzamon* is dead! R.I.P.
Didn't even need the mobs, but we both laughed to hell about it
1 exit rooms are the shit 
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Flagstone Walk
[ Exits: e s ]
A proud veteran Shienaran soldier stands here, ready for battle.
A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
A proud veteran Shienaran soldier stands here, ready for battle.
A proud veteran Shienaran soldier stands here, ready for battle.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
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HP:Beaten MV:Good >
You open the wallpanel.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
The wallpanel is closed from the other side.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Alas, you cannot go that way...
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Bash who?
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
You open the wallpanel.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
A Hidden Niche
[ Exits: e ]
*Alzamon* is standing here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Alzamon closes the wallpanel.
You try to blast *Alzamon*'s body, but he dodges the attack.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
* - % -
*
Your bash at *Alzamon* sends him sprawling!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
945+945+
What?!?
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
cmb
Mood changed to: Berserk
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
l
A Hidden Niche
This small crawlspace is remarkably unadorned. Age old dust covers everything,
and the only sound is noise from the corridors to the east.
[ Exits: e ]
*Alzamon* is sitting here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
q
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Georj - A Hidden Niche
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
You blast *Alzamon*'s body hard.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
8
You are too berserk and in battle to do that now!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
They already seem stunned!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
+
What?!?
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
They already seem stunned!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
sc+
What?!?
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
They already seem stunned!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
They already seem stunned!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
They already seem stunned!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Beaten>
You blast *Alzamon*'s hands very hard.
They already seem stunned!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
They already seem stunned!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
They already seem stunned!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
They already seem stunned!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
They already seem stunned!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
* - % -
*Alzamon* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
*Alzamon* strikes your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
Alzamon opens the wallpanel.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
*Alzamon* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
*Alzamon* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
*Alzamon* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
*Alzamon* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Alzamon: Critical>
A hardened Shienaran soldier has arrived from the east.
A hardened Shienaran soldier has arrived from the east.
A hardened Shienaran soldier has arrived from the east.
A hardened Shienaran soldier has arrived from the east.
A hardened Shienaran soldier has arrived from the east.
A hardened Shienaran soldier has arrived from the east.
HP:Battered MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
HP:Battered MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
Cancelled...
You close the wallpanel.
HP:Battered MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
It's already closed!
HP:Battered MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
It's already closed!
HP:Battered MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
HP:Battered MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
*
*Alzamon* strikes your head hard.
HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
-
*Alzamon* throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
% -
Alzamon opens the wallpanel.
HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
*Alzamon* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
*
Your bash at *Alzamon* sends him sprawling!
HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
You close the wallpanel.
HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Alzamon: Beaten>
++++++++++333+3
A hardened Shienaran soldier tickles *Alzamon*'s body as he slashes him.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes *Alzamon*'s arms very hard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes *Alzamon*'s body hard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes *Alzamon*'s body.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes *Alzamon*'s head.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes *Alzamon*'s shoulders hard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes *Alzamon*'s legs.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes *Alzamon*'s body.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tickles *Alzamon*'s feet as he slashes him.
*Alzamon* is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes at *Alzamon* who colors everything red with blood from his lethal wound.
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes *Alzamon*'s head into bloody fragments!
Your blood freezes as you hear *Alzamon*'s death cry.
*Alzamon* is dead! R.I.P.
Didn't even need the mobs, but we both laughed to hell about it
1 exit rooms are the shit