HOW TO PWN DLS LOLZ
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:22 am
NEVAIR LEVE TE ROOM JUS STAY AND FITE
You yell, 'me n u babe'
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
yell me n u
You yell, 'me n u'
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
e
h
b
Towards the Center of Tarwin's Gap
[ Exits: n e s w ]
You see fresh tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
A steel sword with a dark hilt is setting here intimidatingly.
Long chainmail looped chains form sleeves on the ground. [4]
A pair of sleeves made of looped shaped iron metal lie here.
Some charred remains lie here, a product of the raging fire. [7]
A pair of steel-backed leather gauntlets lie crumpled here. [4]
A pair of ringmail leggings are here.
A simple looking leather tunic is collecting dust here.
A steel belt with a nice ornate buckle lies here.
Thick leather boots sit on the ground here.
The entire area looks scorched clean by wildfire...
A white stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
*Obould* is standing here.
...*Obould* glows with a bright light!
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
You try to slash *Obould*'s arms, but miss.
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Obould: Healthy>
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Obould: Healthy>
* Obould yells, 'leave patty?'
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Obould: Healthy>
- % -
* As *Obould* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Obould: Healthy>
b
*Obould* gestures at you, and you feel yourself sinking into quicksand.
*Obould* gestures towards Dariec, and the ground under him turns to quicksand.
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Obould: Healthy>
The feeling of molten lava inside of you causes your vision to blur, and the feeling quickly dissipates, but not the pain left behind.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Healthy>
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Healthy>
* - % A wave of pure darkness emanates from *Obould*'s hands, causing you to cry out in pain!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Healthy>
-
* Your bash at *Obould* sends him sprawling!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Scratched>
You slash *Obould*'s body into bloody fragments!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Scratched>
gasp
You gasp in astonishment.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Scratched>
You slash *Obould*'s legs into bloody fragments!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
They already seem stunned!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
They already seem stunned!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
They already seem stunned!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
They already seem stunned!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
* - % - As *Obould* raises his hand in your direction, you start shuddering from the cold.
*Obould* raises his arm at Dariec, who sudders and starts to turn blue.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
* As *Obould* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
* - % *Obould* clenches his fist in your direction, and suddenly your body is wracked with violent pains!
*Obould* clenches his fist and the light appears to dim around Dariec, who starts coughing violently.
*Obould* tries to strike your body, but misses.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
-
* As *Obould* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
* - % The feeling of molten lava inside of you causes your vision to blur, and the feeling quickly dissipates, but not the pain left behind.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
-
* Your bash at *Obould* sends him sprawling!
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
You try to slash *Obould*'s arms, but miss.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
Dariec coughs violently as the dark cloud around him grows.
You cough violently as the world seems to darken slightly.
You try to slash *Obould*'s feet, but miss.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
They already seem stunned!
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
They already seem stunned!
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
They already seem stunned!
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
They already seem stunned!
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
You try to slash *Obould*'s arms, but miss.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
* - % -
* As *Obould* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
The feeling of molten lava inside of you causes your vision to blur, and the feeling quickly dissipates, but not the pain left behind.
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
sa FUCKFACE STOP PARRYIN SUN
b
You say 'FUCKFACE STOP PARRYIN SUN'
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
* Dariec coughs violently as the dark cloud around him grows.
You cough violently as the world seems to darken slightly.
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
- % -
* As *Obould* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
The feeling of molten lava inside of you causes your vision to blur, and the feeling quickly dissipates, but not the pain left behind.
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
* - % - The feeling of molten lava inside of you causes your vision to blur, and the feeling quickly dissipates, but not the pain left behind.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
* Your bash at *Obould* sends him sprawling!
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
Dariec coughs violently as the dark cloud around him grows.
You cough violently as the world seems to darken slightly.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
You try to slash *Obould*'s arms, but miss.
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
You slash *Obould*'s arms into bloody fragments!
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
*Obould* strikes your head hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You try to slash *Obould*'s waist, but miss.
HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
rem all
ws
drop all
A wave of pure darkness emanates from *Obould*'s hands, causing you to cry out in pain!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
You stop using a lightstick made of crystal.
You stop using a shimmering pendant of heartstone.
You stop using a shimmering pendant of heartstone.
You stop using a small diamond earring.
You stop using a small diamond earring.
You stop using a gold entwined chainmail coif.
You stop using a fur cloak, held by a silver brooch.
You stop using a moderate sized backpack.
You stop using a dull gray-green tunic of overlapping metal scales.
You stop using a set of finely worked shoulder pads sparkling with gold.
You stop using a pair of light, scale backed ringmail sleeves.
You stop using a polished black belt.
You stop using a spiraled bracelet of cuendillar.
You stop using a spiraled bracelet of cuendillar.
You stop using a pair of riveted chainmail gloves.
You stop using a bright red heartstone ring.
You stop using a bright red heartstone ring.
You stop using a glittering jewel-encrusted longsword.
You stop using a pair of flexible riveted chainmail leggings.
You stop using a pair of soft-soled boots.
HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
You wield a glittering jewel-encrusted longsword.
HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
You drop a pair of soft-soled boots.
You drop a pair of flexible riveted chainmail leggings.
You drop a bright red heartstone ring.
You drop a bright red heartstone ring.
You drop a pair of riveted chainmail gloves.
You drop a spiraled bracelet of cuendillar.
You drop a spiraled bracelet of cuendillar.
You drop a polished black belt.
You drop a pair of light, scale backed ringmail sleeves.
You drop a set of finely worked shoulder pads sparkling with gold.
You drop a dull gray-green tunic of overlapping metal scales.
You drop a moderate sized backpack.
You drop a fur cloak, held by a silver brooch.
You drop a gold entwined chainmail coif.
You drop a small diamond earring.
You drop a small diamond earring.
You drop a shimmering pendant of heartstone.
You drop a shimmering pendant of heartstone.
You drop a lightstick made of crystal.
HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
* Dariec coughs violently as the dark cloud around him grows.
You cough violently as the world seems to darken slightly.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
- % The last thing you see is *Obould*'s smirk as the world vanishes in pure, unpenetrable darkness.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Your fame has been diminished.
You are dead! Sorry...
Crossroads of Fate
You yell, 'me n u babe'
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
yell me n u
You yell, 'me n u'
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
e
h
b
Towards the Center of Tarwin's Gap
[ Exits: n e s w ]
You see fresh tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
A steel sword with a dark hilt is setting here intimidatingly.
Long chainmail looped chains form sleeves on the ground. [4]
A pair of sleeves made of looped shaped iron metal lie here.
Some charred remains lie here, a product of the raging fire. [7]
A pair of steel-backed leather gauntlets lie crumpled here. [4]
A pair of ringmail leggings are here.
A simple looking leather tunic is collecting dust here.
A steel belt with a nice ornate buckle lies here.
Thick leather boots sit on the ground here.
The entire area looks scorched clean by wildfire...
A white stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
*Obould* is standing here.
...*Obould* glows with a bright light!
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
You try to slash *Obould*'s arms, but miss.
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Obould: Healthy>
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Obould: Healthy>
* Obould yells, 'leave patty?'
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Obould: Healthy>
- % -
* As *Obould* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Obould: Healthy>
b
*Obould* gestures at you, and you feel yourself sinking into quicksand.
*Obould* gestures towards Dariec, and the ground under him turns to quicksand.
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Obould: Healthy>
The feeling of molten lava inside of you causes your vision to blur, and the feeling quickly dissipates, but not the pain left behind.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Healthy>
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Healthy>
* - % A wave of pure darkness emanates from *Obould*'s hands, causing you to cry out in pain!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Healthy>
-
* Your bash at *Obould* sends him sprawling!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Scratched>
You slash *Obould*'s body into bloody fragments!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Scratched>
gasp
You gasp in astonishment.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Scratched>
You slash *Obould*'s legs into bloody fragments!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
They already seem stunned!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
They already seem stunned!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
They already seem stunned!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
They already seem stunned!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
* - % - As *Obould* raises his hand in your direction, you start shuddering from the cold.
*Obould* raises his arm at Dariec, who sudders and starts to turn blue.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
* As *Obould* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
* - % *Obould* clenches his fist in your direction, and suddenly your body is wracked with violent pains!
*Obould* clenches his fist and the light appears to dim around Dariec, who starts coughing violently.
*Obould* tries to strike your body, but misses.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
-
* As *Obould* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
* - % The feeling of molten lava inside of you causes your vision to blur, and the feeling quickly dissipates, but not the pain left behind.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
-
* Your bash at *Obould* sends him sprawling!
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
You try to slash *Obould*'s arms, but miss.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
Dariec coughs violently as the dark cloud around him grows.
You cough violently as the world seems to darken slightly.
You try to slash *Obould*'s feet, but miss.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
They already seem stunned!
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
They already seem stunned!
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
They already seem stunned!
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
They already seem stunned!
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
You try to slash *Obould*'s arms, but miss.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
* - % -
* As *Obould* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
The feeling of molten lava inside of you causes your vision to blur, and the feeling quickly dissipates, but not the pain left behind.
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
sa FUCKFACE STOP PARRYIN SUN
b
You say 'FUCKFACE STOP PARRYIN SUN'
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
* Dariec coughs violently as the dark cloud around him grows.
You cough violently as the world seems to darken slightly.
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
- % -
* As *Obould* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
The feeling of molten lava inside of you causes your vision to blur, and the feeling quickly dissipates, but not the pain left behind.
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
* - % - The feeling of molten lava inside of you causes your vision to blur, and the feeling quickly dissipates, but not the pain left behind.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
* Your bash at *Obould* sends him sprawling!
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
Dariec coughs violently as the dark cloud around him grows.
You cough violently as the world seems to darken slightly.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
You try to slash *Obould*'s arms, but miss.
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
You slash *Obould*'s arms into bloody fragments!
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
*Obould* strikes your head hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You try to slash *Obould*'s waist, but miss.
HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
rem all
ws
drop all
A wave of pure darkness emanates from *Obould*'s hands, causing you to cry out in pain!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
b
You stop using a lightstick made of crystal.
You stop using a shimmering pendant of heartstone.
You stop using a shimmering pendant of heartstone.
You stop using a small diamond earring.
You stop using a small diamond earring.
You stop using a gold entwined chainmail coif.
You stop using a fur cloak, held by a silver brooch.
You stop using a moderate sized backpack.
You stop using a dull gray-green tunic of overlapping metal scales.
You stop using a set of finely worked shoulder pads sparkling with gold.
You stop using a pair of light, scale backed ringmail sleeves.
You stop using a polished black belt.
You stop using a spiraled bracelet of cuendillar.
You stop using a spiraled bracelet of cuendillar.
You stop using a pair of riveted chainmail gloves.
You stop using a bright red heartstone ring.
You stop using a bright red heartstone ring.
You stop using a glittering jewel-encrusted longsword.
You stop using a pair of flexible riveted chainmail leggings.
You stop using a pair of soft-soled boots.
HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
You wield a glittering jewel-encrusted longsword.
HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
You drop a pair of soft-soled boots.
You drop a pair of flexible riveted chainmail leggings.
You drop a bright red heartstone ring.
You drop a bright red heartstone ring.
You drop a pair of riveted chainmail gloves.
You drop a spiraled bracelet of cuendillar.
You drop a spiraled bracelet of cuendillar.
You drop a polished black belt.
You drop a pair of light, scale backed ringmail sleeves.
You drop a set of finely worked shoulder pads sparkling with gold.
You drop a dull gray-green tunic of overlapping metal scales.
You drop a moderate sized backpack.
You drop a fur cloak, held by a silver brooch.
You drop a gold entwined chainmail coif.
You drop a small diamond earring.
You drop a small diamond earring.
You drop a shimmering pendant of heartstone.
You drop a shimmering pendant of heartstone.
You drop a lightstick made of crystal.
HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
* Dariec coughs violently as the dark cloud around him grows.
You cough violently as the world seems to darken slightly.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Obould: Hurt>
- % The last thing you see is *Obould*'s smirk as the world vanishes in pure, unpenetrable darkness.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Your fame has been diminished.
You are dead! Sorry...
Crossroads of Fate