Classy :P
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:50 pm
i just thought this was funny, check the bold.
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You are idle and are pulled into the void.
look
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
An Old Mine
This old chamber looks as if it's been used countless times over the centuries
to dig up raw materials. Upon looking closer, you notice there are many
different types of ore to be found in the rocky walls...
[ Exits: n e ]
A small glint of red on the ground catches your eye.
A patch of silk lies here.
A well used pick lies here. [7]
A chunk of metallic rock lies here. [24]
A roll of wool lies here. [3]
A bolt of silk lies here.
A chunk of grey rock lies here. [8]
A large slab of meat is lying here, waiting to be eaten. [23]
A bolt of wool lies here.
A piece of flesh lies here, blood gushing from several places. [2]
An old mining cart sits here on its wheels, gathering dirt and dust.
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
*Norum* has arrived from the north.
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
*Norum* stabs your body.
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Norum: Healthy>
You smite *Norum*'s head very hard.
*Norum* stabs your shoulders into bloody fragments!
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* looks at you.
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You smite *Norum*'s hands hard.
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your head extremely hard.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your waist into bloody fragments!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You try to smite *Norum*'s body, but miss.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
*Norum* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your head extremely hard.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your legs very hard.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You try to smite *Norum*'s hands, but miss.
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You dodge a bash from *Norum* who loses his balance and falls!
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You smite *Norum*'s feet hard.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You try to smite *Norum*'s arms, but miss.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your legs very hard.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your arms very hard.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You smite *Norum*'s legs very hard.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* tries to stab your feet, but misses.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your shoulders into bloody fragments!
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You try to smite *Norum*'s shoulders, but miss.
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your body hard.
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your body hard.
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You try to smite *Norum*'s head, but miss.
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
*Norum* stabs your feet extremely hard.
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your body hard.
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You try to smite *Norum*'s legs, but miss.
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your body hard.
You are idle and are pulled into the void.
look
HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
An Old Mine
This old chamber looks as if it's been used countless times over the centuries
to dig up raw materials. Upon looking closer, you notice there are many
different types of ore to be found in the rocky walls...
[ Exits: n e ]
A small glint of red on the ground catches your eye.
A patch of silk lies here.
A well used pick lies here. [7]
A chunk of metallic rock lies here. [24]
A roll of wool lies here. [3]
A bolt of silk lies here.
A chunk of grey rock lies here. [8]
A large slab of meat is lying here, waiting to be eaten. [23]
A bolt of wool lies here.
A piece of flesh lies here, blood gushing from several places. [2]
An old mining cart sits here on its wheels, gathering dirt and dust.
*Norum* is standing here.
HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
*Norum* stabs your body.
You smite *Norum*'s body.
*Norum* stabs your hands very hard.
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You try to smite *Norum*'s body, but miss.
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your head into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your arms very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You smite *Norum*'s head hard.
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You dodge a bash from *Norum* who loses his balance and falls!
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You try to smite *Norum*'s legs, but miss.
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You try to smite *Norum*'s body, but miss.
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your head into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You try to smite *Norum*'s head, but miss.
HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
*Norum* stabs your shoulders into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Your fame has been diminished.
You are dead! Sorry...
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You are idle and are pulled into the void.
look
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
An Old Mine
This old chamber looks as if it's been used countless times over the centuries
to dig up raw materials. Upon looking closer, you notice there are many
different types of ore to be found in the rocky walls...
[ Exits: n e ]
A small glint of red on the ground catches your eye.
A patch of silk lies here.
A well used pick lies here. [7]
A chunk of metallic rock lies here. [24]
A roll of wool lies here. [3]
A bolt of silk lies here.
A chunk of grey rock lies here. [8]
A large slab of meat is lying here, waiting to be eaten. [23]
A bolt of wool lies here.
A piece of flesh lies here, blood gushing from several places. [2]
An old mining cart sits here on its wheels, gathering dirt and dust.
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
*Norum* has arrived from the north.
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
*Norum* stabs your body.
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Norum: Healthy>
You smite *Norum*'s head very hard.
*Norum* stabs your shoulders into bloody fragments!
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* looks at you.
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You smite *Norum*'s hands hard.
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your head extremely hard.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your waist into bloody fragments!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You try to smite *Norum*'s body, but miss.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
*Norum* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your head extremely hard.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your legs very hard.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You try to smite *Norum*'s hands, but miss.
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You dodge a bash from *Norum* who loses his balance and falls!
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You smite *Norum*'s feet hard.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You try to smite *Norum*'s arms, but miss.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your legs very hard.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your arms very hard.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You smite *Norum*'s legs very hard.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* tries to stab your feet, but misses.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your shoulders into bloody fragments!
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You try to smite *Norum*'s shoulders, but miss.
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your body hard.
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your body hard.
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You try to smite *Norum*'s head, but miss.
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
*Norum* stabs your feet extremely hard.
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your body hard.
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You try to smite *Norum*'s legs, but miss.
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your body hard.
You are idle and are pulled into the void.
look
HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
An Old Mine
This old chamber looks as if it's been used countless times over the centuries
to dig up raw materials. Upon looking closer, you notice there are many
different types of ore to be found in the rocky walls...
[ Exits: n e ]
A small glint of red on the ground catches your eye.
A patch of silk lies here.
A well used pick lies here. [7]
A chunk of metallic rock lies here. [24]
A roll of wool lies here. [3]
A bolt of silk lies here.
A chunk of grey rock lies here. [8]
A large slab of meat is lying here, waiting to be eaten. [23]
A bolt of wool lies here.
A piece of flesh lies here, blood gushing from several places. [2]
An old mining cart sits here on its wheels, gathering dirt and dust.
*Norum* is standing here.
HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
*Norum* stabs your body.
You smite *Norum*'s body.
*Norum* stabs your hands very hard.
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You try to smite *Norum*'s body, but miss.
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your head into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your arms very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You smite *Norum*'s head hard.
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You dodge a bash from *Norum* who loses his balance and falls!
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You try to smite *Norum*'s legs, but miss.
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You try to smite *Norum*'s body, but miss.
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your head into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* stabs your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
You try to smite *Norum*'s head, but miss.
HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
*Norum* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Norum: Scratched>
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
*Norum* stabs your shoulders into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Your fame has been diminished.
You are dead! Sorry...