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The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:53 pm
by Chase
Robby has been removed from the ranks of the Borderguard for improper conduct.
As a reminder, no human may attack another human in Borderguard lands, no matter the excuse. The Borderguards claim jurisdiction over all land north of the bridge on the Tar Valon road.
Signed in a flowing script
Lord Chase Laurent
Borderguard Council
Borderguard Lord Protector
Blademaster Master Instructor
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:08 pm
by Robby
I can post a log of a stab and make it look like someone stabbed me without showing any lead up or actual events. Its nice to know you really investigate such matters and listen to your own clan members.
You say no human may attack another human in the Borderguard lands no matter the excuse, so why is it that when I am attacked I am the one who is punished for defending myself and enforcing such a law? Apparently this makes me a darkfriend too because we are listening to the liar of an Aes Sedai over our actual rank 6 clan members. And I didn't realize we were engaged on DS at the time when she thought it was a good idea to attack me because none of them would come out and fight. Apparently Qmoney also witnessed this and yet he isn't even present on Ciarra's snippet of a log?
Whatever man. The Valon Guard warranted me for a bullshit reason and they have refused to pardon me despite my multiple requests for a pardon and continued to attack me inside the Borderlands and yet you just looked for a more ultimate reason to declan me and now you have it? Okay, cool. Love the shoot first, ask questions later attitude.
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:09 pm
by Ciarra
rofl really robby? I think anyone who knows me knows i would never harm anyone who serves the light.
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:21 pm
by Robby
I know you and I have even had you try to kill me on my non-warranted alts. Its okay to joke about things and mess around but when you actually get me declanned I think its time to say sorry and make amends not play the innocent.
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:23 pm
by Robby
Stop being idiots, seriously
Road Continuing through a Village
The road through the village turns east. Farmhouses can be seen to the south.
To the west a dark alley looms with no visibility as to what lurks there. The
road is muddy as it never truly dries from one rainfall to the next. The
villagers seem to be wearing platform shoes when traveling through this part of
the village.
[ Exits: n e w ]
k dark
k dark
k dark
HP:Scratched MV:Excellent >
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Scratched MV:Excellent >
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Scratched MV:Excellent >
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Scratched MV:Excellent >
*Barf* has arrived from the west.
nar maybe i'd care if i was still clanned

HP:Scratched MV:Excellent >
*Barf* tries to thrash Dokes's legs, but misses.
l
k dark
HP:Scratched MV:Excellent >
You narrate, 'maybe i'd care if i was still clanned

'
HP:Scratched MV:Excellent >
Road Continuing through a Village
The road through the village turns east. Farmhouses can be seen to the south.
To the west a dark alley looms with no visibility as to what lurks there. The
road is muddy as it never truly dries from one rainfall to the next. The
villagers seem to be wearing platform shoes when traveling through this part of
the village.
[ Exits: n e w ]
*Barf* is here, fighting Dokes!.
HP:Scratched MV:Excellent >
You try to pierce *Barf*'s hands, but miss.
HP:Scratched MV:Excellent - Barf: Wounded --- Dokes: Healthy>
*Barf* panics, and attempts to flee!
k dark
k dark
HP:Scratched MV:Excellent - Barf: Wounded --- Dokes: Healthy>
You do the best you can!
n
HP:Scratched MV:Excellent - Barf: Wounded --- Dokes: Healthy>
You do the best you can!
n
n
HP:Scratched MV:Excellent - Barf: Wounded --- Dokes: Healthy>
No way! You're fighting for your life!
n
HP:Scratched MV:Excellent - Barf: Wounded --- Dokes: Healthy>
*Barf* leaves east.
Suddenly Dokes stabs you in the back, R.I.P....
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Your fame has been diminished.
You are dead! Sorry...
Crossroads of Fate
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:25 pm
by Jack
JESUS, CHASE MARAVIN, WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:25 pm
by Jack
WHERE'S LAMGWINETTE
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:26 pm
by Ciarra
I know you and I have even had you try to kill me on my non-warranted alts. Its okay to joke about things and mess around but when you actually get me declanned I think its time to say sorry and make amends not play the innocent.
Rofl, liar. I assume you are speaking of the time when i told you to leave tar valon and you did not. We were in sheriams office. An accepted then attacked you with my permission and when you tried to leave i remember strictly telling her to open the door and let you out.
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:31 pm
by Robby
Actually I didn't think of that, so make that three times total?
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:37 pm
by Otar
Sorry guys and gals, but i prefer my porridge and cinnamon sticks in the morning.
Also, neither the Dark Lord or any of his associates are associated with Rubby the Blubbery Fool. For if any of us were, he would get his wonky-stank all over us, and we just can't have that.
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:41 pm
by Jack
Otar wrote:Also, neither the Dark Lord or any of his associates are associated with Rubby the Blubbery Fool. For if any of us were, he would get his wonky-stank all over us, and we just can't have that.
NICE ATTEMPT AT COVERING UP FOR YOUR SCUMBAG DARKFRIEND BUTT BUDDY ROBBY, BUT HE KIND OF LEFT THAT LETTER WITH YOUR MALICIOUS INSTRUCTIONS ON THE BREAKFAST TABLE.
OOPS
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:45 pm
by Ciarra
lol robby, enlighten me ?
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:47 pm
by Otar
LIES!!!!
Foolish pirate, everyone knows my instructions are either nefarious or diabolical!
NEVER MALICIOUS.
Therefore, the letter was a fake!
FAKE!!!
And as for these 'butt buddy' accusations, I have to say: But buddy, I don't swing that way!
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:48 pm
by Jack
"HALF MAN" IMPLIES HOMOSEXUALITY
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:52 pm
by Otar
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:55 pm
by Otar
Also, many of you are aware, (especially the ladies

) that I have tendencies towards enjoying some late night bdsm with my female slavesies! I have better things to do with my time than engage in homosexual activities!
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:03 am
by Bofar
Thats not what murash said....
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:13 am
by Otar
Murash is also a closet gay that listens to shitty rap metal in his free time. He makes up shit about me all the time because he is jealous of my ******* **** and also is jealous of my higher standing with the Dark Lord. Also, he is jealous that I get to kick puke *** while he sits in his port-a-potty of a command room all day and all night.
HE IS ONE JEALOUS DUDE.
AND DAMNIT THOSE F****** PICS OF ME AND MURASH IN THE HOTTUB ARE F****** PHOTOSHOPPED.
THERE'S NO WAY I'D DRINK A CRAPPY BEER LIKE LABATT BLUE, IT'S FRIGGIN IMPOSSIBLE. AND THERE IS ALSO NO WAY WE WOULD BE MAKING OUT WHILE LISTENING TO MARIAH CAREY, WE DON'T MAKE OUT EVER. PERIOD.
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:14 am
by Bofar
Lies. I took that picture myself!!!!
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:14 am
by Kathryn
BUT YOU DID LISTEN TO MARIAH CAREY
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:17 am
by Barf
anyway, I quit reading after about the 3rd post, but its a pretty douche move to stab a fellow race during crossrace pk, bet you feel good about killing your own kind instead of me too.
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:34 am
by Otar
I have never listened to Mariah Carey once in my life! Does she sing country? HER NAME SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF A COUNTRY SINGER.
As for you having taken the pic Bofar:
A: WHUT WERE YOU DOING WITH A CAMERA, EVERYONE KNOWS LEETLE TROLLS AREN'T ALLOWED TO TOUCH THEM.
B: YOU TOOK A PIC OF ME IN A HOTTUB WITH MARIAH CAREY, LISTENING TO STRAPPING YOUND LAD, AND DRINKING A FUCKING SCHELL, THEN YOU SHOOPED IT INTO GAY HIPSTER OBLIVION.
You may say they I listened to Mariah talk in the hottub, but I assure you, I tuned it out! MY MISOGYNISTIC MIND REPLACED IT WITH "BLAH BLAH BLAH" AND THEN I DID BAD THINGS TO HER.
>:D
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:39 am
by Bofar
That is simply impossible otar as mariah carey was busy with galnor tonight. And i did not photoshop the picture. I have it on video too. Its full of nasty things. One of them being you.
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:47 am
by Otar
HAH, I was referring to the event that happened months ago. If there has been an Otar tonight in a hottub doing bad things with Murash it can only be Ciarra in an anatomically-correct full-body Otar suit.
SHE HAS SOME WEIRD FETISHES MAN.
As for me being a nasty thing, thank you. I must admit that it is rather nice to be told that I am in fact 'the nasty' personified.
Re: The Ranks have been Cleansed
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:48 am
by Barf
Bottom line: Robby was warranted for the stupidest reason I have ever heard, he should have been pardoned after lamgwin quit (I realize lam wouldn't have let him be pardoned, but he's gone).
Anyway, robby, come play ds, pm me and I can even hook you up with a char. Crap like this never happens on ds because we only have one enemy.