Sooooo aggravating, but funny
Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:23 pm
To start it off: We had been fighting for over an hour, back and forth, and were actually winning at one point, till i realize that i'm only tickling every round and doing no dmg whatsoever. So we retreat to patty. I have 9 hps, Phant has around 50. Cammori is high crit, and tibs is battered. Why they refused to hit idk, but the following ensues - No guts! No glory! Or sometimes it's still no glory either way 
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In the Woods
The woods here become very thick again. In addition, the bear pine shrubberies
occupy almost all of the available walking space, making it next to impossible
to move around. The only available exits are those leading back to the west
and north, into less thickly spaced woods.
[ Exits: n w ]
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving north.
Some fresh ivy leaves lay sprinkled here.
Phantasm "Day Late $1 Short" McGillicutty is standing here.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
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where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Phantasm - In the Woods
Nyoga - In the Woods
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sco
You have 53() hit, 27() shadow points, and 150() movement points.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
l
In the Woods
The woods here become very thick again. In addition, the bear pine shrubberies
occupy almost all of the available walking space, making it next to impossible
to move around. The only available exits are those leading back to the west
and north, into less thickly spaced woods.
[ Exits: n w ]
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving north.
Some fresh ivy leaves lay sprinkled here.
Phantasm "Day Late $1 Short" McGillicutty is standing here.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
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sa 59 now
You rasp '59 now'
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sa hps?
You rasp 'hps?'
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l
In the Woods
The woods here become very thick again. In addition, the bear pine shrubberies
occupy almost all of the available walking space, making it next to impossible
to move around. The only available exits are those leading back to the west
and north, into less thickly spaced woods.
[ Exits: n w ]
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving north.
Some fresh ivy leaves lay sprinkled here.
Phantasm "Day Late $1 Short" McGillicutty is standing here.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Phantasm - In the Woods
Nyoga - In the Woods
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Phantasm nods in agreement.
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Phantasm growls '98'
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where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Phantasm - In the Woods
Nyoga - In the Woods
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nod
You nod in agreement.
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l
In the Woods
The woods here become very thick again. In addition, the bear pine shrubberies
occupy almost all of the available walking space, making it next to impossible
to move around. The only available exits are those leading back to the west
and north, into less thickly spaced woods.
[ Exits: n w ]
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving north.
Some fresh ivy leaves lay sprinkled here.
Phantasm "Day Late $1 Short" McGillicutty is standing here.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
w
A Small Path in the Woods
[ Exits: n e s w ]
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving east.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving east.
You see fresh tracks of Cammori leaving east.
You see almost fresh tracks of a black warhorse (ridden) leaving east.
You see almost fresh tracks of a black warhorse (ridden) leaving west.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
e
In the Woods
[ Exits: n w ]
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving west.
Some fresh ivy leaves lay sprinkled here.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
sa tibs is the xfactor
You rasp 'tibs is the xfactor'<----- tis true, he has more hps than everyone else combined at this point.
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n
In the Woods
[ Exits: s w ]
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving south.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving south.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving south.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving south.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving south.
A large bowl filled with blood sits upon an altar here.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
w
Alongside a Clearing
[ Exits: n e s w ]
You see fresh tracks of Cammori leaving west.
You see almost fresh tracks of a black warhorse (ridden) leaving west.
You see almost fresh tracks of a black warhorse (ridden) leaving south.
You see almost fresh tracks of a black warhorse (ridden) leaving south.
You see almost fresh tracks of a black warhorse (ridden) leaving south.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
w
A Clearing Within the Woods
[ Exits: n e s ]
You see fresh tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
You see fresh tracks of a human leaving south.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
s
Looking Upon a Small Forest
[ Exits: n e ]
You see almost fresh tracks of Cammori leaving east.
You see almost fresh tracks of a black warhorse (ridden) leaving north.
You see almost fresh tracks of a black warhorse (ridden) leaving north.
You see almost fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving east.
You see almost fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving east.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
*Tiberius* is standing here, riding a black warhorse.
*Cammori* is standing here.
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
*Tiberius* tries to slash Phantasm's head, but he parries the attack.
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h
You try to slice *Cammori*'s arms, but miss.<----- yes i'm on cammori, TIME TO SLAY!
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
cb
Mood changed to: Brave
*Cammori* says 'beat'<----- welllll, I"M CRIT! woot
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b
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* - *Cammori* tries to pierce your head, but misses.
Phantasm pierces *Tiberius*'s body.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
% *Cammori* hefts his shield and takes up a defensive stance.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
- *Tiberius* sends Phantasm sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
* Your attempted attack is met by *Cammori*'s shield, knocking you to the ground!<----- OH NOES! he got the timing right... FINALLY
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
*Cammori* pierces your legs extremely hard.<---- EGADS! I'm now at about 40hps
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
*Cammori* tries to pierce your legs, but misses.<---- big bad scary FADE son! RUN
*Tiberius* slashes Phantasm's body extremely hard.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
b
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
* - *Cammori* tries to pierce your legs, but misses.
*Tiberius* slashes Phantasm's head into bloody fragments!
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
% Phantasm hefts his shield and takes up a defensive stance.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
- Phantasm lowers his shield, becoming vulnerable once more.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
*Cammori* hefts his shield and takes up a defensive stance.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
* Your attempted attack is met by *Cammori*'s shield, knocking you to the ground!<---- BALLCAKES! Twice in a row! ZOMGSH
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
cw
*Cammori* pierces your waist into bloody fragments!<------ shat.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
*Cammori* pierces your head into bloody fragments!<----- double shat.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Your fame has been diminished.<---- this is a lie, my fame is always high.
You are dead! Sorry...<---- asshole
Crossroads of Shadows
[ Exits: n d ]
A fountain of stacked stone gushes cool water here.
A crumbling stone well is here, ready to collapse.
The Guardian of Life stands here, ever vigilant.
I had to laugh though. I've done that to ppl soooo many times, i've NEVER yet had anyone sucessfully do it against me. Grats to Cammori for being the first
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
l
In the Woods
The woods here become very thick again. In addition, the bear pine shrubberies
occupy almost all of the available walking space, making it next to impossible
to move around. The only available exits are those leading back to the west
and north, into less thickly spaced woods.
[ Exits: n w ]
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving north.
Some fresh ivy leaves lay sprinkled here.
Phantasm "Day Late $1 Short" McGillicutty is standing here.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Phantasm - In the Woods
Nyoga - In the Woods
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
sco
You have 53() hit, 27() shadow points, and 150() movement points.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
l
In the Woods
The woods here become very thick again. In addition, the bear pine shrubberies
occupy almost all of the available walking space, making it next to impossible
to move around. The only available exits are those leading back to the west
and north, into less thickly spaced woods.
[ Exits: n w ]
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving north.
Some fresh ivy leaves lay sprinkled here.
Phantasm "Day Late $1 Short" McGillicutty is standing here.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
sa 59 now
You rasp '59 now'
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
sa hps?
You rasp 'hps?'
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
l
In the Woods
The woods here become very thick again. In addition, the bear pine shrubberies
occupy almost all of the available walking space, making it next to impossible
to move around. The only available exits are those leading back to the west
and north, into less thickly spaced woods.
[ Exits: n w ]
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving north.
Some fresh ivy leaves lay sprinkled here.
Phantasm "Day Late $1 Short" McGillicutty is standing here.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Phantasm - In the Woods
Nyoga - In the Woods
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
Phantasm nods in agreement.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
Phantasm growls '98'
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Phantasm - In the Woods
Nyoga - In the Woods
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
nod
You nod in agreement.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
l
In the Woods
The woods here become very thick again. In addition, the bear pine shrubberies
occupy almost all of the available walking space, making it next to impossible
to move around. The only available exits are those leading back to the west
and north, into less thickly spaced woods.
[ Exits: n w ]
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving north.
Some fresh ivy leaves lay sprinkled here.
Phantasm "Day Late $1 Short" McGillicutty is standing here.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
w
A Small Path in the Woods
[ Exits: n e s w ]
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving east.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving east.
You see fresh tracks of Cammori leaving east.
You see almost fresh tracks of a black warhorse (ridden) leaving east.
You see almost fresh tracks of a black warhorse (ridden) leaving west.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
e
In the Woods
[ Exits: n w ]
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving west.
Some fresh ivy leaves lay sprinkled here.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
sa tibs is the xfactor
You rasp 'tibs is the xfactor'<----- tis true, he has more hps than everyone else combined at this point.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
n
In the Woods
[ Exits: s w ]
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving south.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving south.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving south.
You see fresh tracks of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) leaving south.
You see fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving south.
A large bowl filled with blood sits upon an altar here.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
w
Alongside a Clearing
[ Exits: n e s w ]
You see fresh tracks of Cammori leaving west.
You see almost fresh tracks of a black warhorse (ridden) leaving west.
You see almost fresh tracks of a black warhorse (ridden) leaving south.
You see almost fresh tracks of a black warhorse (ridden) leaving south.
You see almost fresh tracks of a black warhorse (ridden) leaving south.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
w
A Clearing Within the Woods
[ Exits: n e s ]
You see fresh tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
You see fresh tracks of a human leaving south.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
s
Looking Upon a Small Forest
[ Exits: n e ]
You see almost fresh tracks of Cammori leaving east.
You see almost fresh tracks of a black warhorse (ridden) leaving north.
You see almost fresh tracks of a black warhorse (ridden) leaving north.
You see almost fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving east.
You see almost fresh tracks of Phantasm leaving east.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
*Tiberius* is standing here, riding a black warhorse.
*Cammori* is standing here.
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
*Tiberius* tries to slash Phantasm's head, but he parries the attack.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh >
h
You try to slice *Cammori*'s arms, but miss.<----- yes i'm on cammori, TIME TO SLAY!
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
cb
Mood changed to: Brave
*Cammori* says 'beat'<----- welllll, I"M CRIT! woot
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
b
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
* - *Cammori* tries to pierce your head, but misses.
Phantasm pierces *Tiberius*'s body.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
% *Cammori* hefts his shield and takes up a defensive stance.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
- *Tiberius* sends Phantasm sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
* Your attempted attack is met by *Cammori*'s shield, knocking you to the ground!<----- OH NOES! he got the timing right... FINALLY
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
*Cammori* pierces your legs extremely hard.<---- EGADS! I'm now at about 40hps
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
*Cammori* tries to pierce your legs, but misses.<---- big bad scary FADE son! RUN
*Tiberius* slashes Phantasm's body extremely hard.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
b
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
* - *Cammori* tries to pierce your legs, but misses.
*Tiberius* slashes Phantasm's head into bloody fragments!
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
% Phantasm hefts his shield and takes up a defensive stance.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
- Phantasm lowers his shield, becoming vulnerable once more.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
*Cammori* hefts his shield and takes up a defensive stance.
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
* Your attempted attack is met by *Cammori*'s shield, knocking you to the ground!<---- BALLCAKES! Twice in a row! ZOMGSH
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Critical SHP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Cammori: Beaten>
cw
*Cammori* pierces your waist into bloody fragments!<------ shat.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
*Cammori* pierces your head into bloody fragments!<----- double shat.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Your fame has been diminished.<---- this is a lie, my fame is always high.
You are dead! Sorry...<---- asshole
Crossroads of Shadows
[ Exits: n d ]
A fountain of stacked stone gushes cool water here.
A crumbling stone well is here, ready to collapse.
The Guardian of Life stands here, ever vigilant.
I had to laugh though. I've done that to ppl soooo many times, i've NEVER yet had anyone sucessfully do it against me. Grats to Cammori for being the first