Charge/Skewer Fun
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 3:07 pm
Post any funny or rediculous charges or skewers you get.
Heres one for starters, me solo vs. Guerrero:
Before the Northern Gates of Fal Dara
The ruin of the gates of Fal Dara stands here. The northern entrance into the
city is guarded by gates of wrought iron, but the bars of iron are heavily
dented and battered inwards. The massive bulwarks above the gates are half
crumbled and the numerous arrow slits are accompanied by just as many holes.
[ Exits: n e s w ]
*Guerrero* is standing here, riding a white stallion.
A large elk stares at you.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning >
You begin charging towards Guerrero.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning >
= % = -
*
You SKEWER *Guerrero* right through the middle!
*Guerrero* grimaces in pain.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
You dodge a bash from *Guerrero* who loses his balance and falls!
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
Guerrero opens the northgate.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
* -
A large elk leaves east.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
% -
*
Your bash at *Guerrero* sends him sprawling!
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
You stab *Guerrero*'s body.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
close northgate
You close the northgate.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
narr skewered
You narrate, 'skewered'
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
You stab *Guerrero*'s head hard.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
l
Before the Northern Gates of Fal Dara
The ruin of the gates of Fal Dara stands here. The northern entrance into the
city is guarded by gates of wrought iron, but the bars of iron are heavily
dented and battered inwards. The massive bulwarks above the gates are half
crumbled and the numerous arrow slits are accompanied by just as many holes.
[ Exits: n e s w ]
*Guerrero* is sitting here, riding a white stallion.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
You panic and attempt to flee!
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
`
*Guerrero* smiles happily.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
*Guerrero* stops using a dark gleaming axe.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
*Guerrero* wields an obsidian throwing spear.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
Guerrero jumps about, looking to throw an obsidian throwing spear at you!
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
Outside the Walls
The outer city walls of Fal Dara reach up to imperious heights here. However,
the walls that once seemed impenetrable are now heavily damaged. Several
sections of the wall have crumbled or even collapsed. It is evident in several
sections where a boulder had been sent hurtling into the wall.
[ Exits: n e w ]
A tough grey wolf is here, growling at you.
A tough grey wolf is here, growling at you.
You flee head over heels.
An Enclosure of Woods
The dense woods form a pocket here against the walls of Fal Dara. The
enclosure of dark trees in the forest here stand tall against the sun. The
tall trees and the wall effectively cut off any light that might have otherwise
shone through to this spot.
[ Exits: e ]
HP:Healthy MV:Burning >
That person is not here.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning >
Outside the Walls
The outer city walls of Fal Dara reach up to imperious heights here. However,
the walls that once seemed impenetrable are now heavily damaged. Several
sections of the wall have crumbled or even collapsed. It is evident in several
sections where a boulder had been sent hurtling into the wall.
[ Exits: n e w ]
A tough grey wolf is here, growling at you.
A tough grey wolf is here, growling at you.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning >
`
Before the Northern Gates of Fal Dara
The ruin of the gates of Fal Dara stands here. The northern entrance into the
city is guarded by gates of wrought iron, but the bars of iron are heavily
dented and battered inwards. The massive bulwarks above the gates are half
crumbled and the numerous arrow slits are accompanied by just as many holes.
[ Exits: n e s w ]
*Guerrero* is standing here, riding a white stallion.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning >
You begin charging towards Guerrero.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning >
=
Guerrero hurls an obsidian throwing spear at you!
HP:Healthy MV:Burning >
% = -
An obsidian throwing spear flashes through the air, aimed right at you!
HP:Healthy MV:Burning >
*
You SKEWER *Guerrero*, who doesn't get the opportunity to see his body get torn in half.
*Guerrero* grimaces in pain.
You receive some experience points!
You feel more important now.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Guerrero*'s death cry.
*Guerrero* is dead! R.I.P.
Heres one for starters, me solo vs. Guerrero:
Before the Northern Gates of Fal Dara
The ruin of the gates of Fal Dara stands here. The northern entrance into the
city is guarded by gates of wrought iron, but the bars of iron are heavily
dented and battered inwards. The massive bulwarks above the gates are half
crumbled and the numerous arrow slits are accompanied by just as many holes.
[ Exits: n e s w ]
*Guerrero* is standing here, riding a white stallion.
A large elk stares at you.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning >
You begin charging towards Guerrero.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning >
= % = -
*
You SKEWER *Guerrero* right through the middle!
*Guerrero* grimaces in pain.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
You dodge a bash from *Guerrero* who loses his balance and falls!
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
Guerrero opens the northgate.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
* -
A large elk leaves east.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
% -
*
Your bash at *Guerrero* sends him sprawling!
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
You stab *Guerrero*'s body.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
close northgate
You close the northgate.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
narr skewered
You narrate, 'skewered'
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
You stab *Guerrero*'s head hard.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
l
Before the Northern Gates of Fal Dara
The ruin of the gates of Fal Dara stands here. The northern entrance into the
city is guarded by gates of wrought iron, but the bars of iron are heavily
dented and battered inwards. The massive bulwarks above the gates are half
crumbled and the numerous arrow slits are accompanied by just as many holes.
[ Exits: n e s w ]
*Guerrero* is sitting here, riding a white stallion.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
You panic and attempt to flee!
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
`
*Guerrero* smiles happily.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
*Guerrero* stops using a dark gleaming axe.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
*Guerrero* wields an obsidian throwing spear.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
Guerrero jumps about, looking to throw an obsidian throwing spear at you!
HP:Healthy MV:Burning - Guerrero: Battered>
Outside the Walls
The outer city walls of Fal Dara reach up to imperious heights here. However,
the walls that once seemed impenetrable are now heavily damaged. Several
sections of the wall have crumbled or even collapsed. It is evident in several
sections where a boulder had been sent hurtling into the wall.
[ Exits: n e w ]
A tough grey wolf is here, growling at you.
A tough grey wolf is here, growling at you.
You flee head over heels.
An Enclosure of Woods
The dense woods form a pocket here against the walls of Fal Dara. The
enclosure of dark trees in the forest here stand tall against the sun. The
tall trees and the wall effectively cut off any light that might have otherwise
shone through to this spot.
[ Exits: e ]
HP:Healthy MV:Burning >
That person is not here.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning >
Outside the Walls
The outer city walls of Fal Dara reach up to imperious heights here. However,
the walls that once seemed impenetrable are now heavily damaged. Several
sections of the wall have crumbled or even collapsed. It is evident in several
sections where a boulder had been sent hurtling into the wall.
[ Exits: n e w ]
A tough grey wolf is here, growling at you.
A tough grey wolf is here, growling at you.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning >
`
Before the Northern Gates of Fal Dara
The ruin of the gates of Fal Dara stands here. The northern entrance into the
city is guarded by gates of wrought iron, but the bars of iron are heavily
dented and battered inwards. The massive bulwarks above the gates are half
crumbled and the numerous arrow slits are accompanied by just as many holes.
[ Exits: n e s w ]
*Guerrero* is standing here, riding a white stallion.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning >
You begin charging towards Guerrero.
HP:Healthy MV:Burning >
=
Guerrero hurls an obsidian throwing spear at you!
HP:Healthy MV:Burning >
% = -
An obsidian throwing spear flashes through the air, aimed right at you!
HP:Healthy MV:Burning >
*
You SKEWER *Guerrero*, who doesn't get the opportunity to see his body get torn in half.
*Guerrero* grimaces in pain.
You receive some experience points!
You feel more important now.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Guerrero*'s death cry.
*Guerrero* is dead! R.I.P.