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yawn

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:35 pm
by Jerez
boring, even when thieves have noquit they can run stabs on engaged now?

HP:Wounded SP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Asylum: Wounded>
2
You do the best you can! <- spamming k dark

HP:Wounded SP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Asylum: Wounded>

You do the best you can! <- spamming k dark

HP:Wounded SP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Asylum: Wounded>

You do the best you can! <- spamming k dark

HP:Wounded SP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Asylum: Wounded>

A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash *Asylum*'s legs, but
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash *Asylum*'s head, but
You slash *Asylum*'s legs very hard.
You do the best you can! <- spamming k dark

HP:Wounded SP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Asylum: Wounded>


*Asylum* leaves south.
Suddenly *Nyoga* stabs you in the back, R.I.P....
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Your fame has been diminished.
You are dead! Sorry...
Crossroads of Fate
[ Exits: n e s w u d ]
A smooth stone fountain with an elaborate design is here.
The Guardian of Life stands here, ever vigilant.

You feel completely drained of all of your strength...You have lo
Nah... You feel too relaxed to do that.. <- spamming k dark

HP:Critical SP:Wasted MV:Burning >
Nah... You feel too relaxed to do that.. <- spamming k dark

HP:Critical SP:Wasted MV:Burning >

Re: yawn

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:40 pm
by Nyoga
Fork in the Lane
[ Exits: n e s w ]
North: *Jerez* is here, fighting Asylum!, riding a black warhorse.
East : A hardened Shienaran soldier stands here on guard.
South: A high-rank Shienaran soldier is standing here.
You see fresh tracks of a trolloc leaving west.
An ancient iron bell hangs from the tower, covered in faded scrollwork.
An old wooden bell tower leans to one side as if about to collapse.

HP:Beaten MV:Faint >
hi
You attempt to hide yourself.

HP:Beaten MV:Faint >
backstab human
Backstab who?

HP:Beaten MV:Faint >
n
hi
backstab human
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
A Cobblestone Lane
[ Exits: n s ]
North: A high-rank Shienaran soldier is standing here.
You see fresh tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
*Jerez* is here, fighting Asylum!, riding a black warhorse.
Asylum Keeper of the Insane is here, fighting a hardened Shienaran soldier!.
A hardened Shienaran soldier is here, fighting Asylum!.
A hardened Shienaran soldier is here, fighting Asylum!.

HP:Beaten MV:Faint >
You attempt to hide yourself.

HP:Beaten MV:Faint >
You can't sneak up on a fighting target.

HP:Beaten MV:Faint >
backstab human
You can't sneak up on a fighting target.

HP:Beaten MV:Faint >
Asylum leaves north.

HP:Beaten MV:Faint >
backstab human
HP:Battered MV:Draining >
=
* *Jerez* tries to slash Asylum's feet, but he dodges the attack.

HP:Battered MV:Draining >
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash Asylum's hands, but he parries the attack.
A hardened Shienaran soldier assists a hardened Shienaran soldier.

HP:Battered MV:Draining >
+ - Asylum panics, and attempts to flee!

HP:Battered MV:Draining >
= % = - A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash Asylum's legs, but he dodges the attack.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash Asylum's head, but he dodges the attack.
*Jerez* slashes Asylum's legs very hard.

HP:Battered MV:Draining >
+
* Asylum leaves south.
*Jerez* makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent as you place a blackened steel blade in his back.
*Jerez* grimaces in pain.
You receive some experience points!
Your fame around the world has increased.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Jerez*'s death cry.
*Jerez* is dead! R.I.P.


I was only like 2 weaves from dead btw. I didn't have a lot of choice. I couldn't hit you in melee or with pstrike. and all i could do was spam choke you, which as you noticed wasn't working very well.

Re: yawn

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:14 pm
by Jerez
not sure why you suicided in easar Nyoga, I dont want your wps I just some fun pk. an insta kill is not fun pk and me crit and choked vs a beat asy who run n is not fun pk, takes some chances. If we die in the game we dont die irl lol.

come get your eq and wps back n fd.

Re: yawn

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:33 pm
by Asylum
just so you know.... your a bit off on your assumption...you were not choked or crit. and i had to hit you at the bank. well the house not the bank... i was a bit off too.


A Sparse House
The house here is the final resting place of a great blademaster, old after
many years of conquering the blight. Weapons line the wall, and in a thick
glass case is a heron marked sword, incredibly old, yet still razor sharp.
[ Exits: s ]
South: A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
A black feathered crow flies nearby.
*Jerez* is standing here.
A plain looking man stands here in a trance.

HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
You attempt to hide yourself.
You can't find a good place to hide!

HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
You are interrupted and stop what you are doing.
Flames sent by *Jerez* cause your skin to blister and char.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

HP:Critical MV:Strong - Jerez: Beaten>
f
You panic and attempt to flee!

HP:Critical MV:Strong - Jerez: Beaten>

Re: yawn

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:48 pm
by Asylum
The Great Blight
Scanning east and west, all you see is a thick cover of twisted trees, scorched
earth and thorny bushes. The temperature almost seems unbearable. The path is
clear to the north and south.
[ Exits: n s ]
North: *Jerez* is standing here, riding a black warhorse.
You flee head over heels.
Alas, you cannot go that way...

HP:Beaten MV:Good >
You attempt to hide yourself.

HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Backstab who?

HP:Beaten MV:Good >
*Jerez* has arrived from the north, riding a black warhorse.

HP:Beaten MV:Good >
choke
*Jerez* tries to slash your arms, but you parry the attack.

HP:Beaten MV:Good - Jerez: Critical>
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Jerez: Critical>

* + - *Jerez* claps his hands together, but the sound amplifies to a sharp thunderclap, hurting your ears.
You hear a popping noise, and the world goes silent!
*Jerez* winces in pain, and then looks around in confusion.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

HP:Beaten MV:Good - Jerez: Critical>
= % = - *Jerez* claps his hands together, but the sound amplifies to a sharp thunderclap, hurting your ears.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

HP:Critical MV:Good - Jerez: Critical>
+
* You wrap your fingers around *Jerez*'s throat, squeezing as hard as you can!

HP:Critical MV:Good - Jerez: Critical>
A rancid smell seeps in, soon becoming overwhelming.
You pierce *Jerez*'s head extremely hard.
You receive some experience points!
Your fame around the world has increased.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Jerez*'s death cry.
*Jerez* is dead! R.I.P.

Re: yawn

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:53 pm
by Jerez
You didn't show my hps, I had 28, after that I ran into keep to pk you and once again you ran off crit vs beat and only came out after I had shouted.

I am amazed how delusional you guys are about your pk style.

Your all pussies, you never take real chances and only calculated ones.

Truth brings anger, are you angry?

Btw you just showed a human pking you up north, how often do you ever get that?

Re: yawn

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:03 pm
by Asylum
you shout non stop....and i cant show your hp...

i never said i was an in your face pkr.... i am a thief. i dont bash and regardless of what absers say we dont even melee all that great. you can block my one skill.... backstab.... (with notice. and the one time i got it to run the timer out it missed) you however have weaves.... and i can not black them unless I choke. and even that is only good for one tic. so if you really expect someone to stand still while you weave them dead forget it.

Re: yawn

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:32 pm
by Jerez
son you choked me 7/10 so far tonight and nyg insta flee stabbed me so dry your damn eye. Only time any of you took a single chance is after I shouted multiple times which got me killed twice tonight, I bet you guys are high fiving each other right now over it, lolzers.

Take some risks or don't ask me to alt, I don't put up with pussy pk and I don't care if you like my attitude or not, I don't like pussy pk.

Re: yawn

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:40 pm
by Nyoga
I don't like your attitude son. Drink less or something.

I'd like to know how fighting inside your city against a channeler and a basher(albeit a mediocre basher) while i have batt-beat hps is pussy.

I chased you into easar. But that's pussy.

I chased you all around fd. but that's pussy.

The minute i run beat to my patty with 2 of you after me - i get called pussy.

Thanks.

Re: yawn

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:40 pm
by Obould
and my point is


HP:Critical SP:Strong MV:Good >
a crow caws at a burly keep guard.a crow caws at a burly keep guard.
HP:Critical SP:Strong MV:Good >
shout holy shit you guys embarass the dark lord
You shout, 'holy shit you guys embarass the dark lord'

HP:Critical SP:Strong MV:Good >
Tamira tells you, 'had nys scalp on me if you want it btw'

HP:Critical SP:Strong MV:Good >
TICK IN 5 SECONDS (+/- drift)
rep I dont need it, I just want non pussified pk
You tell Tamira, 'I dont need it, I just want non pussified pk'

HP:Beaten SP:Excellent MV:Strong >
a crow caws at a burly keep guard.
HP:Beaten SP:Excellent MV:Strong >
Tamira tells you, 'eh im no bloody good to you'

HP:Beaten SP:Excellent MV:Strong >
shout log on an alt that makes your balls hang way low
You shout, 'log on an alt that makes your balls hang way low'

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong >
The bronzedoor is opened from the other side.

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong >
*Nyoga* has arrived from the west.
*Barf* has arrived from the west.
*Asylum* pierces your hands extremely hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>
*Nyoga* tries to pierce your legs, but misses.

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>
Nyoga closes the bronzedoor.

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>
A burly keep guard tries to slash *Barf*'s body, but he dodges the attack.
A burly keep guard tries to slash *Nyoga*'s body, but he parries the attack.
A burly keep guard tries to slash *Asylum*'s waist, but he parries the attack.
A burly keep guard assists a burly keep guard.
A burly keep guard tries to slash *Nyoga*'s legs, but he parries the attack.
A burly keep guard tries to slash *Nyoga*'s hands, but he parries the attack.
A burly keep guard tries to slash *Barf*'s legs, but he dodges the attack.
Agelmar, Lord of Fal Dara smites *Asylum*'s body into bloody fragments!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>
c
It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>

It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>

It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>
c

It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>
It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>

It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>
cw
Mood changed to: Wimpy

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>
c

It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>
It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>


It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>
It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>

Agelmar, Lord of Fal Dara tries to smite *Asylum*'s hands, but misses.
A burly keep guard tries to slash *Barf*'s body, but he dodges the attack.
A burly keep guard tries to slash *Nyoga*'s body, but he parries the attack.
A burly keep guard tries to slash *Nyoga*'s shoulders, but he parries the attack.
A burly keep guard slashes *Barf*'s legs.
A burly keep guard tries to slash *Asylum*'s hands, but he dodges the attack.
A burly keep guard slashes *Nyoga*'s hands very hard.
*Barf* tries to pierce a burly keep guard's hands, but misses.
A burly keep guard slashes *Barf*'s head hard.
*Nyoga* tries to pierce your body, but misses.
*Nyoga* tries to pierce your head, but misses.
You try to slash *Asylum*'s legs, but he dodges the attack.
*Asylum* tries to pierce your arms, but misses.

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>

It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>

It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>
It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>

It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>

It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>


It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>

It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>
It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>

It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>


It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>
It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>


It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>
It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>
*Barf* slides a lion-etched dagger into a fur cloak, held by a silver brooch.

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>

*Barf* slides a blackened silver longbow off his back in one swift motion.
*Barf* wields a blackened silver longbow.

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>

*Barf* nocks an arrow and begins to study the area.
It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>

It's already closed!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Strong - Asylum: Battered>

Agelmar, Lord of Fal Dara smites *Asylum*'s legs extremely hard.
A burly keep guard slashes *Barf*'s head hard.
A burly keep guard slashes *Nyoga*'s head very hard.
A burly keep guard tries to slash *Nyoga*'s hands, but he parries the attack.
A burly keep guard tries to slash *Barf*'s arms, but he dodges the attack.
A burly keep guard tries to slash *Asylum*'s body, but he parries the attack.
A burly keep guard tries to slash *Nyoga*'s feet, but he dodges the attack.
A burly keep guard slashes *Barf*'s shoulders hard.
*Nyoga* tries to pierce your arms, but misses.
*Nyoga* tries to pierce your shoulders, but misses.
You slash *Asylum*'s body very hard.
*Asylum* tries to pierce your body, but misses.
*Asylum* pierces your shoulders very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Your fame has been diminished.
You feel the taint slowly fade away.
You are dead! Sorry...
Crossroads of Fate
[ Exits: n e s w u d ]
A large slab of meat is lying here, waiting to be eaten.
A smooth stone fountain with an elaborate design is here.
Tamira is resting here.
The Guardian of Life stands here, ever vigilant.

You guys dont want fun pk you just want wps and qps!

Re: yawn

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:43 pm
by Nyoga
This is a pointless argument Jerez. I'm not sure what's going on here, but lets not make our disagreements public.

I agree, the truth is the truth. So let's just face those facts. Both of us.

Re: yawn

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:56 pm
by Jerez
I delete my last post out of consideration for you so I will allow you the opportunity to do the same. The truth is fine but bs is just bs.

Re: yawn

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:28 am
by Jerez
Yeah you guys aren't pussies at fucking all lol

Captain's Quarters
[ Exits: s ]
A black warhorse is standing here, being ridden by you.
*Barf* is standing here.
An elite guard of Djevik Ba is standing here on patrol.
An elite guard of Djevik Ba is standing here on patrol.
An elite guard of Djevik Ba is standing here on patrol.
An elite guard of Djevik Ba is standing here on patrol.
An elite guard of Djevik Ba is standing here on patrol.
An elite guard of Djevik Ba is standing here on patrol.
Wearing a hood blacker than black stands Murash, the brutal myrddraal of the Southern Keep.
A menacing, maniacal looking trolloc stands here, guarding the door.

HP:Beaten SP:Weakening MV:Fresh >
2
3
You try to slash *Barf*'s body, but he parries the attack.

HP:Beaten SP:Weakening MV:Fresh - Barf: Critical>
You begin channeling the appropriate flows...

HP:Beaten SP:Weakening MV:Fresh - Barf: Critical>
*Barf* tries to thrash your hands, but misses.

HP:Beaten SP:Weakening MV:Fresh - Barf: Critical>
+ Okay.
Your flows of Air, Fire, and Spirit reverberate against each other, creating a sharp thunderclap.
Your flows of Air, Fire, and Spirit reverberate against each other, creating a sharp thunderclap.
Your flows of Air, Fire, and Spirit reverberate against each other, creating a sharp thunderclap.
Your flows of Air, Fire, and Spirit reverberate against each other, creating a sharp thunderclap.
Your flows of Air, Fire, and Spirit reverberate against each other, creating a sharp thunderclap.
Your flows of Air, Fire, and Spirit reverberate against each other, creating a sharp thunderclap.
Your flows of Air, Fire, and Spirit reverberate against each other, creating a sharp thunderclap.
Your flows of Air, Fire, and Spirit reverberate against each other, creating a sharp thunderclap.
Your flows of Air, Fire, and Spirit reverberate against each other, creating a sharp thunderclap.
*Barf* nocks an arrow and begins to study the area.

HP:Beaten SP:Weakening MV:Fresh - Barf: Critical>

You begin channeling the appropriate flows...

HP:Beaten SP:Weakening MV:Fresh - Barf: Critical>
*Barf* begins to stare at you intently, a look of concentration spreading across his face!

HP:Beaten SP:Weakening MV:Fresh - Barf: Critical>
+ Okay.
Your flows of Air, Fire, and Spirit reverberate against each other, creating a sharp thunderclap.
Your flows of Air, Fire, and Spirit reverberate against each other, creating a sharp thunderclap.
Your flows of Air, Fire, and Spirit reverberate against each other, creating a sharp thunderclap.
Your flows of Air, Fire, and Spirit reverberate against each other, creating a sharp thunderclap.
Your flows of Air, Fire, and Spirit reverberate against each other, creating a sharp thunderclap.
Your flows of Air, Fire, and Spirit reverberate against each other, creating a sharp thunderclap.
Your flows of Air, Fire, and Spirit reverberate against each other, creating a sharp thunderclap.
Your flows of Air, Fire, and Spirit reverberate against each other, creating a sharp thunderclap.
Your flows of Air, Fire, and Spirit reverberate against each other, creating a sharp thunderclap.

HP:Beaten SP:Flickering MV:Fresh - Barf: Critical>
A menacing door guard tries to pound your body, but misses.
Murash strikes your head extremely hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A large iron-clad trolloc thrashes your arms very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A large iron-clad trolloc tries to thrash your hands, but misses.
A large iron-clad trolloc tries to thrash your shoulders, but misses.
A large iron-clad trolloc thrashes your body extremely hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A large iron-clad trolloc thrashes your body extremely hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You feel the taint slowly fade away.
You are dead! Sorry...
Crossroads of Fate
[ Exits: n e s w u d ]
A large slab of meat is lying here, waiting to be eaten.
A smooth stone fountain with an elaborate design is here.
The Guardian of Life stands here, ever vigilant.

You feel completely drained of all of your strength...
HP:Critical SP:Wasted MV:Burning >
You have lost your kill streak!

Re: yawn

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:54 am
by Jerez
For those who are slow, a 16 con channie at crit is 20ish hps and a war with 19 con or a ranger with 20 con has over 80, so think about that before you run to a patty that deals 100+ dmg per round due to the mob double hit bug. It takes 2 immolates to break 80 dmg which is 10 pulses and is not possible at a patty solo.

Re: yawn

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:56 am
by Barf
I thought you were higher and I had 4 hps!

Re: yawn

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:02 am
by Lamgwin
nyoga's balls are on the walls.

Re: yawn

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:09 am
by Jerez
You guys are truly delusional about what is and what is not fun and non pussified pk, I am going to make galnor take all of my wps across all alts and make fun of every pussy pker I encounter and I hope every single one of you dont like it!

Re: yawn

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:12 am
by Obould
...

Re: yawn

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:16 am
by Lamgwin
heh, i just get to watch all of you call each other pansies now that you've run off all the other pkers with your crap pk.

Re: yawn

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:18 am
by Obould
btw lamgwin your a total pos who gets off on treating fellows online players like shit, your a true scumbag!

Re: yawn

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:24 am
by Lamgwin
are you really threatening to beat me up in real life because i posted "nyoga's balls are on the walls"?

Re: yawn

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:28 am
by Obould
you wish they were in your mouth.

Re: yawn

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:37 am
by Obould
call me :P

Re: yawn

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:39 am
by Lamgwin
12 years, damn. i've been a douche to you since 1999, before this game even existed, and before i even knew about wotmud! and getting shot by some whacked out mudder doesn't sound very ideal to me.

Re: yawn

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:49 am
by Obould
lol