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yo, yo, yo
these motherfuckin posers ringin bells like they wanna battle but when i stick my dagger in their backs they run to agel like they rattled
i never in my life have seen so many babies whining, reminds me of that bitch jack nicholson busted up in the shining
i see these bustas crying how dodge needs to be downed but if stupid was a pool you motherfuckers would all drown
when abs bashers group on dodgers we know who's gonna win and anyone saying different is a roflcopter clown
so my name is phant fuckin tasm and you bastards cannot top my mud-related battle rhymes you simply cannot stop the speed and rage of my attack is too phantasmic to control so hang on to your oh-shit handles like a car that's in a roll i'm rolling fd to your ngate and i'm stabbing silly fools as you sit there idly gabbing well i'm not breaking any rules because you fuckers are all in-game and guess what that's fucking fair, if i wanna take your scalp then i'm gonna be lifting up your hair and cutting that shit off, turning it in for five qps cause you made a stupid move when you decided to go sit grocer instead of just posting up to rent.

ps lamg sucks

yo my motherfuckin flow is tighter than a channy choke, i'll stick you with my knife and leave you deader than a fallen oak stiff and lying on the ground, you chase slower than a tree because you wooden, you wouldn't last a minute in a battle to the finish with a battle master ko'bal rapper as i drag you to the crapper and insert you head-first into the bowl as i continue my wicked roll paving over fools like lamgwin without even breaking stride, laughing as i see behind me ruins of their rap battle flattened pride, how many times have i ran fd only to get killed haggy right outside, then you suckas still complain about troll mvs and buying horses so you can ride... shiiiiiit son, with my DJ nicotine i'm undefeatable, like words in alien languages our stabs are unrepeatable, like those little creampuff pastries my projectiles are eminently eatable, indefatigable, dropping bombs so explosive they leave you unable to function i run shit man, you can't touch my style man, i'll poop on your carpet and blame it on your dog.

I'm speechless.

listen up motha fucka and listen to my shtick. you is sucha dipshit i wouldnÔÇÖt let you suck on my dick. if you didnÔÇÖt be knowing about how to get to fd, itÔÇÖs because your dumbass didnÔÇÖt know about the dreadlord, ohh mmmm g. you think youÔÇÖre so hot bitchin about other peopleÔÇÖs bitchin, but youÔÇÖre really just a bitch, get ya ass back in the kitchen. your rhymes demonstrate that youÔÇÖre incapable of reason, which should be an act thatÔÇÖs comparable to motha fuckin treason. If you donÔÇÖt shut the fuck up and stop calling me out, IÔÇÖm going to fuck you until you begin to doubt. doubting your own fucking sexuality, iÔÇÖll make you gay and even like that bestiality. cuz the way iÔÇÖll fuck you will be so animalistic, that when other people see it theyÔÇÖll go ballistic.

lmao

oooooooh this suburban salad tosser gettin all offended at my rhymes, but tbh i cannot detect any rhythm to his desperate cries; lamg i think it necessary to now enroll you in some classes because its obv to this rap master that you're in need of a pair of glasses so that you can see the writing on the wall; it says phantasm > lamgwin and it's cut into the stone, yes i started this rap battle cause i know you chronically pick bones but you might as well live in seattle cause i'm making it rain on you holmes
now this second verse is crafted to be more cutting than the last, it's already been said that you've no ability to rap, and that's a problem, because you've risen to my bait and it's a trap, but all of ackbar's warnings simply will not save you and it's still morning, i'm waking up and already destroying you like a shotgun and a clay, i make it a practice to eat a p u s s y before i start my day

Open it up. Open it up.
Get this blitzkrieg started.

I am an apparition that appears in your nightmares
A beast of demolition creeping at you while you're unaware
Tidal wave retaliating for your every splish splash
I've made a gash with a slash of vigor
Your every thrash makes you look like dinner
Your inner being is a well of pain
Now insane you strain to hobble off
Cuz I've refrained to finish the job
Whoever's next, whoever's ready
I'm the baddest able rapper
You know you're a fool to take me

that was some good reading now Im umm....gonna get back to breeding!

Word.

Hot damn, give up for the DJ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIn1ervA ... re=related

Listen and read, classic mud reltated rap. It's the new black.

Big up Phants :O

Did you just finish preschool?
You think you're callin me the fool
Don't think of comparing me to eminem
He's like nicotine, the cancer-causing carcinogen
Ya'll listen to too much of him
You might as well confess the sin
of Whining, confining lame tactics all combining
I'm not a beast but one thing is true
It's a nation of beast that I call my crew
We've been beaten and battered to ashes and dust
But nobody can defeat or get rid of us
I'll curse you like God cursed Malaki's mom with plagues
Ages of darkness, the bloodiest days
Death to your first son!
Shitty links to everyone!
Vermin and locusts!
Flame Strikes focused
as blood makes red the sea
you don't get any fucking mercy
My keyboard below my hands
As I head for your human lands
Do you not understand
That I rage with the strength of my clan
To strike down every puny human

i have no desire to battle my comrade obould, it would be like superman putting batman in a choke-hold, but i feel that there is one comment that must be addressed, it's weighing me down and i need it off my chest, it is that rly srsly eminem is one of the greatest rappers of our time and that's all i wanted to say i just had to put it in rhyme

bump

mac miller