classic reversal
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:53 am
this was a crack up, we were discussing how screwed we were if repoped.
trapped sartak in cavedoor after his flee in and both of us zerk slowly getting him down to wounded. (had even removed all but my dagger for an extra 3obs!)
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
A bandit guard starts to follow the bandit lord.
A bandit guard starts to follow the bandit lord.
A bandit guard starts to follow the bandit lord.
Trezid narrates, 'wtf we cant hit him!'
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
It's already closed!
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
nar try bash
It's already closed!
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
close cavedoor
You try to pierce *Sartak*'s body, but he parries the attack.
*Sartak* barely pierces Trezid's waist.
Trezid tries to slice *Sartak*'s legs, but misses.
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
You narrate, 'try bash'
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
Trezid narrates, 'crap'
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
nar ouch
It's already closed!
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
A bandit guard slashes your arms hard.
A bandit guard slashes your shoulders hard.
A bandit guard slashes your arms very hard.
The bandit lord slashes your body very hard.
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
l
You narrate, 'ouch'
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
Trezid narrates, 'repop!'
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
The bandit lord slashes your body very hard.
A bandit guard slashes your hands hard.
A bandit guard slashes your legs hard.
A bandit guard slashes your feet hard.
You try to pierce *Sartak*'s body, but he dodges the attack.
*Sartak* tries to pierce Trezid's hands, but he dodges the attack.
Trezid tries to slice *Sartak*'s body, but misses.
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
get all
A Dark Hideout
Small rays of light barely manage to penetrate the tiny cave opening to the
east. The smell within this small enclosing is of stale water. A small stream
trickles through the cave floor, heading to some hidden underground lake.
[ Exits: e ]
The corpse of a bandit guard is lying here. [3]
The corpse of the bandit lord is lying here.
A pair of gold tooled boots lie here.
Some light leather breeches lay on the ground here.
A large shield with intricate golden etchings lies here.
A dark steel ring glistens here.
A tiny ring made of dull copper has been tossed to the side.
A pair of black gloves lie here, taking in all the light around them.
A beautiful wristcuff covered with gems is laying off to the side. [2]
A shining black belt has been cast aside here.
A few pieces of silk embroidered with gold thread lies here.
A set of white leather shoulder pads are here collecting dust.
A green tunic knitted like a thick coat has been cast aside.
A backpack of moderate size is setting here.
A hefty cape of black cloth lies here.
A dark shoufa made of leather and velvet veil lies here.
An elegant looking jade loop lies here.
A thin golden piece of jewelry lies here.
A cord of black leather carrying a menacing raven pendant lies here.
A small key lies here glinting a golden hue.
A radiant crystal lightstick, shimmering light.
A well used pick lies here.
a bandit guard is here, fighting YOU!.
a bandit guard is here, fighting YOU!.
a bandit guard is here, fighting YOU!.
the bandit lord is here, fighting YOU!.
A tall white stallion is standing here.
Trezid Baiseur de Meres, Shadowstalker is here, fighting *Sartak*!.
*Sartak* is here, fighting Trezid!.
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
wear all
You get a smooth-hafted miner's pick.
You get a lightstick made of crystal.
You get a gold plated skeleton key on a thin chain.
You get a black cord with a raven pendant.
You get a gold earring.
You get an emaculate jade earring.
You get a velvet leather shoufa.
You get a long, heavy black cape.
You get a moderate sized backpack.
You get a thick green knit tunic.
You get a set of white leather shoulder pads with scales.
You get a pair of gold-embroidered silk sleeves.
You get a polished black belt.
You get a wristcuff with embedded gems.
You get a wristcuff with embedded gems.
You get a pair of black gloves.
You get a dull copper ring.
You get a glistening steel ring.
You get a golden engraved shield.
You get a pair of khaki colored breeches.
You get a pair of gold-fringed boots.
The corpse of the bandit lord: you can't carry that much weight.
The corpse of a bandit guard: you can't carry that much weight.
The corpse of a bandit guard: you can't carry that much weight.
The corpse of a bandit guard: you can't carry that much weight.
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
You wear a pair of gold-fringed boots on your feet.
You put a pair of khaki colored breeches on your legs.
You start to use a golden engraved shield as a shield.
You slide a glistening steel ring on to your right ring finger.
You slide a dull copper ring on to your left ring finger.
You put a pair of black gloves on your hands.
You put a wristcuff with embedded gems on around your right wrist.
You put a wristcuff with embedded gems on around your left wrist.
You wear a polished black belt around your waist.
You wear a pair of gold-embroidered silk sleeves on your arms.
You strap a set of white leather shoulder pads with scales onto your shoulders.
You wear a thick green knit tunic on your body.
You wear a moderate sized backpack around your back.
You wear a long, heavy black cape around your body.
You wear a velvet leather shoufa on your head.
You slide an emaculate jade earring into your right ear.
You slide a gold earring into your left ear.
You wear a black cord with a raven pendant around your neck.
You wear a gold plated skeleton key on a thin chain around your neck.
You're already wielding a weapon.
HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
The bandit lord slashes your feet very hard.
A bandit guard tries to slash your head, but you dodge the attack.
A bandit guard slashes your legs hard.
A bandit guard slashes your head very hard.
You try to pierce *Sartak*'s arms, but he parries the attack.
You try to pierce *Sartak*'s hands, but he dodges the attack.
*Sartak* tickles Trezid's arms as he pierces him.
Trezid tries to slice *Sartak*'s body, but misses.
You are thirsty.
HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Healthy>
Trezid narrates, 'you toase!'
HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Healthy>
nar we screwed
The bandit lord slashes your head very hard.
A bandit guard slashes your body very hard.
A bandit guard tries to slash your hands, but you parry the attack.
A bandit guard slashes your body hard.
You try to pierce *Sartak*'s waist, but he parries the attack.
You try to pierce *Sartak*'s legs, but he parries the attack.
*Sartak* tries to pierce Trezid's hands, but he parries the attack.
*Sartak* tries to pierce Trezid's feet, but he dodges the attack.
Trezid tries to slice *Sartak*'s legs, but misses.
You narrate, 'we screwed'
HP:Battered MV:Strong - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Healthy>
Trezid narrates, 'i think i win'
HP:Battered MV:Strong - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Healthy>
The bandit lord slashes your hands extremely hard.
A bandit guard slashes your legs hard.
A bandit guard slashes your legs hard.
A bandit guard slashes your body hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You try to pierce *Sartak*'s arms, but he dodges the attack.
*Sartak* tries to pierce Trezid's feet, but he dodges the attack.
Trezid tries to slice *Sartak*'s body, but misses.
HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Healthy>
Trezid narrates, 'cause no group'
HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Healthy>
nar you entered first?
The bandit lord slashes your arms very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A bandit guard slashes your feet very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wimp out, and attempt to flee!
You are BERSERK! Can you not feel the MADNESS?!A bandit guard slashes your head hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wimp out, and attempt to flee!
You are BERSERK! Can you not feel the MADNESS?!A bandit guard slashes your body hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wimp out, and attempt to flee!
You are BERSERK! Can you not feel the MADNESS?!You try to pierce *Sartak*'s body, but he parries the attack.
You try to pierce *Sartak*'s legs, but he dodges the attack.
*Sartak* tries to pierce Trezid's hands, but he parries the attack.
*Sartak* tries to pierce Trezid's feet, but he dodges the attack.
Trezid tries to slice *Sartak*'s legs, but misses.
HP:Critical MV:Strong - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Healthy>
You narrate, 'you entered first?'
HP:Critical MV:Strong - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Healthy>
Trezid narrates, 'nod'
HP:Critical MV:Strong - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Healthy>
wimp 0
The bandit lord slashes your head extremely hard.
You are mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
You briefly feel the sensation of flight as a bandit guard slices your head cleanly off!
A bandit guard slashes your body into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Ugh! You lost a level!
You are dead! Sorry...
Crossroads of Fate
[ Exits: n e s w d ]
A smooth stone fountain with an elaborate design is here.
A stone is here, waiting for your complaints.
The Guardian of Life stands here, ever vigilant.
You feel completely drained of all of your strength...
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
Okay, you'll now tough out fights to the bitter end.
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
sco
You have 1(325) hit and 1(125) movement points.
You have scored 386089710 exp, 56 total quest points
You need 9910290 exp to reach your next level.
You have been playing for 6 days and 23 hours.
You have gathered 19 Weave Points so far.
This ranks you as Dakeyras dead, nice stab sartak, 327hps (level 49)
You are in the following clans:
Borderguards : 56 Quest Points, rank 3, 19 Quest Points to rank.
You are resting.
You are thirsty.
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
Trezid narrates, 'i think'
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
drink fountain
drink fountain
say food
You drink the water.
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
say food
eat meat
eat meat
You drink the water.
You don't feel thirsty any more.
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
You say 'food'
The Guardian of Life gives you a large slab of meat.
Ok.
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
You say 'food'
The Guardian of Life gives you a large slab of meat.
Ok.
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
You eat a large slab of meat.
You are full.
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
You are too full to eat more!
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
say food
say food
You say 'food'
The Guardian of Life gives you a large slab of meat.
Ok.
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
rest
You say 'food'
The Guardian of Life gives you a large slab of meat.
Ok.
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
You are already resting.
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
Trezid narrates, 'nvm i dead'
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
Trezid suddenly arrives from the midst of the air.
trapped sartak in cavedoor after his flee in and both of us zerk slowly getting him down to wounded. (had even removed all but my dagger for an extra 3obs!)
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
A bandit guard starts to follow the bandit lord.
A bandit guard starts to follow the bandit lord.
A bandit guard starts to follow the bandit lord.
Trezid narrates, 'wtf we cant hit him!'
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
It's already closed!
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
nar try bash
It's already closed!
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
close cavedoor
You try to pierce *Sartak*'s body, but he parries the attack.
*Sartak* barely pierces Trezid's waist.
Trezid tries to slice *Sartak*'s legs, but misses.
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
You narrate, 'try bash'
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
Trezid narrates, 'crap'
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
nar ouch
It's already closed!
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
A bandit guard slashes your arms hard.
A bandit guard slashes your shoulders hard.
A bandit guard slashes your arms very hard.
The bandit lord slashes your body very hard.
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
l
You narrate, 'ouch'
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
Trezid narrates, 'repop!'
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
The bandit lord slashes your body very hard.
A bandit guard slashes your hands hard.
A bandit guard slashes your legs hard.
A bandit guard slashes your feet hard.
You try to pierce *Sartak*'s body, but he dodges the attack.
*Sartak* tries to pierce Trezid's hands, but he dodges the attack.
Trezid tries to slice *Sartak*'s body, but misses.
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
get all
A Dark Hideout
Small rays of light barely manage to penetrate the tiny cave opening to the
east. The smell within this small enclosing is of stale water. A small stream
trickles through the cave floor, heading to some hidden underground lake.
[ Exits: e ]
The corpse of a bandit guard is lying here. [3]
The corpse of the bandit lord is lying here.
A pair of gold tooled boots lie here.
Some light leather breeches lay on the ground here.
A large shield with intricate golden etchings lies here.
A dark steel ring glistens here.
A tiny ring made of dull copper has been tossed to the side.
A pair of black gloves lie here, taking in all the light around them.
A beautiful wristcuff covered with gems is laying off to the side. [2]
A shining black belt has been cast aside here.
A few pieces of silk embroidered with gold thread lies here.
A set of white leather shoulder pads are here collecting dust.
A green tunic knitted like a thick coat has been cast aside.
A backpack of moderate size is setting here.
A hefty cape of black cloth lies here.
A dark shoufa made of leather and velvet veil lies here.
An elegant looking jade loop lies here.
A thin golden piece of jewelry lies here.
A cord of black leather carrying a menacing raven pendant lies here.
A small key lies here glinting a golden hue.
A radiant crystal lightstick, shimmering light.
A well used pick lies here.
a bandit guard is here, fighting YOU!.
a bandit guard is here, fighting YOU!.
a bandit guard is here, fighting YOU!.
the bandit lord is here, fighting YOU!.
A tall white stallion is standing here.
Trezid Baiseur de Meres, Shadowstalker is here, fighting *Sartak*!.
*Sartak* is here, fighting Trezid!.
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
wear all
You get a smooth-hafted miner's pick.
You get a lightstick made of crystal.
You get a gold plated skeleton key on a thin chain.
You get a black cord with a raven pendant.
You get a gold earring.
You get an emaculate jade earring.
You get a velvet leather shoufa.
You get a long, heavy black cape.
You get a moderate sized backpack.
You get a thick green knit tunic.
You get a set of white leather shoulder pads with scales.
You get a pair of gold-embroidered silk sleeves.
You get a polished black belt.
You get a wristcuff with embedded gems.
You get a wristcuff with embedded gems.
You get a pair of black gloves.
You get a dull copper ring.
You get a glistening steel ring.
You get a golden engraved shield.
You get a pair of khaki colored breeches.
You get a pair of gold-fringed boots.
The corpse of the bandit lord: you can't carry that much weight.
The corpse of a bandit guard: you can't carry that much weight.
The corpse of a bandit guard: you can't carry that much weight.
The corpse of a bandit guard: you can't carry that much weight.
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
You wear a pair of gold-fringed boots on your feet.
You put a pair of khaki colored breeches on your legs.
You start to use a golden engraved shield as a shield.
You slide a glistening steel ring on to your right ring finger.
You slide a dull copper ring on to your left ring finger.
You put a pair of black gloves on your hands.
You put a wristcuff with embedded gems on around your right wrist.
You put a wristcuff with embedded gems on around your left wrist.
You wear a polished black belt around your waist.
You wear a pair of gold-embroidered silk sleeves on your arms.
You strap a set of white leather shoulder pads with scales onto your shoulders.
You wear a thick green knit tunic on your body.
You wear a moderate sized backpack around your back.
You wear a long, heavy black cape around your body.
You wear a velvet leather shoufa on your head.
You slide an emaculate jade earring into your right ear.
You slide a gold earring into your left ear.
You wear a black cord with a raven pendant around your neck.
You wear a gold plated skeleton key on a thin chain around your neck.
You're already wielding a weapon.
HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Scratched>
The bandit lord slashes your feet very hard.
A bandit guard tries to slash your head, but you dodge the attack.
A bandit guard slashes your legs hard.
A bandit guard slashes your head very hard.
You try to pierce *Sartak*'s arms, but he parries the attack.
You try to pierce *Sartak*'s hands, but he dodges the attack.
*Sartak* tickles Trezid's arms as he pierces him.
Trezid tries to slice *Sartak*'s body, but misses.
You are thirsty.
HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Healthy>
Trezid narrates, 'you toase!'
HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Healthy>
nar we screwed
The bandit lord slashes your head very hard.
A bandit guard slashes your body very hard.
A bandit guard tries to slash your hands, but you parry the attack.
A bandit guard slashes your body hard.
You try to pierce *Sartak*'s waist, but he parries the attack.
You try to pierce *Sartak*'s legs, but he parries the attack.
*Sartak* tries to pierce Trezid's hands, but he parries the attack.
*Sartak* tries to pierce Trezid's feet, but he dodges the attack.
Trezid tries to slice *Sartak*'s legs, but misses.
You narrate, 'we screwed
'HP:Battered MV:Strong - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Healthy>
Trezid narrates, 'i think i win'
HP:Battered MV:Strong - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Healthy>
The bandit lord slashes your hands extremely hard.
A bandit guard slashes your legs hard.
A bandit guard slashes your legs hard.
A bandit guard slashes your body hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You try to pierce *Sartak*'s arms, but he dodges the attack.
*Sartak* tries to pierce Trezid's feet, but he dodges the attack.
Trezid tries to slice *Sartak*'s body, but misses.
HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Healthy>
Trezid narrates, 'cause no group'
HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Healthy>
nar you entered first?
The bandit lord slashes your arms very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A bandit guard slashes your feet very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wimp out, and attempt to flee!
You are BERSERK! Can you not feel the MADNESS?!A bandit guard slashes your head hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wimp out, and attempt to flee!
You are BERSERK! Can you not feel the MADNESS?!A bandit guard slashes your body hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wimp out, and attempt to flee!
You are BERSERK! Can you not feel the MADNESS?!You try to pierce *Sartak*'s body, but he parries the attack.
You try to pierce *Sartak*'s legs, but he dodges the attack.
*Sartak* tries to pierce Trezid's hands, but he parries the attack.
*Sartak* tries to pierce Trezid's feet, but he dodges the attack.
Trezid tries to slice *Sartak*'s legs, but misses.
HP:Critical MV:Strong - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Healthy>
You narrate, 'you entered first?'
HP:Critical MV:Strong - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Healthy>
Trezid narrates, 'nod'
HP:Critical MV:Strong - Sartak: Wounded --- Trezid: Healthy>
wimp 0
The bandit lord slashes your head extremely hard.
You are mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
You briefly feel the sensation of flight as a bandit guard slices your head cleanly off!
A bandit guard slashes your body into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Ugh! You lost a level!
You are dead! Sorry...
Crossroads of Fate
[ Exits: n e s w d ]
A smooth stone fountain with an elaborate design is here.
A stone is here, waiting for your complaints.
The Guardian of Life stands here, ever vigilant.
You feel completely drained of all of your strength...
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
Okay, you'll now tough out fights to the bitter end.
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
sco
You have 1(325) hit and 1(125) movement points.
You have scored 386089710 exp, 56 total quest points
You need 9910290 exp to reach your next level.
You have been playing for 6 days and 23 hours.
You have gathered 19 Weave Points so far.
This ranks you as Dakeyras dead, nice stab sartak, 327hps (level 49)
You are in the following clans:
Borderguards : 56 Quest Points, rank 3, 19 Quest Points to rank.
You are resting.
You are thirsty.
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
Trezid narrates, 'i think'
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
drink fountain
drink fountain
say food
You drink the water.
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
say food
eat meat
eat meat
You drink the water.
You don't feel thirsty any more.
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
You say 'food'
The Guardian of Life gives you a large slab of meat.
Ok.
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
You say 'food'
The Guardian of Life gives you a large slab of meat.
Ok.
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
You eat a large slab of meat.
You are full.
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
You are too full to eat more!
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
say food
say food
You say 'food'
The Guardian of Life gives you a large slab of meat.
Ok.
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
rest
You say 'food'
The Guardian of Life gives you a large slab of meat.
Ok.
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
You are already resting.
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
Trezid narrates, 'nvm i dead'
HP:Critical MV:Burning >
Trezid suddenly arrives from the midst of the air.