Yeah Heritage knows first hand, which reminded me to post this in funny thread but it fits perfectly here

Just a look at what happens to you if you Anger the Gods!
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say can you rank me Heritage?
You say 'can you rank me Heritage?'
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Heritage says 'rank summer'
Second-Lieutenant Tallanvor says 'It has been done.'
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save
Saving Summer.
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Avaine bursts into tears.
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Talmaes says '?'
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Avaine says 'WHERE'S THE RP'
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say cool bananas
You say 'cool bananas'
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Uhl falls down laughing.
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Talmaes says 'one second'
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Uhl says '6 on now'
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Avaine says 'ugh such a disappointmentttttttttttttttttttttttttt'
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view clan queen
--Queen's Guards Members--
Lion Recruit
Raedin
Rose Patrolman
Cautet
Guardsman
Danethor
Palace Guardsman
Rocky, Edgar
Personal Guard
Darwin, Karlin, Summer
Sergeant
Guerrero, Uhl, Talmaes
Second-Lieutenant
First-Lieutenant
Raiden, Heritage
Captain
Captain-General
The Council
Heritage
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Heritage says 'you never told me to rp'
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Uhl narrates, 'Sausage fest Caemlyn'
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Uhl narrates, 'invite your trolloc friends'
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where
Players in your Zone
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Summer - The Barracks of the Queen's Guards
Heritage - The Barracks of the Queen's Guards
Talmaes - The Barracks of the Queen's Guards
Uhl - The Barracks of the Queen's Guards
Avaine - The Barracks of the Queen's Guards
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Heritage says 'Tallanvor, stroke my inner thigh.'
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Avaine says '
http://kinslayermud.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=534'
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Heritage says 'i was jk avaine'
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Avaine says 'Requirements: QPs and Role-play interview for each rank '
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Heritage says 'i forgot'
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Avaine says 'Liar'
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Avaine says 'You never rp with anyone'
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Uhl says 'estocs still suck?'
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Avaine says 'You suck'
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lo
The Barracks of the Queen's Guards
From the training hut you enter the barracks of the Queen's Guards. Beds are
aligned across the walls along with weapons and cloaks. An armorer is in the
corner making use of his hammer by making armor for the Queen's Guards of
Andor. There are chests at the bottom of the beds.
[ Exits: n ]
An exquisitely inlaid shelf of rich wood occupies the rear wall.
The bloody scalp of A sly Murandian lord.
The bloody scalp of Vash.
You notice a bloody scalp of A Dhjin'nen trolloc hidden here.
You notice a bloody scalp of A scarred Murandian officer hidden here.
You notice a set of spaulders branded with a sleek fox hidden here.
You notice a set of spaulders branded with a sleek fox hidden here.
Avaine is standing here.
Talmaes Al'Thorin is standing here.
Uhl "The Cruel" Benton is standing here.
Heritage "The Big B" Benton is standing here.
Tallanvor, Second-Lieutenant in the Queens Guards stands here, issuing orders.
A dangerous looking woman stands here.
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Heritage says 'bow down and suck my {edited}

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Your blood freezes as you hear Heritage's death cry.
Heritage is dead! R.I.P.
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lo
Talmaes shouts, 'Forward the White lion! Palace Guardswoman Summer has been promoted to Personal Guard Summer!'
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The Barracks of the Queen's Guards
From the training hut you enter the barracks of the Queen's Guards. Beds are
aligned across the walls along with weapons and cloaks. An armorer is in the
corner making use of his hammer by making armor for the Queen's Guards of
Andor. There are chests at the bottom of the beds.
[ Exits: n ]
An exquisitely inlaid shelf of rich wood occupies the rear wall.
The bloody scalp of A sly Murandian lord.
The bloody scalp of Vash.
The corpse of Heritage is lying here.
You notice a bloody scalp of A Dhjin'nen trolloc hidden here.
You notice a bloody scalp of A scarred Murandian officer hidden here.
You notice a set of spaulders branded with a sleek fox hidden here.
You notice a set of spaulders branded with a sleek fox hidden here.
Avaine is standing here.
Talmaes Al'Thorin is standing here.
Uhl "The Cruel" Benton is standing here.
Tallanvor, Second-Lieutenant in the Queens Guards stands here, issuing orders.
A dangerous looking woman stands here.
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Uhl falls down laughing.
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say ahahahaha
You say 'ahahahaha'
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Talmaes says 'there ya go avaine'
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Avaine speaks loudly to the Light 'Guess you couldnt handle it heritage'
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say now thats so rp right there
You say 'now thats so rp right there'
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Avaine says 'It is. Anger the gods and you get smited.'
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say oh now that is for the funny thread
You say 'oh now that is for the funny thread'
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Bwahahaha