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France

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:49 pm
by Chase
Only a God could write such a thing.

http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/France

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:46 pm
by Vurek
Or someone with no time.

Shrug, kinda funny, but you can do that about any country, so really it's nothing special.

And French used to be best army/military back a couple hundred years, and the bloody normandians(wtf you spell it) conquered the saxons back in what is today Britain.

They rocked and then sucked.

If you REALLY want to look into history and see a terrible military, look at my ancestors the Italians. :P

Now, back during Rome, they rocked because they copied Greek ideas and used engineering to make it better. And when they conquered, made everyone citizens with the great benefits. In otherwords, awesome Empire. But then they get skunked a couple times by nomadic legions of germanic and other barbaric entities and get owned.

And ever since, they have been so terrible it's a joke. They lost to ethiopia...who had sticks. I mean, which country in the world would you count more on to LOSE a war against ANY nation. Italy couldn't beat up a bunch of tribes in mountains!

So, me and my family over in Italy always laugh about italians, for they got the great art and food. And that's it.

Anyone ever heard of the Italian tank? Drive has 1 gear, yet they have 6 gears for reverse 8)

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:40 pm
by Clark
Apparently this whole site is one where people can come on and edit the wikipedia site and turn it into an "unencyclopedia." So really, people can come in and make up whatever stuff they want to about it. At the bottom of the page it says "Edit this topic." So basically wikipedia all wrong. Wierd.

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:13 pm
by Lithium
Uncyclopedia is great...Browse through some of the other pages, its definitely worth the time.

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:27 pm
by Clark
Hell, edit it and change some of the entries. Im gonna edit one and add "vurek sucks" or something like that one day. :P

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:18 pm
by Guest
article on germany is just stupid