Hilarious
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 7:12 pm
After dying to a gank vs 2 channies and 3+ absers, and no returning eq, Borgg raids caemlyn!
The Entrance to the Queens Blessing
[ Exits: n e s ]
A water skin lies here.
A Queen's Guard of Andor is standing here, patrolling the area.
A Queen's Guard of Andor is standing here, patrolling the area.
A well trained Caemlyn Guard stands here, protecting the Queens word.
A cute little bunny rabbit hops about here.
A traveler is walking along here.
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
You flee head over heels.
HP:Hurt MV:Good > w
Alas, you cannot go that way...
HP:Hurt MV:Good > w
Alas, you cannot go that way...
HP:Hurt MV:Good > Alas, you cannot go that way...
HP:Hurt MV:Good > n
Reception Room of the Queens Blessing
[ Exits: s ]
A thin leather hood is here on the ground. [3]
Some thin metal armguards lie here reflecting light.
A pair of thin metal boots sits here.
A earthen cloak with a hood blends into the background here. [3]
A tunic full of patches is setting here. [3]
A golden bracelet was carelessly left behind here. [4]
A pair of studded gloves lie in the dirt. [3]
A ring with a strange signet is here on the ground. [4]
A stout staff lies here, made from ash. [3]
Leggings of chainmail sit here. [3]
A pair of half-metal gauntlets sit here gathering dust.
A pair of leather boots are here. [2]
A sash of fine silk is coiled here.
A pair of studded leather sleeves have been abandoned here. [2]
A pitch coated torch rests here, waiting to be lit. [3]
A water skin lies here.
*Clark* is standing here.
A Queen's Guard of Andor is standing here, patrolling the area.
A devoted guard is here, defending Caemlyn.
A well trained Caemlyn Guard stands here, protecting the Queens word.
A big female dark runs around here, barking.
Master Gill the Innkeeper is here looking tired.
A wealthy man walks along the streets.
HP:Hurt MV:Good > s
Arminius narrates, 'if we take it we own it?>'
HP:Hurt MV:Good > The Entrance to the Queens Blessing
[ Exits: n e s ]
A water skin lies here.
A Queen's Guard of Andor is standing here, patrolling the area.
A Queen's Guard of Andor is standing here, patrolling the area.
A well trained Caemlyn Guard stands here, protecting the Queens word.
A cute little bunny rabbit hops about here.
A traveler is walking along here.
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
HP:Hurt MV:Good > s
Middle Road
[ Exits: n e w ]
A Queen's Guard of Andor is standing here, patrolling the area.
A small deer is here watching over herself.
A devoted guard is here, defending Caemlyn.
A devoted guard is here, defending Caemlyn.
A well trained Caemlyn Guard stands here, protecting the Queens word.
A Queen's Guard of Andor is standing here, patrolling the area.
A well trained Caemlyn Guard stands here, protecting the Queens word.
HP:Hurt MV:Good > n
The Entrance to the Queens Blessing
[ Exits: n e s ]
A water skin lies here.
A Queen's Guard of Andor is standing here, patrolling the area.
A Queen's Guard of Andor is standing here, patrolling the area.
A well trained Caemlyn Guard stands here, protecting the Queens word.
A cute little bunny rabbit hops about here.
A traveler is walking along here.
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
HP:Hurt MV:Good > n
Reception Room of the Queens Blessing
[ Exits: s ]
A thin leather hood is here on the ground. [3]
Some thin metal armguards lie here reflecting light.
A pair of thin metal boots sits here.
A earthen cloak with a hood blends into the background here. [3]
A tunic full of patches is setting here. [3]
A golden bracelet was carelessly left behind here. [4]
A pair of studded gloves lie in the dirt. [3]
A ring with a strange signet is here on the ground. [4]
A stout staff lies here, made from ash. [3]
Leggings of chainmail sit here. [3]
A pair of half-metal gauntlets sit here gathering dust.
A pair of leather boots are here. [2]
A sash of fine silk is coiled here.
A pair of studded leather sleeves have been abandoned here. [2]
A pitch coated torch rests here, waiting to be lit. [3]
A water skin lies here.
*Clark* is standing here.
A Queen's Guard of Andor is standing here, patrolling the area.
A devoted guard is here, defending Caemlyn.
A well trained Caemlyn Guard stands here, protecting the Queens word.
A big female dark runs around here, barking.
Master Gill the Innkeeper is here looking tired.
A wealthy man walks along the streets.
HP:Hurt MV:Good > x
You tickle *Clark* as you slash him.
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> v
Kombat narrates, 'kk we be right down'
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> a big female dog chases its tail.
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
* = nar rofl
Cancelled.
You narrate, 'rofl'
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
*Clark* sighs loudly.
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> 7
Basel Gill assists a devoted guard.
Mood changed to: Wimpy
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> f
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> s
No way! You're fighting for your life!
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> s
No way! You're fighting for your life!
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> 7
A Queen's Guard of Andor slashes you hard.
A wealthy man barely hits you.
Basel Gill barely slashes you.
A Queen's Guard of Andor slashes you hard.
A Caemlyn cityguard slashes you.
A devoted guard tickles you as he slashes you.
You tickle *Clark* as you slash him.
Mood changed to: Wimpy
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> f
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> s
No way! You're fighting for your life!
Kombat narrates, 'vahuk U know the way to here/'
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> f
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> s
No way! You're fighting for your life!
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> f
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> s
Norya narrates, 'nod'
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
*Clark* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
Arminius narrates, 'va come on'
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
Vahuk narrates, 'nope'
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
A Queen's Guard of Andor slashes you hard.
A wealthy man hits you.
Basel Gill slashes you.
A Queen's Guard of Andor slashes you very hard.
A Caemlyn cityguard slashes you hard.
A devoted guard slashes you.
*Clark* crushes you extremely hard.
HP:Wounded MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
*Sophia* has arrived from the south.
HP:Wounded MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
a big female dog sits down waiting to be pet.
A Queen's Guard of Andor slashes you very hard.
A wealthy man hits you.
Basel Gill slashes you.
A Queen's Guard of Andor slashes you very hard.
A Caemlyn cityguard slashes you.
A devoted guard slashes you.
*Clark* crushes you very hard.
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
Kombat narrates, 'whered I lose u?'
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> nar rofl on clark rent caem
*Sophia* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
*Sophia* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> *Sophia* leaves south.
You are in pretty bad shape, unable to flee!
Maybe you should get on your feet first?
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> nar sph
You narrate, 'rofl on clark rent caem'
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> You narrate, 'sph'
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> s
Maybe you should get on your feet first?
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> st
You stand up.
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
A Queen's Guard of Andor slashes you.
A wealthy man barely hits you.
Basel Gill slashes you.
A Queen's Guard of Andor slashes you.
A Caemlyn cityguard slashes you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A devoted guard tickles you as he slashes you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You tickle *Clark* as you slash him.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> 7
Mood changed to: Wimpy
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> f
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> s
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
Norya narrates, 'come to tv patty'
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> f
*Clark* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> s
A Queen's Guard of Andor slashes you very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A wealthy man hits you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Basel Gill slashes you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A Queen's Guard of Andor slashes you hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A Caemlyn cityguard slashes you hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A devoted guard slashes you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
*Clark* crushes you extremely hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Critical MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
Vahuk narrates, 'n streete'
HP:Critical MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
A Queen's Guard of Andor slashes you hard.
You are incapacitated an will slowly die, if not aided.
A wealthy man hits you with such force that your neck snaps in two!
A wealthy man hits you into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are dead! Sorry...
Crossway of Shadows
[ Exits: n d ]
A large stone fountain is here.
The Guardian of Life stands here, ever vigilant.
You feel completely drained of all of your strength..
HP:Critical MV:Burning > nar rOFL IM RIP!
Nah... You feel too relaxed to do that..
HP:Critical MV:Burning > Nah... You feel too relaxed to do that..
HP:Critical MV:Burning > You narrate, 'rOFL IM RIP!'
HP:Critical MV:Burning > nar haha bitch you cant rip for 10 more min
You narrate, 'haha bitch you cant rip for 10 more min'
rip meant to be "rent"
The Entrance to the Queens Blessing
[ Exits: n e s ]
A water skin lies here.
A Queen's Guard of Andor is standing here, patrolling the area.
A Queen's Guard of Andor is standing here, patrolling the area.
A well trained Caemlyn Guard stands here, protecting the Queens word.
A cute little bunny rabbit hops about here.
A traveler is walking along here.
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
You flee head over heels.
HP:Hurt MV:Good > w
Alas, you cannot go that way...
HP:Hurt MV:Good > w
Alas, you cannot go that way...
HP:Hurt MV:Good > Alas, you cannot go that way...
HP:Hurt MV:Good > n
Reception Room of the Queens Blessing
[ Exits: s ]
A thin leather hood is here on the ground. [3]
Some thin metal armguards lie here reflecting light.
A pair of thin metal boots sits here.
A earthen cloak with a hood blends into the background here. [3]
A tunic full of patches is setting here. [3]
A golden bracelet was carelessly left behind here. [4]
A pair of studded gloves lie in the dirt. [3]
A ring with a strange signet is here on the ground. [4]
A stout staff lies here, made from ash. [3]
Leggings of chainmail sit here. [3]
A pair of half-metal gauntlets sit here gathering dust.
A pair of leather boots are here. [2]
A sash of fine silk is coiled here.
A pair of studded leather sleeves have been abandoned here. [2]
A pitch coated torch rests here, waiting to be lit. [3]
A water skin lies here.
*Clark* is standing here.
A Queen's Guard of Andor is standing here, patrolling the area.
A devoted guard is here, defending Caemlyn.
A well trained Caemlyn Guard stands here, protecting the Queens word.
A big female dark runs around here, barking.
Master Gill the Innkeeper is here looking tired.
A wealthy man walks along the streets.
HP:Hurt MV:Good > s
Arminius narrates, 'if we take it we own it?>'
HP:Hurt MV:Good > The Entrance to the Queens Blessing
[ Exits: n e s ]
A water skin lies here.
A Queen's Guard of Andor is standing here, patrolling the area.
A Queen's Guard of Andor is standing here, patrolling the area.
A well trained Caemlyn Guard stands here, protecting the Queens word.
A cute little bunny rabbit hops about here.
A traveler is walking along here.
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
HP:Hurt MV:Good > s
Middle Road
[ Exits: n e w ]
A Queen's Guard of Andor is standing here, patrolling the area.
A small deer is here watching over herself.
A devoted guard is here, defending Caemlyn.
A devoted guard is here, defending Caemlyn.
A well trained Caemlyn Guard stands here, protecting the Queens word.
A Queen's Guard of Andor is standing here, patrolling the area.
A well trained Caemlyn Guard stands here, protecting the Queens word.
HP:Hurt MV:Good > n
The Entrance to the Queens Blessing
[ Exits: n e s ]
A water skin lies here.
A Queen's Guard of Andor is standing here, patrolling the area.
A Queen's Guard of Andor is standing here, patrolling the area.
A well trained Caemlyn Guard stands here, protecting the Queens word.
A cute little bunny rabbit hops about here.
A traveler is walking along here.
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
HP:Hurt MV:Good > n
Reception Room of the Queens Blessing
[ Exits: s ]
A thin leather hood is here on the ground. [3]
Some thin metal armguards lie here reflecting light.
A pair of thin metal boots sits here.
A earthen cloak with a hood blends into the background here. [3]
A tunic full of patches is setting here. [3]
A golden bracelet was carelessly left behind here. [4]
A pair of studded gloves lie in the dirt. [3]
A ring with a strange signet is here on the ground. [4]
A stout staff lies here, made from ash. [3]
Leggings of chainmail sit here. [3]
A pair of half-metal gauntlets sit here gathering dust.
A pair of leather boots are here. [2]
A sash of fine silk is coiled here.
A pair of studded leather sleeves have been abandoned here. [2]
A pitch coated torch rests here, waiting to be lit. [3]
A water skin lies here.
*Clark* is standing here.
A Queen's Guard of Andor is standing here, patrolling the area.
A devoted guard is here, defending Caemlyn.
A well trained Caemlyn Guard stands here, protecting the Queens word.
A big female dark runs around here, barking.
Master Gill the Innkeeper is here looking tired.
A wealthy man walks along the streets.
HP:Hurt MV:Good > x
You tickle *Clark* as you slash him.
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> v
Kombat narrates, 'kk we be right down'
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> a big female dog chases its tail.
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
* = nar rofl
Cancelled.
You narrate, 'rofl'
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
*Clark* sighs loudly.
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> 7
Basel Gill assists a devoted guard.
Mood changed to: Wimpy
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> f
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> s
No way! You're fighting for your life!
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> s
No way! You're fighting for your life!
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> 7
A Queen's Guard of Andor slashes you hard.
A wealthy man barely hits you.
Basel Gill barely slashes you.
A Queen's Guard of Andor slashes you hard.
A Caemlyn cityguard slashes you.
A devoted guard tickles you as he slashes you.
You tickle *Clark* as you slash him.
Mood changed to: Wimpy
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> f
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> s
No way! You're fighting for your life!
Kombat narrates, 'vahuk U know the way to here/'
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> f
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> s
No way! You're fighting for your life!
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> f
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> s
Norya narrates, 'nod'
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
*Clark* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
Arminius narrates, 'va come on'
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
Vahuk narrates, 'nope'
HP:Hurt MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
A Queen's Guard of Andor slashes you hard.
A wealthy man hits you.
Basel Gill slashes you.
A Queen's Guard of Andor slashes you very hard.
A Caemlyn cityguard slashes you hard.
A devoted guard slashes you.
*Clark* crushes you extremely hard.
HP:Wounded MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
*Sophia* has arrived from the south.
HP:Wounded MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
a big female dog sits down waiting to be pet.
A Queen's Guard of Andor slashes you very hard.
A wealthy man hits you.
Basel Gill slashes you.
A Queen's Guard of Andor slashes you very hard.
A Caemlyn cityguard slashes you.
A devoted guard slashes you.
*Clark* crushes you very hard.
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
Kombat narrates, 'whered I lose u?'
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> nar rofl on clark rent caem
*Sophia* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
*Sophia* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> *Sophia* leaves south.
You are in pretty bad shape, unable to flee!
Maybe you should get on your feet first?
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> nar sph
You narrate, 'rofl on clark rent caem'
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> You narrate, 'sph'
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> s
Maybe you should get on your feet first?
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> st
You stand up.
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
A Queen's Guard of Andor slashes you.
A wealthy man barely hits you.
Basel Gill slashes you.
A Queen's Guard of Andor slashes you.
A Caemlyn cityguard slashes you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A devoted guard tickles you as he slashes you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You tickle *Clark* as you slash him.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> 7
Mood changed to: Wimpy
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> f
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> s
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
Norya narrates, 'come to tv patty'
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> f
*Clark* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Scratched> s
A Queen's Guard of Andor slashes you very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A wealthy man hits you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Basel Gill slashes you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A Queen's Guard of Andor slashes you hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A Caemlyn cityguard slashes you hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A devoted guard slashes you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
*Clark* crushes you extremely hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Critical MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
Vahuk narrates, 'n streete'
HP:Critical MV:Good - Clark: Scratched>
A Queen's Guard of Andor slashes you hard.
You are incapacitated an will slowly die, if not aided.
A wealthy man hits you with such force that your neck snaps in two!
A wealthy man hits you into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are dead! Sorry...
Crossway of Shadows
[ Exits: n d ]
A large stone fountain is here.
The Guardian of Life stands here, ever vigilant.
You feel completely drained of all of your strength..
HP:Critical MV:Burning > nar rOFL IM RIP!
Nah... You feel too relaxed to do that..
HP:Critical MV:Burning > Nah... You feel too relaxed to do that..
HP:Critical MV:Burning > You narrate, 'rOFL IM RIP!
'HP:Critical MV:Burning > nar haha bitch you cant rip for 10 more min
You narrate, 'haha bitch you cant rip for 10 more min'
rip meant to be "rent"