Some more Clark Humor
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:36 pm
Year old log, or somewhere around there.
HP:Battered MV:Good >
Maw narrates, 'he crit'
HP:Battered MV:Good > t
HP:Battered MV:Good > -
*
You see fresh tracks of Borgg leaving east.
You see fresh tracks of Maw leaving east.
You see fresh tracks of Clark leaving east.
You see almost fresh tracks of Nyoga leaving west.
HP:Battered MV:Good > nar he in fd
You narrate, 'he in fd'
HP:Battered MV:Good > q
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Borgg - Outside the Gate
HP:Battered MV:Good > save
Saving Borgg.
HP:Battered MV:Good > 8
Dobry narrates, 'where'
Mood changed to: Brave
HP:Battered MV:Good > q
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Borgg - Outside the Gate
HP:Battered MV:Good > e
e
Fal Dara's Western Gate
[ Exits: e w ]
The corpse of Taikor is lying here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A tall white stallion is standing here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
HP:Battered MV:Good > Approaching the Western Gate
[ Exits: e s w ]
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
HP:Battered MV:Good > q
Dobry narrates, 'where at'
HP:Battered MV:Good > Players in your Zone ---->dha'vol smell bonus
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a horse - Nearby
Maw - Western Streets of Fal Dara
Borgg - Approaching the Western Gate
HP:Battered MV:Good > e
Maw has arrived from the east.
HP:Battered MV:Good > s
Western Streets of Fal Dara
[ Exits: n e w ]
*Kipee* is standing here.
*Clark* is sitting here, riding a white stallion.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
HP:Battered MV:Good >
*Clark* clambers to his feet.
HP:Battered MV:Good > A shienaran soldier has arrived from the north.
No way! You're fighting for your life! ----------->feckin mob aggro for once..
HP:Battered MV:Good - an elite soldier: Healthy> f
HP:Battered MV:Good - an elite soldier: Healthy>
A shienaran soldier tries to slash you, but you parry the attack.
A shienaran soldier slashes you.
A shienaran soldier tries to slash you, but you dodge the attack.
A shienaran soldier barely slashes you.
An elite soldier tickles you as he slashes you.
You stab an elite soldier hard.
An elite soldier barely slashes you.
Approaching the Western Gate
[ Exits: e s w ]
Maw is here, fighting a shienaran soldier!.
An elite soldier is here, fighting Maw!.
An elite soldier is here, fighting Maw!.
A shienaran soldier is here, fighting Maw!.
You flee head over heels.
HP:Battered MV:Good >
Maw leaves west.
Maw has arrived from the west.
HP:Battered MV:Good >
Maw leaves east.
HP:Battered MV:Good > alias z k clark -------------->didn't even remember using z as a k xxx alias, but ok!
Alias added.
HP:Battered MV:Good > e
Western Streets of Fal Dara
[ Exits: n e w ]
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
*Kipee* is standing here.
*Clark* is standing here, riding a white stallion.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
HP:Battered MV:Good > z
v
You stab *Clark*.
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Critical> HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Critical>
*
*Kipee* tries to pierce you, but you parry the attack.
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Critical> = =
*Clark* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash! ------>stupid spam basher clark!
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Critical> +
*Kipee* pierces you.
*Clark* slashes you.
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Critical> +
*Clark* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Critical> -
An elite soldier has arrived from the west.
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Critical>
Maw has arrived from the east.
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Critical>
Maw leaves west.
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Critical> -
*Clark* leaves west, riding a white stallion..
HP:Battered MV:Good > st
*
Maybe you should get on your feet first?
HP:Battered MV:Good > f
8
z
A shienaran soldier slashes you.
A shienaran soldier barely slashes you.
A shienaran soldier tries to slash you, but you dodge the attack.
A shienaran soldier barely slashes you.
A shienaran soldier barely slashes you.
An elite soldier barely slashes you.
An elite soldier barely slashes you.
*Kipee* tickles you as she pierces you.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - a shienaran soldier: Healthy>
Maw narrates, 'holy FUCK'
HP:Beaten MV:Good - a shienaran soldier: Healthy>
*Clark* has arrived from the west, riding a white stallion.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - a shienaran soldier: Healthy>
Dobry narrates, 'where in fd'
HP:Beaten MV:Good - a shienaran soldier: Healthy> f
Dobry narrates, 'what'
HP:Beaten MV:Good - a shienaran soldier: Healthy> Do you not consider fighting as standing?
HP:Beaten MV:Good - a shienaran soldier: Healthy> HP:Beaten MV:Good - a shienaran soldier: Healthy>
Maw narrates, 'he crit'
HP:Beaten MV:Good - a shienaran soldier: Healthy>
Maw narrates, 'he crit'
HP:Beaten MV:Good - a shienaran soldier: Healthy>
An elite soldier tickles you as he slashes you.
A shienaran soldier tries to slash you, but you parry the attack.
A shienaran soldier barely slashes you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A shienaran soldier tries to slash you, but you dodge the attack.
A shienaran soldier slashes you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A shienaran soldier barely slashes you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
An elite soldier tickles you as he slashes you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
An elite soldier barely slashes you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
*Kipee* barely pierces you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - a shienaran soldier: Healthy> Approaching the Western Gate
[ Exits: e s w ]
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
You flee head over heels.
Mood changed to: Brave
HP:Beaten MV:Good > They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > PANIC! You couldn't escape!
HP:Beaten MV:Good > nar rofl on
You narrate, 'rofl on'
HP:Beaten MV:Good > w
Maw narrates, 'west gate'
HP:Beaten MV:Good > w
Fal Dara's Western Gate
[ Exits: e w ]
The corpse of Taikor is lying here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A tall white stallion is standing here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > Outside the Gate
[ Exits: e w ]
A pair of heavy metal boots are here.
A pair of heavy steel greaves sits here.
A heavy shield trimmed from a piece of steel is here.
A small scimitar is here, on the ground.
A set of heavy steel gauntlets lie to the side.
A heavy looking pair of vambraces sit in the dirt.
A heavy looking breastplate rests to the side.
A heavy metal helm is setting on the ground
HP:Beaten MV:Good > save
Saving Borgg.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Maw narrates, 'FUCKING BLINDNESS'
HP:Beaten MV:Good > nar lag like bitch
q
You narrate, 'lag like bitch'
HP:Beaten MV:Good > save
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Nyoga - A Twisting Path
Borgg - Outside the Gate
HP:Beaten MV:Good > 8
Saving Borgg.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > Mood changed to: Brave
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Dobry has arrived from the east.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > stat
You are a 22 year old trolloc.
Your mood is currently: Brave
Height 172 cm, Weight 161 pounds, Weight carried 0 lbs, Worn: 74 lbs.
Offensive Bonus: 181 Dodge Bonus: 100, Parry Bonus: 119
Your abilities are: Str: 19, Int: 12, Wis: 12, Dex: 17, Con: 19
Your armor absorbs 55% damage on average.
You are affected by:
SNEAK
NO QUIT
NOTICE
HP:Beaten MV:Good > save
Dobry leaves west.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > x
Saving Borgg.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > z
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > z
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > save
Nyoga has arrived from the west.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > ce
Saving Borgg.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A tall white stallion is standing here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > 8
Mood changed to: Brave
HP:Beaten MV:Good > l
Outside the Gate
Cleared of all tress and shurbs, nothing but short grass is allowed to grow so
close to the gates of Fal Dara.
[ Exits: e w ]
A pair of heavy metal boots are here.
A pair of heavy steel greaves sits here.
A heavy shield trimmed from a piece of steel is here.
A small scimitar is here, on the ground.
A set of heavy steel gauntlets lie to the side.
A heavy looking pair of vambraces sit in the dirt.
A heavy looking breastplate rests to the side.
A heavy metal helm is setting on the ground
Nyoga the Bloodluster is standing here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > beck
You beckon everyone to follow you.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > save
Dobry has arrived from the west.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Dobry leaves east.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > 8
Dobry has arrived from the east.
Saving Borgg.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Dobry leaves west.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > x
Mood changed to: Brave
HP:Beaten MV:Good > x
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > x
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > l
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Dobry narrates, 'Fuck me lag'
HP:Beaten MV:Good > save
Outside the Gate
Cleared of all tress and shurbs, nothing but short grass is allowed to grow so
close to the gates of Fal Dara.
[ Exits: e w ]
A pair of heavy metal boots are here.
A pair of heavy steel greaves sits here.
A heavy shield trimmed from a piece of steel is here.
A small scimitar is here, on the ground.
A set of heavy steel gauntlets lie to the side.
A heavy looking pair of vambraces sit in the dirt.
A heavy looking breastplate rests to the side.
A heavy metal helm is setting on the ground
Nyoga the Bloodluster is standing here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > x
Saving Borgg.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > x
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > say i beat
You say 'i beat'
HP:Beaten MV:Good > q
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Dobry - Intersection Between the Roads
Nyoga - Outside the Gate
Borgg - Outside the Gate
HP:Beaten MV:Good > #TICK-10
save
Saving Borgg.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > 8
Mood changed to: Brave
HP:Beaten MV:Good > ce
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A tall white stallion is standing here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Nyoga nods agreeingly.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > e
e
Fal Dara's Western Gate
[ Exits: e w ]
The corpse of Taikor is lying here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A tall white stallion is standing here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Maw narrates, 'someone come hideout and spam for me?'
HP:Beaten MV:Good > z
Approaching the Western Gate
[ Exits: e s w ]
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > v
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > Bash who?
HP:Beaten MV:Good > e
z
Western Streets of Fal Dara
[ Exits: n e w ]
*Kipee* is standing here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
*Clark* is standing here, riding a white stallion.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > v
You stab *Clark*.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Critical> *Clark* tries to slash you, but you parry the attack.
You barely stab *Clark*.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Critical>
*Kipee* shakes her head.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Critical>
*
*Kipee* tries to pierce you, but you parry the attack.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Critical> =
An elite soldier has arrived from the east.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Critical>
Maw narrates, 'I HAD clark'
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Critical> =
*Clark* says 'OOio f\^t<'
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Critical> +
*Clark* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Critical>
*Clark* leaves west, riding a white stallion.. ------->why didn't you spam bash!
HP:Beaten MV:Good > + - w
Cancelled.
Approaching the Western Gate
[ Exits: e s w ]
*Clark* is standing here, riding a white stallion.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > z
You stab *Clark*.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Critical> v
Dobry has arrived from the west.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Critical> *Clark* barely slashes you.
*Clark* slashes you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You stab *Clark*.
Dobry slashes *Clark*.
Bash who?
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
*Clark* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Beaten MV:Good > z
*Clark* leaves east, riding a white stallion..
HP:Beaten MV:Good > z
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > z
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Dobry leaves east.
*Kipee* has arrived from the east.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > z
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > e
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > z
Western Streets of Fal Dara
[ Exits: n e w ]
Dobry macht Leichen und vergiesst Blut {Doobie} needs 45.33 scalps to master! is here, fighting *Clark*!.
*Clark* is lying here, stunned, riding a white stallion.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > You stab forth towards *Clark*, hitting him in the abdomen causing a messy but mortal wound!
You stab *Clark* into bloody fragments!
You receive some experience points.
The Wheel weaves around you more tightly.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Clark*'s death cry.
*Clark* is dead! R.I.P.
In the end, this log is pointless, but on mirc I was bored so had to look through some old logs and annoy clarkypoo!
HP:Battered MV:Good >
Maw narrates, 'he crit'
HP:Battered MV:Good > t
HP:Battered MV:Good > -
*
You see fresh tracks of Borgg leaving east.
You see fresh tracks of Maw leaving east.
You see fresh tracks of Clark leaving east.
You see almost fresh tracks of Nyoga leaving west.
HP:Battered MV:Good > nar he in fd
You narrate, 'he in fd'
HP:Battered MV:Good > q
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Borgg - Outside the Gate
HP:Battered MV:Good > save
Saving Borgg.
HP:Battered MV:Good > 8
Dobry narrates, 'where'
Mood changed to: Brave
HP:Battered MV:Good > q
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Borgg - Outside the Gate
HP:Battered MV:Good > e
e
Fal Dara's Western Gate
[ Exits: e w ]
The corpse of Taikor is lying here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A tall white stallion is standing here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
HP:Battered MV:Good > Approaching the Western Gate
[ Exits: e s w ]
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
HP:Battered MV:Good > q
Dobry narrates, 'where at'
HP:Battered MV:Good > Players in your Zone ---->dha'vol smell bonus
--------------------
a horse - Nearby
Maw - Western Streets of Fal Dara
Borgg - Approaching the Western Gate
HP:Battered MV:Good > e
Maw has arrived from the east.
HP:Battered MV:Good > s
Western Streets of Fal Dara
[ Exits: n e w ]
*Kipee* is standing here.
*Clark* is sitting here, riding a white stallion.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
HP:Battered MV:Good >
*Clark* clambers to his feet.
HP:Battered MV:Good > A shienaran soldier has arrived from the north.
No way! You're fighting for your life! ----------->feckin mob aggro for once..
HP:Battered MV:Good - an elite soldier: Healthy> f
HP:Battered MV:Good - an elite soldier: Healthy>
A shienaran soldier tries to slash you, but you parry the attack.
A shienaran soldier slashes you.
A shienaran soldier tries to slash you, but you dodge the attack.
A shienaran soldier barely slashes you.
An elite soldier tickles you as he slashes you.
You stab an elite soldier hard.
An elite soldier barely slashes you.
Approaching the Western Gate
[ Exits: e s w ]
Maw is here, fighting a shienaran soldier!.
An elite soldier is here, fighting Maw!.
An elite soldier is here, fighting Maw!.
A shienaran soldier is here, fighting Maw!.
You flee head over heels.
HP:Battered MV:Good >
Maw leaves west.
Maw has arrived from the west.
HP:Battered MV:Good >
Maw leaves east.
HP:Battered MV:Good > alias z k clark -------------->didn't even remember using z as a k xxx alias, but ok!
Alias added.
HP:Battered MV:Good > e
Western Streets of Fal Dara
[ Exits: n e w ]
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
*Kipee* is standing here.
*Clark* is standing here, riding a white stallion.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
HP:Battered MV:Good > z
v
You stab *Clark*.
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Critical> HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Critical>
*
*Kipee* tries to pierce you, but you parry the attack.
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Critical> = =
*Clark* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash! ------>stupid spam basher clark!
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Critical> +
*Kipee* pierces you.
*Clark* slashes you.
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Critical> +
*Clark* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Critical> -
An elite soldier has arrived from the west.
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Critical>
Maw has arrived from the east.
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Critical>
Maw leaves west.
HP:Battered MV:Good - Clark: Critical> -
*Clark* leaves west, riding a white stallion..
HP:Battered MV:Good > st
*
Maybe you should get on your feet first?
HP:Battered MV:Good > f
8
z
A shienaran soldier slashes you.
A shienaran soldier barely slashes you.
A shienaran soldier tries to slash you, but you dodge the attack.
A shienaran soldier barely slashes you.
A shienaran soldier barely slashes you.
An elite soldier barely slashes you.
An elite soldier barely slashes you.
*Kipee* tickles you as she pierces you.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - a shienaran soldier: Healthy>
Maw narrates, 'holy FUCK'
HP:Beaten MV:Good - a shienaran soldier: Healthy>
*Clark* has arrived from the west, riding a white stallion.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - a shienaran soldier: Healthy>
Dobry narrates, 'where in fd'
HP:Beaten MV:Good - a shienaran soldier: Healthy> f
Dobry narrates, 'what'
HP:Beaten MV:Good - a shienaran soldier: Healthy> Do you not consider fighting as standing?
HP:Beaten MV:Good - a shienaran soldier: Healthy> HP:Beaten MV:Good - a shienaran soldier: Healthy>
Maw narrates, 'he crit'
HP:Beaten MV:Good - a shienaran soldier: Healthy>
Maw narrates, 'he crit'
HP:Beaten MV:Good - a shienaran soldier: Healthy>
An elite soldier tickles you as he slashes you.
A shienaran soldier tries to slash you, but you parry the attack.
A shienaran soldier barely slashes you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A shienaran soldier tries to slash you, but you dodge the attack.
A shienaran soldier slashes you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A shienaran soldier barely slashes you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
An elite soldier tickles you as he slashes you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
An elite soldier barely slashes you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
*Kipee* barely pierces you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - a shienaran soldier: Healthy> Approaching the Western Gate
[ Exits: e s w ]
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
You flee head over heels.
Mood changed to: Brave
HP:Beaten MV:Good > They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > PANIC! You couldn't escape!
HP:Beaten MV:Good > nar rofl on
You narrate, 'rofl on'
HP:Beaten MV:Good > w
Maw narrates, 'west gate'
HP:Beaten MV:Good > w
Fal Dara's Western Gate
[ Exits: e w ]
The corpse of Taikor is lying here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A tall white stallion is standing here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > Outside the Gate
[ Exits: e w ]
A pair of heavy metal boots are here.
A pair of heavy steel greaves sits here.
A heavy shield trimmed from a piece of steel is here.
A small scimitar is here, on the ground.
A set of heavy steel gauntlets lie to the side.
A heavy looking pair of vambraces sit in the dirt.
A heavy looking breastplate rests to the side.
A heavy metal helm is setting on the ground
HP:Beaten MV:Good > save
Saving Borgg.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Maw narrates, 'FUCKING BLINDNESS'
HP:Beaten MV:Good > nar lag like bitch
q
You narrate, 'lag like bitch'
HP:Beaten MV:Good > save
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Nyoga - A Twisting Path
Borgg - Outside the Gate
HP:Beaten MV:Good > 8
Saving Borgg.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > Mood changed to: Brave
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Dobry has arrived from the east.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > stat
You are a 22 year old trolloc.
Your mood is currently: Brave
Height 172 cm, Weight 161 pounds, Weight carried 0 lbs, Worn: 74 lbs.
Offensive Bonus: 181 Dodge Bonus: 100, Parry Bonus: 119
Your abilities are: Str: 19, Int: 12, Wis: 12, Dex: 17, Con: 19
Your armor absorbs 55% damage on average.
You are affected by:
SNEAK
NO QUIT
NOTICE
HP:Beaten MV:Good > save
Dobry leaves west.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > x
Saving Borgg.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > z
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > z
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > save
Nyoga has arrived from the west.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > ce
Saving Borgg.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A tall white stallion is standing here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > 8
Mood changed to: Brave
HP:Beaten MV:Good > l
Outside the Gate
Cleared of all tress and shurbs, nothing but short grass is allowed to grow so
close to the gates of Fal Dara.
[ Exits: e w ]
A pair of heavy metal boots are here.
A pair of heavy steel greaves sits here.
A heavy shield trimmed from a piece of steel is here.
A small scimitar is here, on the ground.
A set of heavy steel gauntlets lie to the side.
A heavy looking pair of vambraces sit in the dirt.
A heavy looking breastplate rests to the side.
A heavy metal helm is setting on the ground
Nyoga the Bloodluster is standing here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > beck
You beckon everyone to follow you.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > save
Dobry has arrived from the west.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Dobry leaves east.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > 8
Dobry has arrived from the east.
Saving Borgg.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Dobry leaves west.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > x
Mood changed to: Brave
HP:Beaten MV:Good > x
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > x
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > l
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Dobry narrates, 'Fuck me lag'
HP:Beaten MV:Good > save
Outside the Gate
Cleared of all tress and shurbs, nothing but short grass is allowed to grow so
close to the gates of Fal Dara.
[ Exits: e w ]
A pair of heavy metal boots are here.
A pair of heavy steel greaves sits here.
A heavy shield trimmed from a piece of steel is here.
A small scimitar is here, on the ground.
A set of heavy steel gauntlets lie to the side.
A heavy looking pair of vambraces sit in the dirt.
A heavy looking breastplate rests to the side.
A heavy metal helm is setting on the ground
Nyoga the Bloodluster is standing here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > x
Saving Borgg.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > x
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > say i beat
You say 'i beat'
HP:Beaten MV:Good > q
Players in your Zone
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Dobry - Intersection Between the Roads
Nyoga - Outside the Gate
Borgg - Outside the Gate
HP:Beaten MV:Good > #TICK-10
save
Saving Borgg.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > 8
Mood changed to: Brave
HP:Beaten MV:Good > ce
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A tall white stallion is standing here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Nyoga nods agreeingly.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > e
e
Fal Dara's Western Gate
[ Exits: e w ]
The corpse of Taikor is lying here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A tall white stallion is standing here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Maw narrates, 'someone come hideout and spam for me?'
HP:Beaten MV:Good > z
Approaching the Western Gate
[ Exits: e s w ]
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > v
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > Bash who?
HP:Beaten MV:Good > e
z
Western Streets of Fal Dara
[ Exits: n e w ]
*Kipee* is standing here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
*Clark* is standing here, riding a white stallion.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > v
You stab *Clark*.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Critical> *Clark* tries to slash you, but you parry the attack.
You barely stab *Clark*.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Critical>
*Kipee* shakes her head.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Critical>
*
*Kipee* tries to pierce you, but you parry the attack.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Critical> =
An elite soldier has arrived from the east.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Critical>
Maw narrates, 'I HAD clark'
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Critical> =
*Clark* says 'OOio f\^t<'
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Critical> +
*Clark* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Critical>
*Clark* leaves west, riding a white stallion.. ------->why didn't you spam bash!
HP:Beaten MV:Good > + - w
Cancelled.
Approaching the Western Gate
[ Exits: e s w ]
*Clark* is standing here, riding a white stallion.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > z
You stab *Clark*.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Critical> v
Dobry has arrived from the west.
HP:Beaten MV:Good - Clark: Critical> *Clark* barely slashes you.
*Clark* slashes you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You stab *Clark*.
Dobry slashes *Clark*.
Bash who?
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
*Clark* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Beaten MV:Good > z
*Clark* leaves east, riding a white stallion..
HP:Beaten MV:Good > z
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > z
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good >
Dobry leaves east.
*Kipee* has arrived from the east.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > z
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > e
They don't seem to be here.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > z
Western Streets of Fal Dara
[ Exits: n e w ]
Dobry macht Leichen und vergiesst Blut {Doobie} needs 45.33 scalps to master! is here, fighting *Clark*!.
*Clark* is lying here, stunned, riding a white stallion.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is here, waiting for battle.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
A sturdy shienaran soldier is standing here.
An elite Shienaran soldier stands here, protecting Fal Dara.
HP:Beaten MV:Good > You stab forth towards *Clark*, hitting him in the abdomen causing a messy but mortal wound!
You stab *Clark* into bloody fragments!
You receive some experience points.
The Wheel weaves around you more tightly.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Clark*'s death cry.
*Clark* is dead! R.I.P.
In the end, this log is pointless, but on mirc I was bored so had to look through some old logs and annoy clarkypoo!