Do I have a story to tell
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:36 pm
As most of you know I've been meeting women on these personals websites and being the dumb ignorant smuck that I am I decided to go meet one, well after getting a ride up to missouri I see she is nothing what she promised but that was to be expected but what I wasnt prepared for was the 5 kids, turns out she was looking for a sugar daddy.
Well I endured the turmoil for 2 days and finally couldnt take it any longer and decided hitchhiking back was better than waiting 4 more days for my ride to come back through, took me 3 days to get back and along the way I had 2 homosexuals pick me up and try to have their way with me, the big one had to go to the hospital and have my knife removed from his neck (no joke here actually) the next day a really neat woman picked me up, she was just out of the peace corp. She is fixing to go to work in Alaska for Vista (kind of like green peace) and she wants somone to share the driving and go camping with her in colorado montana etc so looks like I might be going to Alaska in a few weeks.
Finally got in tonight, man I am sunburnt and exhausted but I learned several lessons, Hitchhiking sucks these days, women are insane, and every state in the union with the exception of oklahoma sucks
oh yea and when picked up by multiple homosexuals it is better to carry two knives.
Well I endured the turmoil for 2 days and finally couldnt take it any longer and decided hitchhiking back was better than waiting 4 more days for my ride to come back through, took me 3 days to get back and along the way I had 2 homosexuals pick me up and try to have their way with me, the big one had to go to the hospital and have my knife removed from his neck (no joke here actually) the next day a really neat woman picked me up, she was just out of the peace corp. She is fixing to go to work in Alaska for Vista (kind of like green peace) and she wants somone to share the driving and go camping with her in colorado montana etc so looks like I might be going to Alaska in a few weeks.
Finally got in tonight, man I am sunburnt and exhausted but I learned several lessons, Hitchhiking sucks these days, women are insane, and every state in the union with the exception of oklahoma sucks
oh yea and when picked up by multiple homosexuals it is better to carry two knives.
