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Never trust narrates!

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 9:24 pm
by Guest
Okay, so, according to narrates, all the humans are down by Tar Valon! So, I'm absolutely safe trying to get to level 50 at gatekeep!




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A Blighted Field
[ Exits: n s w ]

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
A Rancid Field
[ Exits: n s w ]
A tall, rotting tree is here, leaning to one side.
A tall, rotting tree is here, leaning to one side.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >

Zing narrates, 'im renting'

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
hide
backstab tree

You attempt to hide yourself.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >

*
* = = + + - -
*
A rotting tree makes a strange sound as you place an opalescent crystalline dagger in his back!
A rotting tree grimaces in pain.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - a rotting tree: Battered>
eat meat
eat meat
You eat the meat.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - a rotting tree: Battered>
You eat the meat.
You are full.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - a rotting tree: Battered>
look
A Rancid Field
A field of sickly yellow shoots smells of rancid decay. Steam rises from
boiling puddles of mud interspersed throughout the field. A large mound
raisesup to the west, bleeding red from insect holes. To the north a city
rises out of a decaying forest, while to the south lies the Mountains of Dhoom
surrounded by a deadly blight.
[ Exits: n s w ]
A rotting tree is here, fighting YOU!.
A tall, rotting tree is here, leaning to one side.

Okay, time to go read Slashdot! Noone here, and pk down by Tar Valon!

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - a rotting tree: Battered>

A rotting tree tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack.
You pierce a rotting tree hard.
You pierce a rotting tree very hard.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - a rotting tree: Beaten>

Gristlyn narrates, 'H OWL'

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - a rotting tree: Beaten>

Pallanz narrates, 'come'

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - a rotting tree: Beaten>

A rotting tree tries to hit you, but you parry the attack.
You pierce a rotting tree.
You pierce a rotting tree.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - a rotting tree: Beaten>

A rotting tree tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack.
You pierce a rotting tree hard.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - a rotting tree: Beaten>

A rotting tree tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack.
You barely pierce a rotting tree.
You pierce a rotting tree.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - a rotting tree: Beaten>

A rotting tree tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack.
You pierce a rotting tree.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - a rotting tree: Critical>

Malice narrates, 'she beat'

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - a rotting tree: Critical>

A rotting tree tries to hit you, but you parry the attack.
You pierce a rotting tree hard.
You pierce a rotting tree.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - a rotting tree: Critical>
TICK IN 3 SECONDS.

A rotting tree tries to hit you, but you parry the attack.
You pierce a rotting tree.
You pierce a rotting tree hard.

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - a rotting tree: Critical>

Malice narrates, 'I crit now'

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - a rotting tree: Critical>

A rotting tree tries to hit *Desain*, but she parries the attack.
A rotting tree tries to hit you, but you parry the attack.
You pierce a rotting tree hard.

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - a rotting tree: Critical>

Gristlyn narrates, 'get patty'

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - a rotting tree: Critical>

A rotting tree tries to hit *Desain*, but she parries the attack.
A rotting tree tries to hit you, but you parry the attack.
You pierce a rotting tree hard.
You pierce a rotting tree hard.

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - a rotting tree: Critical>

Gristlyn narrates, 'pall'

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - a rotting tree: Critical>

Malice narrates, 'decided to fight a channie wound vrs beat'

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - a rotting tree: Critical>

A rotting tree tries to hit *Desain*, but she parries the attack.
A rotting tree tries to hit you, but you parry the attack.
You pierce a rotting tree hard.
A rotting tree is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - a rotting tree: Critical>

Malice narrates, 'my bad'

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - a rotting tree: Critical>

*Desain* aims a fireball at you but it blooms few feet before you; you clap your hands at the show.

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - a rotting tree: Critical>

A rotting tree tries to hit *Desain*, but she dodges the attack.
You pierce a rotting tree's heart, you heartbreaker you...
You pierce a rotting tree into bloody fragments!
You receive some experience points.
Your blood freezes as you hear a rotting tree's death cry.
A rotting tree is dead! R.I.P.

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

You are enveloped in flames from a fireball sent by *Desain* -- OUCH!!
That really did HURT!

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Desain: Hurt --- a rotting tree: Healthy
>

*Desain* looks at you.

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Desain: Hurt --- a rotting tree: Healthy
>

You pierce *Desain* hard.
You pierce *Desain* hard.
*Desain* pierces a rotting tree.
A rotting tree tries to hit *Desain*, but she parries the attack.

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Desain: Wounded --- a rotting tree: Scratched
>

You barely pierce *Desain*.
*Desain* pierces a rotting tree hard.
A rotting tree tries to hit *Desain*, but she parries the attack.

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Desain: Wounded --- a rotting tree: Scratched
>

*Desain* channels sharp air scythes which tear your skin apart!

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Desain: Wounded --- a rotting tree: Scratched
>

You pierce *Desain* hard.
*Desain* pierces a rotting tree hard.
A rotting tree tries to hit *Desain*, but she dodges the attack.

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Desain: Wounded --- a rotting tree: Scratched
>

*Desain* panics, and attempts to flee!

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Desain: Wounded --- a rotting tree: Scratched
>

*Desain* panics, and attempts to flee!

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Desain: Wounded --- a rotting tree: Scratched
>

*Desain* leaves north.

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >

Pallanz narrates, 'tobias leicia'

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >

*Desain* has arrived from the north.

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >

Suddenly *Desain* stabs you in the back, R.I.P....
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
The Wheel weaves around you less tightly.
You are dead! Sorry...
Crossway of Shadows
[ Exits: n d ]
A large stone fountain is here.
Zanril Cankil is sleeping here.
A stone is here, waiting for your complaints.
The Guardian of Life stands here, ever vigilant.

You feel completely drained of all of your strength...




*moan* *cry*

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 9:55 pm
by Kison
The Shei of Kinslayer.

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:31 pm
by Zyrak
Not exactly humor, more of an attempt at a whine that you were killed afk.

This is not the place for it.