what did they expect me to do?
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:32 am
thought this was kind of funny 2 bashers vs me and timian 2 sbladesr. they decide to hit gpatty. so i hit them at gpatty. i'm sitting a while before they notice me or make me know they notice me and then this happesn
On a Hill
You have a clear view from all around you on top of this small hill before the
Gap. Jagged rocks lie all around you leaving only one way clear to the south.
This would be an easy place to trap or to be trapped.
[ Exits: s ]
*Shrek* is here, fighting a strong soldier!.
*Fiona* is here, fighting a brutal officer!.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Shrek*!.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Shrek*!.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
A brutal officer is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
Timian narrates, 'I have kick praced?!?!?'
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
*Shrek* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
On a Hill
You have a clear view from all around you on top of this small hill before the
Gap. Jagged rocks lie all around you leaving only one way clear to the south.
This would be an easy place to trap or to be trapped.
[ Exits: s ]
*Shrek* is here, fighting a strong soldier!.
*Fiona* is here, fighting a brutal officer!.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Shrek*!.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Shrek*!.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
A brutal officer is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
*Shrek* leaves south.
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
*Shrek* has arrived from the south.
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
*Shrek* tries to blast you, but you dodge the attack.
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
On a Hill
You have a clear view from all around you on top of this small hill before the
Gap. Jagged rocks lie all around you leaving only one way clear to the south.
This would be an easy place to trap or to be trapped.
[ Exits: s ]
*Shrek* is here, fighting YOU!.
*Fiona* is here, fighting a brutal officer!.
A soldier is on guard here.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
A soldier is on guard here.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
A brutal officer is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
You are a 17 year old human.
Your mood is currently: Wimpy
Height 176 cm, Weight 168 pounds, Weight carried 6 lbs, Worn: 40 lbs.
Offensive Bonus: 149 Dodge Bonus: 125, Parry Bonus: 177
Your abilities are: Str: 18, Int: 15, Wis: 12, Dex: 18, Con: 19
Your armor absorbs 8% damage on average.
You are affected by:
SNEAK
NO QUIT
NOTICE
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
You tickle *Shrek* as you pierce him.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A brutal officer tickles *Fiona* as it slashes her.
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer hard.
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
You snicker softly.
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
You are a 17 year old human.
Your mood is currently: Wimpy
Height 176 cm, Weight 168 pounds, Weight carried 6 lbs, Worn: 40 lbs.
Offensive Bonus: 149 Dodge Bonus: 125, Parry Bonus: 177
Your abilities are: Str: 18, Int: 15, Wis: 12, Dex: 18, Con: 19
Your armor absorbs 8% damage on average.
You are affected by:
SNEAK
NO QUIT
NOTICE
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
*Shrek* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Scratched MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
*Shrek* blasts you into bloody fragments!
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A brutal officer barely slashes *Fiona*.
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer.
HP:Scratched MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
#TICK-10
Timian narrates, 'You some kind of a Dark Friend?'
HP:Scratched MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
*Shrek* blasts you into bloody fragments!
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A brutal officer tickles *Fiona* as it slashes her.
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer hard.
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
You narrate, 'and he bashes me!'
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Shrek*.
You tickle *Shrek* as you pierce him.
You barely pierce *Shrek*.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A brutal officer barely slashes *Fiona*.
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer hard.
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
You dodge a bash from *Shrek* who loses his balance and falls!
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
#TICK!!!
Carwyn narrates, 'a lot of humans do though'
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
A strong soldier barely slashes *Shrek*.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Shrek*.
You pierce *Shrek*.
You pierce *Shrek*.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A brutal officer tickles *Fiona* as it slashes her.
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Shrek: Wounded>
*Shrek* clambers to his feet.
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Shrek: Wounded>
*Fiona* sends a brutal officer sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Shrek: Wounded>
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Shrek*.
You tickle *Shrek* as you pierce him.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer extremely hard.
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Shrek: Wounded>
*Shrek* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Shrek: Wounded>
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
*Shrek* tries to blast you, but you parry the attack.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer into bloody fragments!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Shrek: Wounded>
#TICK+10
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
*Shrek* blasts you into bloody fragments!
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
A brutal officer tickles *Fiona* as it slashes her.
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Shrek: Wounded>
You are a 17 year old human.
Your mood is currently: Wimpy
Height 176 cm, Weight 168 pounds, Weight carried 6 lbs, Worn: 40 lbs.
Offensive Bonus: 149 Dodge Bonus: 125, Parry Bonus: 177
Your abilities are: Str: 18, Int: 15, Wis: 12, Dex: 18, Con: 19
Your armor absorbs 8% damage on average.
You are affected by:
SNEAK
NO QUIT
NOTICE
*Shrek* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Shrek: Wounded>
*Shrek* leaves south.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
*Shrek* has arrived from the south.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
You narrate, 'come gp'
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
*Shrek* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
You tickle *Shrek* as you pierce him.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Shrek: Wounded --- a strong soldier: Hurt
>
You barely pierce *Shrek*.
You barely pierce *Shrek*.
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A brutal officer tickles *Fiona* as it slashes her.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Shrek: Battered --- a strong soldier: Hurt
>
*Shrek* leaves south.
You barely pierce *Fiona*.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Battered --- a brutal officer: Battered
>
*Shrek* assists *Fiona*.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Battered --- a brutal officer: Battered
>
You are a 17 year old human.
Your mood is currently: Wimpy
Height 176 cm, Weight 168 pounds, Weight carried 6 lbs, Worn: 40 lbs.
Offensive Bonus: 149 Dodge Bonus: 125, Parry Bonus: 177
Your abilities are: Str: 18, Int: 15, Wis: 12, Dex: 18, Con: 19
Your armor absorbs 8% damage on average.
You are affected by:
SNEAK
NO QUIT
NOTICE
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Battered --- a brutal officer: Battered
>
On a Hill
You have a clear view from all around you on top of this small hill before the
Gap. Jagged rocks lie all around you leaving only one way clear to the south.
This would be an easy place to trap or to be trapped.
[ Exits: s ]
*Shrek* is here, fighting a brutal officer!.
*Fiona* is here, fighting a brutal officer!.
A soldier is on guard here.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
A soldier is on guard here.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
A brutal officer is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Battered --- a brutal officer: Battered
>
You are a 17 year old human.
Your mood is currently: Wimpy
Height 176 cm, Weight 168 pounds, Weight carried 6 lbs, Worn: 40 lbs.
Offensive Bonus: 149 Dodge Bonus: 125, Parry Bonus: 177
Your abilities are: Str: 18, Int: 15, Wis: 12, Dex: 18, Con: 19
Your armor absorbs 8% damage on average.
You are affected by:
SNEAK
NO QUIT
NOTICE
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Battered --- a brutal officer: Battered
>
*Fiona* sends a brutal officer sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Battered --- a brutal officer: Battered
>
*Shrek* blasts a brutal officer into bloody fragments!
You barely pierce *Fiona*.
You barely pierce *Fiona*.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer very hard.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
Timian narrates, 'So? Alot of people smoke crack, should you do that?'
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
On a Hill
You have a clear view from all around you on top of this small hill before the
Gap. Jagged rocks lie all around you leaving only one way clear to the south.
This would be an easy place to trap or to be trapped.
[ Exits: s ]
*Shrek* is here, fighting a brutal officer!.
*Fiona* is here, fighting a brutal officer!.
A soldier is on guard here.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
A soldier is on guard here.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
A brutal officer is sitting here.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You are a 17 year old human.
Your mood is currently: Wimpy
Height 176 cm, Weight 168 pounds, Weight carried 6 lbs, Worn: 40 lbs.
Offensive Bonus: 149 Dodge Bonus: 125, Parry Bonus: 177
Your abilities are: Str: 18, Int: 15, Wis: 12, Dex: 18, Con: 19
Your armor absorbs 8% damage on average.
You are affected by:
SNEAK
NO QUIT
NOTICE
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
*Shrek* blasts a brutal officer into bloody fragments!
You tickle *Fiona* as you pierce her.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer extremely hard.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Shrek*.
*Shrek* blasts a brutal officer extremely hard.
You tickle *Fiona* as you pierce her.
You barely pierce *Fiona*.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A brutal officer tickles *Fiona* as it slashes her.
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer hard.
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
Timian narrates, 'k gotta get a horse brt'
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
*Shrek* blasts a brutal officer extremely hard.
You barely pierce *Fiona*.
You tickle *Fiona* as you pierce her.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
A brutal officer barely slashes *Fiona*.
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer hard.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
A strong soldier barely slashes *Shrek*.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Shrek*.
*Shrek* blasts a brutal officer very hard.
A brutal officer is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
You barely pierce *Fiona*.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
With a horrible thrashing, a brutal officer falls lifeless under *Fiona*'s blows!
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer into bloody fragments!
Your blood freezes as you hear a brutal officer's death cry.
A brutal officer is dead! R.I.P.
You get a big pile of gold coins from the corpse of a brutal officer.
There were 1200 coins.
You get a pair of thin metal boots from the corpse of a brutal officer.
You get a pair of thick metal leggings from the corpse of a brutal officer.
You get a scimitar from the corpse of a brutal officer.
You get a pair of thick iron gauntlets from the corpse of a brutal officer.
You get a pair of chainmail sleeves from the corpse of a brutal officer.
You get a light leather vest from the corpse of a brutal officer.
You get a full helm from the corpse of a brutal officer.
You get a symbol of Tarwin's Gap from the corpse of a brutal officer.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical>
The symbol glows and suddenly vanishes.
A brutal officer grabs a symbol of Tarwin's Gap.
Resetting zone for humans
On a Hill
You have a clear view from all around you on top of this small hill before the
Gap. Jagged rocks lie all around you leaving only one way clear to the south.
This would be an easy place to trap or to be trapped.
[ Exits: s ]
*Shrek* is here, fighting a strong soldier!.
*Fiona* is here, fighting a brutal officer!.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Shrek*!.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Shrek*!.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
A brutal officer is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
Timian narrates, 'I have kick praced?!?!?'
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
*Shrek* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
On a Hill
You have a clear view from all around you on top of this small hill before the
Gap. Jagged rocks lie all around you leaving only one way clear to the south.
This would be an easy place to trap or to be trapped.
[ Exits: s ]
*Shrek* is here, fighting a strong soldier!.
*Fiona* is here, fighting a brutal officer!.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Shrek*!.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Shrek*!.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
A brutal officer is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
*Shrek* leaves south.
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
*Shrek* has arrived from the south.
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
*Shrek* tries to blast you, but you dodge the attack.
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
On a Hill
You have a clear view from all around you on top of this small hill before the
Gap. Jagged rocks lie all around you leaving only one way clear to the south.
This would be an easy place to trap or to be trapped.
[ Exits: s ]
*Shrek* is here, fighting YOU!.
*Fiona* is here, fighting a brutal officer!.
A soldier is on guard here.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
A soldier is on guard here.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
A brutal officer is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
You are a 17 year old human.
Your mood is currently: Wimpy
Height 176 cm, Weight 168 pounds, Weight carried 6 lbs, Worn: 40 lbs.
Offensive Bonus: 149 Dodge Bonus: 125, Parry Bonus: 177
Your abilities are: Str: 18, Int: 15, Wis: 12, Dex: 18, Con: 19
Your armor absorbs 8% damage on average.
You are affected by:
SNEAK
NO QUIT
NOTICE
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
You tickle *Shrek* as you pierce him.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A brutal officer tickles *Fiona* as it slashes her.
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer hard.
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
You snicker softly.
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
You are a 17 year old human.
Your mood is currently: Wimpy
Height 176 cm, Weight 168 pounds, Weight carried 6 lbs, Worn: 40 lbs.
Offensive Bonus: 149 Dodge Bonus: 125, Parry Bonus: 177
Your abilities are: Str: 18, Int: 15, Wis: 12, Dex: 18, Con: 19
Your armor absorbs 8% damage on average.
You are affected by:
SNEAK
NO QUIT
NOTICE
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
*Shrek* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Scratched MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
*Shrek* blasts you into bloody fragments!
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A brutal officer barely slashes *Fiona*.
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer.
HP:Scratched MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
#TICK-10
Timian narrates, 'You some kind of a Dark Friend?'
HP:Scratched MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
*Shrek* blasts you into bloody fragments!
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A brutal officer tickles *Fiona* as it slashes her.
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer hard.
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
You narrate, 'and he bashes me!'
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Shrek*.
You tickle *Shrek* as you pierce him.
You barely pierce *Shrek*.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A brutal officer barely slashes *Fiona*.
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer hard.
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
You dodge a bash from *Shrek* who loses his balance and falls!
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
#TICK!!!
Carwyn narrates, 'a lot of humans do though'
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Shrek: Wounded>
A strong soldier barely slashes *Shrek*.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Shrek*.
You pierce *Shrek*.
You pierce *Shrek*.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A brutal officer tickles *Fiona* as it slashes her.
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Shrek: Wounded>
*Shrek* clambers to his feet.
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Shrek: Wounded>
*Fiona* sends a brutal officer sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Shrek: Wounded>
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Shrek*.
You tickle *Shrek* as you pierce him.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer extremely hard.
HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Shrek: Wounded>
*Shrek* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Shrek: Wounded>
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
*Shrek* tries to blast you, but you parry the attack.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer into bloody fragments!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Shrek: Wounded>
#TICK+10
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
*Shrek* blasts you into bloody fragments!
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
A brutal officer tickles *Fiona* as it slashes her.
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Shrek: Wounded>
You are a 17 year old human.
Your mood is currently: Wimpy
Height 176 cm, Weight 168 pounds, Weight carried 6 lbs, Worn: 40 lbs.
Offensive Bonus: 149 Dodge Bonus: 125, Parry Bonus: 177
Your abilities are: Str: 18, Int: 15, Wis: 12, Dex: 18, Con: 19
Your armor absorbs 8% damage on average.
You are affected by:
SNEAK
NO QUIT
NOTICE
*Shrek* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Shrek: Wounded>
*Shrek* leaves south.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
*Shrek* has arrived from the south.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
You narrate, 'come gp'
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
*Shrek* panics, and attempts to flee!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
You tickle *Shrek* as you pierce him.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Shrek: Wounded --- a strong soldier: Hurt
>
You barely pierce *Shrek*.
You barely pierce *Shrek*.
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A brutal officer tickles *Fiona* as it slashes her.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Shrek: Battered --- a strong soldier: Hurt
>
*Shrek* leaves south.
You barely pierce *Fiona*.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Battered --- a brutal officer: Battered
>
*Shrek* assists *Fiona*.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Battered --- a brutal officer: Battered
>
You are a 17 year old human.
Your mood is currently: Wimpy
Height 176 cm, Weight 168 pounds, Weight carried 6 lbs, Worn: 40 lbs.
Offensive Bonus: 149 Dodge Bonus: 125, Parry Bonus: 177
Your abilities are: Str: 18, Int: 15, Wis: 12, Dex: 18, Con: 19
Your armor absorbs 8% damage on average.
You are affected by:
SNEAK
NO QUIT
NOTICE
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Battered --- a brutal officer: Battered
>
On a Hill
You have a clear view from all around you on top of this small hill before the
Gap. Jagged rocks lie all around you leaving only one way clear to the south.
This would be an easy place to trap or to be trapped.
[ Exits: s ]
*Shrek* is here, fighting a brutal officer!.
*Fiona* is here, fighting a brutal officer!.
A soldier is on guard here.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
A soldier is on guard here.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
A brutal officer is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Battered --- a brutal officer: Battered
>
You are a 17 year old human.
Your mood is currently: Wimpy
Height 176 cm, Weight 168 pounds, Weight carried 6 lbs, Worn: 40 lbs.
Offensive Bonus: 149 Dodge Bonus: 125, Parry Bonus: 177
Your abilities are: Str: 18, Int: 15, Wis: 12, Dex: 18, Con: 19
Your armor absorbs 8% damage on average.
You are affected by:
SNEAK
NO QUIT
NOTICE
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Battered --- a brutal officer: Battered
>
*Fiona* sends a brutal officer sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Battered --- a brutal officer: Battered
>
*Shrek* blasts a brutal officer into bloody fragments!
You barely pierce *Fiona*.
You barely pierce *Fiona*.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer very hard.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
Timian narrates, 'So? Alot of people smoke crack, should you do that?'
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
On a Hill
You have a clear view from all around you on top of this small hill before the
Gap. Jagged rocks lie all around you leaving only one way clear to the south.
This would be an easy place to trap or to be trapped.
[ Exits: s ]
*Shrek* is here, fighting a brutal officer!.
*Fiona* is here, fighting a brutal officer!.
A soldier is on guard here.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
A soldier is on guard here.
A strong soldier is here, fighting *Fiona*!.
A brutal officer is sitting here.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You are a 17 year old human.
Your mood is currently: Wimpy
Height 176 cm, Weight 168 pounds, Weight carried 6 lbs, Worn: 40 lbs.
Offensive Bonus: 149 Dodge Bonus: 125, Parry Bonus: 177
Your abilities are: Str: 18, Int: 15, Wis: 12, Dex: 18, Con: 19
Your armor absorbs 8% damage on average.
You are affected by:
SNEAK
NO QUIT
NOTICE
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
*Shrek* blasts a brutal officer into bloody fragments!
You tickle *Fiona* as you pierce her.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer extremely hard.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Beaten
>
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Shrek*.
*Shrek* blasts a brutal officer extremely hard.
You tickle *Fiona* as you pierce her.
You barely pierce *Fiona*.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
A brutal officer tickles *Fiona* as it slashes her.
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer hard.
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
Timian narrates, 'k gotta get a horse brt'
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Beaten --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
A strong soldier tickles *Shrek* as he slashes him.
*Shrek* blasts a brutal officer extremely hard.
You barely pierce *Fiona*.
You tickle *Fiona* as you pierce her.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
A brutal officer barely slashes *Fiona*.
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer hard.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
You don't have a corpse.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical --- a brutal officer: Critical
>
A strong soldier barely slashes *Shrek*.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Shrek*.
*Shrek* blasts a brutal officer very hard.
A brutal officer is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
You barely pierce *Fiona*.
A strong soldier barely slashes *Fiona*.
A strong soldier tickles *Fiona* as he slashes her.
With a horrible thrashing, a brutal officer falls lifeless under *Fiona*'s blows!
*Fiona* thrashes a brutal officer into bloody fragments!
Your blood freezes as you hear a brutal officer's death cry.
A brutal officer is dead! R.I.P.
You get a big pile of gold coins from the corpse of a brutal officer.
There were 1200 coins.
You get a pair of thin metal boots from the corpse of a brutal officer.
You get a pair of thick metal leggings from the corpse of a brutal officer.
You get a scimitar from the corpse of a brutal officer.
You get a pair of thick iron gauntlets from the corpse of a brutal officer.
You get a pair of chainmail sleeves from the corpse of a brutal officer.
You get a light leather vest from the corpse of a brutal officer.
You get a full helm from the corpse of a brutal officer.
You get a symbol of Tarwin's Gap from the corpse of a brutal officer.
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Fiona: Critical>
The symbol glows and suddenly vanishes.
A brutal officer grabs a symbol of Tarwin's Gap.
Resetting zone for humans
