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Well, this isn't really cheating, but it is a hilarious old log I found. Posting the parts with no PK in them, since they are by far the most amusing parts!





HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
Ays shouts, 'W`9 O@dJ]8 rM yG pP9i LOh hn nz lQ =yS:'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
Tulon speaks loudly 'Dont we all? '

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > nar Heh, I'd love to know what he's complaining about
You narrate, 'Heh, I'd love to know what he's complaining about'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
Ays shouts, 'S<SB <Zbw ;S=QBvFCi R 9a_TN'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
Tulon speaks loudly 'Ays rip'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
Larua narrates, 'lol my 177 ob 110 db 160 pb rules ;p'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
Larua narrates, 'lol'

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
Larua shouts, 'nice tulon :p'

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
Ays shouts, 'Lvr8 bIY U=m`HM'

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
Tulon speaks loudly 'RIP'

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
Tulon speaks loudly 'RIP'

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
Tulon speaks loudly 'RIP'

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
Larua shouts, 'what he load? :p'
Tulon speaks loudly 'RIP'

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
Tulon speaks loudly 'RIP'

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
Tulon speaks loudly 'RIP'

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
Tulon speaks loudly 'RIP'

HP:Healthy MV:Good > nar lol
You narrate, 'lol'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > w
A Brokendown Building
Half the roof of this building can be seen by looking up, the other half lays
on the ground in pieces. The once arched entrance, now a gaping hole, leads to
the road to the east. Rotting flesh litters the ground, all that is left of
the old residents. A strange outline can be seen on the floor underneath the
rubble.
[ Exits: e d ]
The corpse of a bold trolloc banker is lying here.
A snarling trolloc with a massive ring piercing its snout is stamping around here.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > h
You attempt to hide yourself.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > d
An Hidden Basement
You are in an unfinished room.
[ Exits: u ]
An ugly, mud covered trolloc stands here, sniffing for blood.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > u
e
A Brokendown Building
Half the roof of this building can be seen by looking up, the other half lays
on the ground in pieces. The once arched entrance, now a gaping hole, leads to
the road to the east. Rotting flesh litters the ground, all that is left of
the old residents. A strange outline can be seen on the floor underneath the
rubble.
[ Exits: e d ]
The corpse of a bold trolloc banker is lying here.
A snarling trolloc with a massive ring piercing its snout is stamping around here.
Ays shouts, 'yNFk>m cAm aSl^'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > Road Outside a Brokendown Building
You are in an unfinished room.
[ Exits: n s w ]
An ugly, mud covered trolloc stands here, sniffing for blood.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A trolloc covered in blood is here, howling in the darkness.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > n
n
Road by an Overgrown Wall
You are in an unfinished room.
[ Exits: n s ]
A beaked trolloc stands here, listening to the ravens cawing in his ears.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A trolloc covered in blood is here, howling in the darkness.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > An Outer Road
You are in an unfinished room.
[ Exits: n s ]
A beaked trolloc stands here, listening to the ravens cawing in his ears.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A trolloc covered in blood is here, howling in the darkness.
A trolloc covered in blood is here, howling in the darkness.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > n
The East Gate
You are in an unfinished room.
[ Exits: n e s w ]
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A trolloc covered in blood is here, howling in the darkness.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > e
Outside a Large Gate
A stretch of hot and humid plains extend to every side of you. There is a
slight breeze now and then but not really much to satisfy you it is more there
as a tease. To the north, east, and south the plains extend further.
[ Exits: n e s w ]
A long curving sword lies in waste on the ground.
Some shinny chainmail sleeves gather dust in the dirt.
Little iron rings make up this chainmail glove.
Standing upright are a pair of thin metal boots.
A pair of thin metal leggings lie here, getting rust.
A shinny metal cap is wasting away here.
Twisted metal chain lies here.
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
A tall, rotting tree is here, leaning to one side.
A tall, rotting tree is here, leaning to one side.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > ride horse

A small deer has arrived from the north.
A small deer has arrived from the east.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > You begin riding a black warhorse.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > stat

You are warranted by the following clans:
You are a 22 year old human.
Your mood is currently: Brave
Height 189 cm, Weight 160 pounds, Weight carried 46 lbs.
Offensive Bonus: 193 Dodge Bonus: 6, Parry Bonus: 38
Your abilities are: Str: 18/0, Int: 16, Wis: 16, Dex: 19, Con: 16
Your armor absorbs 72% damage on average.
You are affected by:
SNEAK
NOTICE

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > l
Outside a Large Gate
A stretch of hot and humid plains extend to every side of you. There is a
slight breeze now and then but not really much to satisfy you it is more there
as a tease. To the north, east, and south the plains extend further.
[ Exits: n e s w ]
A long curving sword lies in waste on the ground.
Some shinny chainmail sleeves gather dust in the dirt.
Little iron rings make up this chainmail glove.
Standing upright are a pair of thin metal boots.
A pair of thin metal leggings lie here, getting rust.
A shinny metal cap is wasting away here.
Twisted metal chain lies here.
A small deer is here watching over herself.
A small deer is here watching over herself.
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
A tall, rotting tree is here, leaning to one side.
A tall, rotting tree is here, leaning to one side.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
Tulon speaks loudly 'RIP again'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > w
w
The East Gate
You are in an unfinished room.
[ Exits: n e s w ]
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
A beaked trolloc stands here, listening to the ravens cawing in his ears.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A trolloc covered in blood is here, howling in the darkness.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > A Side Road
You are in an unfinished room.
[ Exits: e w ]
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
Ays shouts, 'ud mZ kSWlsxz HhX_umUh'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > w
A Black Obsidian Courtyard
Unlike the city around it, this courtyard is frighteningly empty. Large flat
stones of black obsidian suck in any light that makes its way past the shadow
cast by the watchtower to the west. At the center of this courtyard is a
fountain in the shape of screaming children. Spraying from the fountain, the
blood of human prisoners fills the black basin. To the south of the Courtyard
is a large building, built of the same obsidian blocks as the courtyard.
There the myrddraal go when they feel the need to seek pleasure from their
victims.
[ Exits: e w ]
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
A beaked trolloc stands here, listening to the ravens cawing in his ears.
A beaked trolloc stands here, listening to the ravens cawing in his ears.
An ugly, mud covered trolloc stands here, sniffing for blood.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > w
Before a Large Tower
A wide courtyard of cracked bricks surround a massive watchtower, jutting out
of the center of the trolloc city. Huge black stones, stained with the red of
its builders blood, reach high up over the city walls. A lookout balcony can
be seen high up in the distance, used by the Dark Ones spymasters. Trolloc
patrols are at all times watching the courtyard for intruders. To the east
this crumbling courtyard stops ubrupty, replaced by clean, perfectly cut
obsidian slabs.
[ Exits: n e s w ]
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
A beaked trolloc stands here, listening to the ravens cawing in his ears.
A trolloc covered in blood is here, howling in the darkness.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > s
s
A Stony Paved Road
A road paved with skulls and broken stones makes its way through the center of
the city. The massive skull-inlaid gate lies to the south, guarded by the
elite of the different trolloc fists. To the north rises up a tell watchtower,
where scouts check for unwanted visitors.
[ Exits: n s ]
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > A Stony Paved Road
Cracked and crumbling cobble stone makes its way through the center of the city
here. Intersperced between the broken stones are skulls of various creatres.
To the north a decrepit watch tower rises high into the air, guarded by many
elite trolloc warriors. The skull gate stands due south, the only way in and
out of this filthy city.
[ Exits: n s ]
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
A snarling trolloc with a massive ring piercing its snout is stamping around here.
A snarling trolloc with a massive ring piercing its snout is stamping around here.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > s
A Crumbling Gatekeep
A cracked road of bricks and stones lead to a large gate of human skulls, from
within the Trolloc city. To the north, a large watchtower rises up high,
searching for any kind of enemy. The massive gate of bone opens only at night,
and is guarded by an elite fist of trollocs. The area to the south of the gate
is clear for easy entrance to the city.
[ Exits: n e s w ]
A dark, stone well sits here, filled with fresh blood.
A large black cauldron sits here, filled with treasures of the Horde.
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
A snarling trolloc with a massive ring piercing its snout is stamping around here.
A trolloc gatekeeper is standing here.
An elite guard of Djevik Ba is standing here on patrol.
A lonely old trolloc is here, looking at nothing at all.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > drop scalp
You drop a bloody head of a bold trolloc banker.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > n
n
A Stony Paved Road
Cracked and crumbling cobble stone makes its way through the center of the city
here. Intersperced between the broken stones are skulls of various creatres.
To the north a decrepit watch tower rises high into the air, guarded by many
elite trolloc warriors. The skull gate stands due south, the only way in and
out of this filthy city.
[ Exits: n s ]
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
A snarling trolloc with a massive ring piercing its snout is stamping around here.
A snarling trolloc with a massive ring piercing its snout is stamping around here.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > A Stony Paved Road
A road paved with skulls and broken stones makes its way through the center of
the city. The massive skull-inlaid gate lies to the south, guarded by the
elite of the different trolloc fists. To the north rises up a tell watchtower,
where scouts check for unwanted visitors.
[ Exits: n s ]
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > n
Before a Large Tower
A wide courtyard of cracked bricks surround a massive watchtower, jutting out
of the center of the trolloc city. Huge black stones, stained with the red of
its builders blood, reach high up over the city walls. A lookout balcony can
be seen high up in the distance, used by the Dark Ones spymasters. Trolloc
patrols are at all times watching the courtyard for intruders. To the east
this crumbling courtyard stops ubrupty, replaced by clean, perfectly cut
obsidian slabs.
[ Exits: n e s w ]
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
A beaked trolloc stands here, listening to the ravens cawing in his ears.
A trolloc covered in blood is here, howling in the darkness.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
Ays shouts, 'Uq;MyEj AW@F lS q=sE [tpiw Fw =;Zg=:sid D@=R`JfdA'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > e
e
A Black Obsidian Courtyard
Unlike the city around it, this courtyard is frighteningly empty. Large flat
stones of black obsidian suck in any light that makes its way past the shadow
cast by the watchtower to the west. At the center of this courtyard is a
fountain in the shape of screaming children. Spraying from the fountain, the
blood of human prisoners fills the black basin. To the south of the Courtyard
is a large building, built of the same obsidian blocks as the courtyard.
There the myrddraal go when they feel the need to seek pleasure from their
victims.
[ Exits: e w ]
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
A beaked trolloc stands here, listening to the ravens cawing in his ears.
A beaked trolloc stands here, listening to the ravens cawing in his ears.
An ugly, mud covered trolloc stands here, sniffing for blood.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > e
A Side Road
You are in an unfinished room.
[ Exits: e w ]
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > e
The East Gate
You are in an unfinished room.
[ Exits: n e s w ]
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
An ugly, mud covered trolloc stands here, sniffing for blood.
A beaked trolloc stands here, listening to the ravens cawing in his ears.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A trolloc covered in blood is here, howling in the darkness.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > Outside a Large Gate
A stretch of hot and humid plains extend to every side of you. There is a
slight breeze now and then but not really much to satisfy you it is more there
as a tease. To the north, east, and south the plains extend further.
[ Exits: n e s w ]
A long curving sword lies in waste on the ground.
Some shinny chainmail sleeves gather dust in the dirt.
Little iron rings make up this chainmail glove.
Standing upright are a pair of thin metal boots.
A pair of thin metal leggings lie here, getting rust.
A shinny metal cap is wasting away here.
Twisted metal chain lies here.
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
A small deer is here watching over herself.
A small deer is here watching over herself.
A small deer is here watching over herself.
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
A tall, rotting tree is here, leaning to one side.
A tall, rotting tree is here, leaning to one side.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > e
Heated Plains
Thick grass grows from the ground. Scattered blighted trees spec the land around you.
Further inspection of the trees show that they are indeed blackened from some sort of
unseen taint.
[ Exits: n e s w ]
A strong, black warhorse stands here, full of energy.
A beaked trolloc stands here, listening to the ravens cawing in his ears.
A small deer is here watching over herself.
A small deer is here watching over herself.
A small deer is here watching over herself.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > quit
Goodbye, friend.. Come back soon!
Connected to host 69.140.139.111

FUN PK Mud(Temporary Name)

Run By Tulon

**************CURENTLY IN BETA MODE**************

Based off of "The Wheel of Time" books
by Robert Jordon.

Based on CircleMUD 3.1,
Created by Jeremy Elson

A derivative of DikuMUD (GAMMA 0.0),
created by Hans-Henrik Staerfeldt, Katja Nyboe,
Tom Madsen, Michael Seifert, and Sebastian Hammer

By what name do you wish to be known? Cifon
Password:
NEW FORUMS AT THIS ADDRESS:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~ http://pkmud.mine.nu/Forums/index.php ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

~~~~MUD IS NOW IN C++!~~~~
Sorry it took so long.





*** PRESS RETURN:
Welcome to the land of PKMUD!

Crossroads of Fate
WELCOME TO PKWOTMUD!(temporary name )

TYPE 'KIT' FOR A NEWBIE KIT!

TYPE NEWS FOR A LIST OF NEW STUFF!

TYPE POLICY FOR THE CURRENT POLICY!!
[ Exits: s d ]
A wall is here, ready to hear you complaints.
A large fountain is here, giving off fresh water.
A large newbie sign beckons you to EXAMINE it.
*Ace* is standing here.
The Guardian of Life stands here, ever vigilant.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > What?!?

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
HP:Healthy MV:Draining > snick
in
You snicker softly.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
Ace speaks loudly 'apparently not *erase*'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > eq
You are carrying:
a simple lantern
a backpack
a heron-marked longblade forged in the Age of Legends
a simple lantern
a large juicy piece of meat
a large juicy piece of meat
a water skin
a glowing diamond stick
a yellow vial
a yellow vial
a yellow vial
a large juicy piece of meat
a water skin
a simple lantern

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > You are using:
<worn around neck> a necklace of shiny emerald
<worn on body> a shimmering steel breastplate
<worn on head> a great helm
<worn on legs> a pair of shimmering steel greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of steel-plated war boots
<worn on hands> a pair of thick iron gauntlets
<worn on arms> a pair of shimmering steel vambraces
<worn about body> a midnight black cloak adorned with hanging horned skulls
<wielded> a opalescent crystalline dagger

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
Ays shouts, 'DAMNIT! DONT WE HAVE RULES ON HARASSING MORTALS!?'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > rem dagger
You stop using a opalescent crystalline dagger.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > wield sword
You wield a heron-marked longblade forged in the Age of Legends.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > put all pack
You put a opalescent crystalline dagger in a backpack.
You put a simple lantern in a backpack.
You put a simple lantern in a backpack.
You put a large juicy piece of meat in a backpack.
You put a large juicy piece of meat in a backpack.
You put a water skin in a backpack.
You put a glowing diamond stick in a backpack.
You put a yellow vial in a backpack.
You put a yellow vial in a backpack.
You put a yellow vial in a backpack.
You put a large juicy piece of meat in a backpack.
You put a water skin in a backpack.
You put a simple lantern in a backpack.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > hold pack
You grab a backpack.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > save
Saving Cifon.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > l
Crossroads of Fate
WELCOME TO PKWOTMUD!(temporary name )

TYPE 'KIT' FOR A NEWBIE KIT!

TYPE NEWS FOR A LIST OF NEW STUFF!

TYPE POLICY FOR THE CURRENT POLICY!!
[ Exits: s d ]
A wall is here, ready to hear you complaints.
A large fountain is here, giving off fresh water.
A large newbie sign beckons you to EXAMINE it.
*Ace* is standing here.
The Guardian of Life stands here, ever vigilant.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
Larua shouts, 'No'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > get lantern pack
You get a simple lantern from a backpack.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > hold lantern
You light a simple lantern and hold it.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
No.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > l
Crossroads of Fate
WELCOME TO PKWOTMUD!(temporary name )

TYPE 'KIT' FOR A NEWBIE KIT!

TYPE NEWS FOR A LIST OF NEW STUFF!

TYPE POLICY FOR THE CURRENT POLICY!!
[ Exits: s d ]
A wall is here, ready to hear you complaints.
A large fountain is here, giving off fresh water.
A large newbie sign beckons you to EXAMINE it.
*Ace* is standing here.
The Guardian of Life stands here, ever vigilant.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > snick
You snicker softly.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > rest
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > drink fountain
drink fountain
You drink the water.
You don't feel thirsty any more.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > You drink the water.
You don't feel thirsty any more.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
No.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
Ace speaks loudly '...'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > nar Well, the trolloc banker's head is sitting Gatekeep. Pleasant surprise for trolls
You narrate, 'Well, the trolloc banker's head is sitting Gatekeep. Pleasant surprise for trolls '

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
Ays shouts, 'VE xcu@R kk Dl h\hlJ;dX'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
Ace speaks loudly 'TULON STOP MESSING WITH MY MIND!'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > l
Crossroads of Fate
WELCOME TO PKWOTMUD!(temporary name )

TYPE 'KIT' FOR A NEWBIE KIT!

TYPE NEWS FOR A LIST OF NEW STUFF!

TYPE POLICY FOR THE CURRENT POLICY!!
[ Exits: s d ]
A wall is here, ready to hear you complaints.
A large fountain is here, giving off fresh water.
A large newbie sign beckons you to EXAMINE it.
*Ace* is standing here.
The Guardian of Life stands here, ever vigilant.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > save
Saving Cifon.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining > eq
You are using:
<used as light> a simple lantern
<worn around neck> a necklace of shiny emerald
<worn on body> a shimmering steel breastplate
<worn on head> a great helm
<worn on legs> a pair of shimmering steel greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of steel-plated war boots
<worn on hands> a pair of thick iron gauntlets
<worn on arms> a pair of shimmering steel vambraces
<worn about body> a midnight black cloak adorned with hanging horned skulls
<wielded> a heron-marked longblade forged in the Age of Legends
<held> a backpack



HP:Healthy MV:Draining > l
Crossroads of Fate
WELCOME TO PKWOTMUD!(temporary name )

TYPE 'KIT' FOR A NEWBIE KIT!

TYPE NEWS FOR A LIST OF NEW STUFF!

TYPE POLICY FOR THE CURRENT POLICY!!
[ Exits: s d ]
A wall is here, ready to hear you complaints.
A large fountain is here, giving off fresh water.
A large newbie sign beckons you to EXAMINE it.
*Ace* is standing here.
The Guardian of Life stands here, ever vigilant.

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
Tulon speaks loudly 'Sorry, Ace is a little whacked atm.'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
Ace speaks loudly 'WEEE!!!!!'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
Ace speaks loudly 'YES, YES I AM!'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
Tulon speaks loudly 'I'll remind him what pain feels like.'

HP:Healthy MV:Draining >
Tulon appears from no-where

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
Tulon brutally slays Ace!
Your blood freezes as you hear Ace's death cry.
Ace is dead! R.I.P.

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
Tulon steps back into another part of the wheel.

HP:Healthy MV:Good > l in corpse
corpse (here):
an enormous mountain of gold coins
a perfectly clear glass dagger
a pair of small breast, with large nipples
a ring of twisted blue stone
a ring of twisted blue stone
a pile of tools

HP:Healthy MV:Good > get all corpse
You get an enormous mountain of gold coins from the corpse of Ace.
There were 940190 coins.
You get a perfectly clear glass dagger from the corpse of Ace.
You get a pair of small breast, with large nipples from the corpse of Ace.
You get a ring of twisted blue stone from the corpse of Ace.
You get a ring of twisted blue stone from the corpse of Ace.
Ok.
You get a pile of tools from the corpse of Ace.

HP:Healthy MV:Good > nar Hahaha
You narrate, 'Hahaha'

HP:Healthy MV:Good > l
Crossroads of Fate
WELCOME TO PKWOTMUD!(temporary name )

TYPE 'KIT' FOR A NEWBIE KIT!

TYPE NEWS FOR A LIST OF NEW STUFF!

TYPE POLICY FOR THE CURRENT POLICY!!
[ Exits: s d ]
The corpse of Ace is lying here.
A wall is here, ready to hear you complaints.
A large fountain is here, giving off fresh water.
A large newbie sign beckons you to EXAMINE it.
The Guardian of Life stands here, ever vigilant.

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
Larua narrates, 'Shirt, I have to go again and of course, right as I try to quit, rag apears and tries to stab '

HP:Healthy MV:Good > nar Ace rip
You narrate, 'Ace rip'

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
Ace speaks loudly '...'

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
Ace rip 600 times

HP:Healthy MV:Good > in
You are carrying:
a pile of tools
a ring of twisted blue stone
a ring of twisted blue stone
a pair of small breast, with large nipples
a perfectly clear glass dagger

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
Ace speaks loudly 'omg'

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
Ace speaks loudly 'i JUST RIPPED 40 TIMES'

HP:Healthy MV:Good > nar a pair of small breast, with large nipples
You narrate, 'a pair of small breast, with large nipples'

HP:Healthy MV:Good > nar ROFL
You narrate, 'ROFL'

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
Ace speaks loudly '*PEER*'

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
Tulon appears from no-where

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
Tulon destroys the corpse of Ace.

HP:Healthy MV:Good > l
Crossroads of Fate
WELCOME TO PKWOTMUD!(temporary name )

TYPE 'KIT' FOR A NEWBIE KIT!

TYPE NEWS FOR A LIST OF NEW STUFF!

TYPE POLICY FOR THE CURRENT POLICY!!
[ Exits: s d ]
A wall is here, ready to hear you complaints.
A large fountain is here, giving off fresh water.
A large newbie sign beckons you to EXAMINE it.
Tulon FORUMS AT http://pkmud.mine.nu/Forums/index.php is standing here.
The Guardian of Life stands here, ever vigilant.

HP:Healthy MV:Good > snick
You snicker softly.

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
Tulon steps back into another part of the wheel.

I really do miss those old days, they were fun and f'ed up but fun.

Classic.

Ays shouts, 'd***! DONT WE HAVE RULES ON HARASSING MORTALS!?'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh man I -loved- the old days. Hope you had fun with the boobies... and the uber-dagger of doom...

Tulon did like to mess with my head though Stupid emotes were so confusing....

a perfectly clear glass dagger

That dagger was the shit, although Bollesedun always took it from me.

I deny.

Someday we'll be viewing "The FN Two: Lithium and Norya at Their Best!"

Then Norya will more than likely "Stress Test" Kinslayer.