Norum Got Pwned
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:02 pm
Probably the funniest form of torture we did to him. I made up the dialog, but it was something along these lines. Just realize that what really happened went on for maybe half an hour before I got even more people to start antagonizing him with me. Gave me time to figure out what to do with him. Yes... the evil side of me comes out.
For those of you who don't know Norum, he was a big FN back in the day. He would randomly flame people and such... It got to the point where the entire MUD basically hated him, hence his tombstone in Tarwin's Gap. During this log, he started asking to be made a level 104 immortal so that he could "lay down the smack on those who broke the rules in Jonlin's place.". Really, after 2 hours of him re-starting the MUD, the man had disturbed the peace more than any other player had during his months of being sitebanned.
You tell Someone, 'so make me an imm? id be a good imm.
Someone tells you, 'Why? You haven't gone through the process...'
Zeryn tells you, 'hi!'
You reply to Zeryn, 'because i can enforce rules.'
You narrate, tulon resend tell.'
Someone tells you, '.'
Zeryn tells you, 'why are you ignoring me?'
You reply to Zeryn, 'so you willing to let me try? i can do a good job at it. i am dead serious.
You reply to Zeryn, 'dude, stop, i'm trying to talk to tulon.
You narrate, tulon... resend again...
Someone tells you, 'What?'
You reply to Someone, 'so is it a deal? make me a 104 and i'll do rule enforcing...'
Someone tells you, 'But why should I trust you?'
Zeryn tells you, 'Dude, come play this ter'angreal roulette. I'm kicking ass.'
You reply to Zeryn, 'just put me on a trial or something... just give me a chance.'
You narrate, 'omfg. stop sending me tells zeryn.'
You narrate, 'tulon pls resend.'
Someone tells you, '...'
Zeryn tells you, 'why don't you want me to talk to you?'
You reply to Zeryn, 'you made narg a 104 fast. and im a changed man. just make me 104 and ill do it. keep an eye on me.'
You narrate, 'lol stop sending me tells!'
You narrate, 'tulon resend again. zeryn is being a dumbass.'
Someone tells you, '.'
Zeryn tells you, 'how am i a dumbass? you won't even reply...'
You reply to Zeryn, 'OMFG! i'm trying to talk to tulon you dumbass.'
You reply to Zeryn, 'just dont send me any fucking tells.'
You narrate, 'tulon resend again.......'
Someone tells you, '.'
Norya tells you, 'you coming?'
You reply to Norya, 'go vis?'
You narrate, ''OMG! YOU IDIOTS! zeryn fucking told you guys to do this. fuck this. omg.'
For those of you who don't know Norum, he was a big FN back in the day. He would randomly flame people and such... It got to the point where the entire MUD basically hated him, hence his tombstone in Tarwin's Gap. During this log, he started asking to be made a level 104 immortal so that he could "lay down the smack on those who broke the rules in Jonlin's place.". Really, after 2 hours of him re-starting the MUD, the man had disturbed the peace more than any other player had during his months of being sitebanned.
You tell Someone, 'so make me an imm? id be a good imm.
Someone tells you, 'Why? You haven't gone through the process...'
Zeryn tells you, 'hi!'
You reply to Zeryn, 'because i can enforce rules.'
You narrate, tulon resend tell.'
Someone tells you, '.'
Zeryn tells you, 'why are you ignoring me?'
You reply to Zeryn, 'so you willing to let me try? i can do a good job at it. i am dead serious.
You reply to Zeryn, 'dude, stop, i'm trying to talk to tulon.
You narrate, tulon... resend again...
Someone tells you, 'What?'
You reply to Someone, 'so is it a deal? make me a 104 and i'll do rule enforcing...'
Someone tells you, 'But why should I trust you?'
Zeryn tells you, 'Dude, come play this ter'angreal roulette. I'm kicking ass.'
You reply to Zeryn, 'just put me on a trial or something... just give me a chance.'
You narrate, 'omfg. stop sending me tells zeryn.'
You narrate, 'tulon pls resend.'
Someone tells you, '...'
Zeryn tells you, 'why don't you want me to talk to you?'
You reply to Zeryn, 'you made narg a 104 fast. and im a changed man. just make me 104 and ill do it. keep an eye on me.'
You narrate, 'lol stop sending me tells!'
You narrate, 'tulon resend again. zeryn is being a dumbass.'
Someone tells you, '.'
Zeryn tells you, 'how am i a dumbass? you won't even reply...'
You reply to Zeryn, 'OMFG! i'm trying to talk to tulon you dumbass.'
You reply to Zeryn, 'just dont send me any fucking tells.'
You narrate, 'tulon resend again.......'
Someone tells you, '.'
Norya tells you, 'you coming?'
You reply to Norya, 'go vis?'
You narrate, ''OMG! YOU IDIOTS! zeryn fucking told you guys to do this. fuck this. omg.'