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CHAPTER FIVE: Berserkers and Chasers

Osis, Boogie, Phantasm, Dimmu, Gristlyn, Nocrim, Bhark are here, fighting a Haughty Lord!

Osis does bash POW POW!
Boogie tries bash but falls and stabs himself.
Gristlyn goes OMG
Nocrim acts airhead....
Phantasm sings..

Osis screams, 'GETS DA HELLZ OUT!'

Gristlyn panics and attempts to flee!
Gristlyn panics and attempts to flee!
Gristlyn panics and attempts to flee!
Gristlyn panics and attempts to flee!
Gristlyn panics and attempts to flee!

Dhey all re-cooperate 1e.

Osis says, omg this impossible!
Nocrim says, I know! I mean...
Boogie says, My scimitar ownzerz.

Mishnish narrates, wowzerz you all doingz dat smobzerz?
Dimmu narrates, '.........noob'

Osis says, 'omg we never gon kill dis! you all dumb!

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Zenrin exits, bites bunny throat, and stains its new coat with its own blood! OMG!

Zenrin burps loudly.

Zenrin says omg lots on!
Zenrin goes to find where stupid trolls are.

Zenrin arrives at north gate Fal Dara!
Zenrin sees gate is open so goes check it out......he got pwnt.

Gristlyn narrates, 'WEE!'
Osis narrates, 'OMFG GRISTLYN STOP SPAMFLEEING!'

Zenrin thinks, "looks like Gristlyn being nublet again..."
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Osis says, omfg we need a miracle!

Teh sun comes out...

Osis says, I mean a real one...

Zenrin has arrived from the north.
Zenrin says Yar har, she blows, I hear yee call for a miracle!

Dimmu faints.
Boogie pukes.
Osis says 'not another nub...'

Zenrin says, 'Where's dat foo gristlyn?'

Gristlyn has arrived from the north.
Gristlyn says, 'WEEEE!'
Gristlyn panics and attempts to be a noob.
Gristlyn leaves west.

Your blood freezes as you hear Gristlyn singing.

Gristlyn has arrived from the west.
Gristlyn says, 'lalala, ooo im dizzy!'

Zenrin sits him down.
Zenrin follows Osis.

Osis says, ok lez do dis!

Group leaves west.

BASH BASH POW POW! Zenrin flees east cause he buffed haughty lord so long!

Zenrin rests.

Blood cries!

Osis and co. come in!
Osis say, ok nublets, roll for zee nice new golden tunic!
Boogies rolls 1 and 2.
Gristlyn rolls 2 and 6.
Nocrim cheats and rolls 5 and 6.
Gristlyn cries.

Zenrin says, 'I go check tomas gaidin!!'
Zenrin runs off to Tar Valon.
Zenrin fines out flameengraveddoor is locked! Oh no!
Osis tells you 'YO DUDE!!! Check out HAMMAR and S-GUY!'
Zenrin goes, 'WTF is S-guy?!'
Osis tells you, 'NFC!'
Zenrin thinks '........ok....'
Zenrin checks Hammar, he loaded claymore!

Zenrin waits, waits, waits...

Boogie narrates, 'lol'
Dimmu narrates, 'dumbass!'
Osis narrates, 'STOP SPAM FLEEING GRISTLYN YOU NUBLET!'

Osis comes, they POW POW BASH BASH, Zenrin gets claymore.

A few hours later, they arrive at Yurian...
Zenrin says, IM TUFF! I'lL ZERK!
Osis says, 'ok, you da man'
PHAT-asm says, 'lol idioT!'

Yurian gets crit! Oh no, Zenrin crit too!

Zenrin says, 'die smuck! DIE!'
Zenrin misses bash, oh ****!!!!
Zenrin dies and meets the angel Phoenix and Valen, what a disaster....

CHAPTER ONE: Hyd & Osis: Lamers Best Work

Osis narrates, 'dis club is de ****. tis ash club'
Lithium narrates, 'ya'
Zenrin narrates, 'Lightfriend! killing butcher!'
Osis narrates, 'wut you talkin bout yo?'
Zenrin narrates, 'you killed butcher!'
Osis narrates, 'why u say dat?'
Zenrin narrates, 'you got ash club!'
Osis narrates, 'who said i have ash club?'
Zenrin narrates, 'You! Im no fool!'

Zenrin walks in.
Zenrin looks at Osis.
Zenrin says, 'Ahah! I was right!'
Osis rolls his eyes.

Lithium says, 'we needs to kill some troll to get food'
Osis says, 'ya like zenrin!'
Zenrin tries to be tough.
Zenrin says, 'go ahead and try it'
Lithium says, 'oks!'

Lithium plunges knife into zenrin's heart!
Zenrin is dead! RIP

Osis narrates, 'hahahah!'

Zenrin narrates, 'how u do dat?!'
Lithium narrates, 'Pwned!'
Zenrin narrates, 'I hate you both!'

CHAPTER TWO: Zenrin the Treacherous Bandit

Zenrin says, 'im teh bandit! woo woo!'

Zenrin narrates, 'I see de fool you want dead in Caemlyn!'
Osis narrates, 'Where?'
Zenrin narrates, 'CAEMLYN!'
Osis narrates, 'where in de caemlyn?'
Zenrin narrates, 'find out yourself, nub!'
Osis narrates, 'omfg'

Osis narrates, 'we gon die near de fort!'
Lithium narrates, 'oh no!! Osis died!'
Nicotine narrates, 'I drop gear on ground! Gristlyn died too!'
Torque narrates, 'omfg gankers'

Zenrin says, 'Har har dis my chance to get revenge!'
Zenrin surreptitiously heads north.
Zenrin checks where: No one nearby!
Zenrin thinks, 'hmmz, where be dat ash club?!'
Zenrin takes bag.
Zenrin sees no club!
Zenrin checks ground.
Zenrin finds ash club!
Zenrin runs like little girl.

Osis narrates, 'omg! they looted ash club!'
Gristlyn narrates, 'TAKE MINE!'
Lithium narrates, 'i can solo dem!'

Zenrin laughs his way to keep!

CHAPTER THREE: Unlikely Alliance!

Zenrin, Osis, Torque, Gristlyn, Nicotine standing at the gap bottom waiting for some bloodshed.

Osis glances at Zenrin.
Osis says, 'where you get ash club?!'
Zenrin says, 'twas yours big man!'
Osis says, 'you an asshole!!'
Gristlyn tells you, 'hahahz'
Zenrin says, 'i knows'

Osis says, 'gib me ash club nub!'
Zenrin says, 'ill consider'
Osis says, 'asshole give me!'
Zenrin says, 'no!'

*human gank squad* arrives from de south.

Gristlyn says, 'we lozing!'
Nicotine tries stab and cuts his wrist accidently!

Zenrin says, 'Osis!'
Osis looks up.
Zenrin tosses club to Osis.

BASH BASH RIP RIP

Osis narrates, 'we owned'

CHAPTER FOUR: teh narg

Narg speaks to dark 'lol any1 need help!?'
Lithium narrates 'fix nargdoor!'
Narg speaks loudly 'i try!'

Zenrin Gristlyn Sartak Lithium Norya standing in room tossing dice.

Zenrin has lightbulb in head go off!

Zenrin tells Lithium 'foll me, we trick narg!'
Lithium folls zenrin
gristlyn folls zenrin

Zenrin leads to butcher

Zenrin narrates 'i summon you, de narg, come fix de butcher!'
Narg arrives looking drunk.
Narg says, '????????'

Zenrin says 'it broke!!'
Gristlyn says 'i told phoenix and he couldnt do nothing!!'
Lithium says 'wut dey said'

Norya & Sartak walk in, hand in hand

Norya makes fun of narg.

Zenrin says 'u need 2 kill butcher!! its big bug! make room go pow Pow POW'
Gristlyn says 'werd its wierd!'

Narg gets some notes from pocket and tries finding out how 2 fix bug!
Narg says 'omg i cant force room to attack. its bugged!'

Zenrin says 'load heron and kill!!'
Narg says 'i cant load heron!'
Gristlyn says 'use my club!'
Narg fails 100 hits on butcher and mobs kick his arse'

Norya says 'nub'
Narg slaps Norya

Zenrin says 'omfg narg its big bad! make mob big hurt!'
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Narg says, 'wut'

Norya says 'OMGWTFBBQ!'

Lithium tries to act wise.
Lithium says 'try 2 make mobs fight butcher!!'
Narg says 'all sit!'

All sit.

Narg says 'omg it broke!'
Norya says 'nub'

Narg dissappears!
Zenrin gets ported!

Narg makes taim appear!
Taim kills butcher!

Zenrin loots corpse.
Zenrin says 'hahah thanks alot newb!'
Zenrin runs and rents with phat lewt.

5 minutes later Zenrin logs on and tells Narg he got served! butt of teh joke!

Yes, for those wondering, these are based off of a true story!

From a long time ago