Evilina wrote:Dodgers never want bash uppped and being hit through defense is not a bash issue but an issue of Fogel imping the 5% thing.
A Crumbling Gatekeep
A cracked road of bricks and stones leads to a large gate of human skulls, from
within the Trolloc city. To the north, a large watchtower rises up high,
searching for any kind of enemy. The massive gate of bone opens only at night,
and is guarded by an elite fist of trollocs. The area to the south of the gate
is clear for easy entrance to the city.
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North: *Tamira* is standing here, riding a black warhorse.
East : A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
South: The gate obstructs your view.
West : An elite guard of Djevik Ba is standing here on patrol.
Barf the Puke Slayer is standing here.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
A trolloc gatekeeper is standing here.
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Barf narrates, 'k'
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Barf narrates, 'hitting'
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Barf leaves north.
You follow Barf.
A Stony Paved Road
Cracked and crumbling cobble stone makes its way through the center of the city
here. Intersperced between the broken stones are skulls of various creatures.
To the north a decrepit watch tower rises high into the air, guarded by many
elite trolloc warriors. The skull gate stands due south, the only way in and
out of this filthy city.
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South: A huge trolloc is here, looking for something to smash.
The corpse of a snarling trolloc is lying here.
Barf the Puke Slayer is standing here.
*Tamira* is standing here, riding a black warhorse.
*Raiden* is standing here, riding a black warhorse.
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
scan n
*Raiden* tries to stab your arms, but misses.
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
No way! You're fighting for your life!
*Tamira* tries to thrash Barf's head, but misses.
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
You try to pierce *Raiden*'s body, but miss.
You try to pierce *Raiden*'s head, but miss.
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
Barf sends *Tamira* sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Healthy MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
*Raiden* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash! ...
1/1 bashes land
HP:Scratched MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
Barf tries to slash *Tamira*'s arms, but she parries the attack.
*Raiden* stabs your arms into bloody fragments!
Barf narrates, 'bashed tam'
HP:Scratched MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
Barf narrates, 'damn it'
HP:Scratched MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
You step to the side as *Raiden* clumsily attempts to strike you.
HP:Scratched MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
Barf slashes *Tamira*'s hands into bloody fragments!
*Raiden* stabs your feet into bloody fragments!
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
narr is there where i get trashed by raiden? :p again
You narrate, 'is this where i get trashed by raiden? :p again'
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
You step to the side as *Raiden* clumsily attempts to strike you.
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
You try to pierce *Raiden*'s legs, but miss.
You try to pierce *Raiden*'s body, but miss.
*Raiden* tries to stab your arms, but misses.
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
Barf avoids being bashed by *Tamira* who loses her balance and falls!
Barf sends *Tamira* sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
shie
You raise your shield and brace yourself in preparation for an oncoming attack.
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
= = Barf slashes *Tamira*'s hands into bloody fragments!
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
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*Raiden* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash! ...
2/2 bashes land
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
Barf narrates, 'yeah'
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
Barf slashes *Tamira*'s waist into bloody fragments!
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
Barf narrates, 'holy crap'
HP:Hurt MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
*Raiden*'s sudden attack hits you before you can dodge out of the way.
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
*Raiden* stabs your legs into bloody fragments!
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
Barf avoids being bashed by *Tamira* who loses her balance and falls!
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
Barf sends *Tamira* sprawling with a powerful bash!
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
Barf narrates, 'he doesn't land this much on me'
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
You step to the side as *Raiden* clumsily attempts to strike you.
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
Barf slashes *Tamira*'s shoulders into bloody fragments!
You try to pierce *Raiden*'s legs, but miss.
You try to pierce *Raiden*'s feet, but miss.
*Raiden* tries to stab your legs, but misses.
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
narr im off this
You narrate, 'im off this'
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
Barf narrates, 'k'
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
f
You panic and attempt to flee!
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
Barf slashes *Tamira*'s head very hard.
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
*Raiden* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash! ...
3/3 bashes land
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
*Tamira* hefts her shield and takes up a defensive stance.
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
*Raiden* stabs your arms into bloody fragments!
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - Raiden: Scratched>
*Raiden*'s sudden attack hits you before you can dodge out of the way...
Wasn't bashed pstrike supposed to have been downed?
HP:Battered MV:Excellent -
Raiden: Scratched>
*Raiden* stabs your shoulders into bloody fragments!
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You are a 29 year old male trolloc thief.
Your mood is currently: Wimpy
Your height is 6 feet, 9 inches, weight 223 pounds, weight carried 0.0 lbs, worn: 23.5 lbs.
Offensive Bonus: 166
Dodge Bonus: 135, Parry Bonus: 177
Your abilities are: Str: 18, Int: 17, Wis: 17, Dex: 20, Con: 19
You have died 13 times, 7 times to other players, 6 times to monsters, and killed 43 other worthy players.
Your armor absorbs 1% damage on average.
You are affected by:
Dodge is fubared, Evilina. All you need is some OB. Look at how Raiden is scratched in this fight and I'm batt. My melee did not land any...guess why? Because if I'm wimpy with 135 db and Im bashed 3/3 then wtf would I go brave only to have me miss anyway? Someone take a brief f*cking look at dodge and stop saying all this bullsh*t about 5% to explain the flaws. Its just
one of the many.
If dodge is just a-ok then WTF am I getting bashed like a f*cking abser in a complete dodge set?
Its not bad enough that db-based combo avoids sblades, making rogue skills like pstrike a joke, but now we have full dodgers who not only are impossible to hit but can sit you down 3/3.
Is this supposed to be "balanced"?