Funny quotes!

Kison · Post by **Kison** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:56 pm

Norum says, 'lol u are tulon'
A shimmering pillar of light appears as Zyrak steps in.

Kison · Post by **Kison** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:08 pm

You tell AGuyOnWoT 'Jonlin!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
AGuyOnWoT tells you 'Ah hell...who is this?'

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:06 am

Was he trying to tell me something?

Riku yells, 'sO@P'

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 10:06 am

Tobias wrote:Was he trying to tell me something?

Riku yells, 'sO@P'

lol

Aj · Post by Aj » Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:59 pm

just noticed this, looked at a warhorse and read this typo

l warhorse
This stong horse looks bread for battle. It snorts out hot air and looks
strong enough to run long distances. Its black hair blends in well with the
dark of night and gives it an eree appearance.
A black warhorse is in excellent condition.

apparently a warhorse is to be eaten in battle? wtf is training them trolls?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 1:54 pm

hahaha, I love this thread

Vurek · Post by **Vurek** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:29 am

Hackensack narrates, 'borg want to give me ringmail sleeves? hehe'

You narrate, 'no you dumbass'

Hackensack narrates, 'lool'

Norya narrates, 'hah

'

and....

Hackensack narrates, 'borgg u fucking nuts'

Trin · Post by **Trin** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:16 pm

HP:Wounded SP:Full MV:Fresh >

Linda narrates, 'They won't hit me in outpost solo...'

HP:Wounded SP:Full MV:Fresh >

Linda narrates, 'With no guard at the gate'

HP:Wounded SP:Full MV:Fresh >

Linda narrates, 'Wow'

HP:Wounded SP:Full MV:Fresh >
#TICK-10

Chase narrates, 'welcome to the majority of ds:)'

Vurek · Post by **Vurek** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:33 pm

I was hagg and going to a movie! And my basher was beat and hagg too.

Sry Linda, but if you don't realize, you run around like I do, I don't enjoy being hagg like that!

ffs!

Lithium · Post by **Lithium** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:21 am

Running is so easy, I don't get how so many people die to your supposed "chasing skills"... I was able to escape AND do significant damage to your group in the process! Channelers are so overpowered.

Phantasm · Post by **Phantasm** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:33 pm

yes it's offtopic, but

Chase narrates, 'welcome to the majority of ds:)'

sniff...

Trin · Post by **Trin** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 9:16 pm

<votka> because missouri is like the shittiest city

Chase · Post by **Chase** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 7:22 pm

Funny IRC chat:

<TheGreatSirTrin> size does matter!
<Chase> ?
<Fogel> ...
<SeraiMUD> (Raedin) you just realized?
<TheGreatSirTrin> not really it doesn't
<Chase> what your boyfriend didn't satisfy you today?
<TheGreatSirTrin> its all...
<TheGreatSirTrin> relative
<TheGreatSirTrin> according to XXX
<raedin2> shes just making you feel better
<Chase> lol
<TheGreatSirTrin> umm
<Chase> she knows your secret.
<TheGreatSirTrin> i'm plenty big enough
<Chase> its safe with her
<Chase> and the rest of Wotmud
<TheGreatSirTrin> but we were both drunk...
<TheGreatSirTrin> and we were talking
<TheGreatSirTrin> and i was like
<TheGreatSirTrin> have you ever had sex with a person with a small penis?
<TheGreatSirTrin> and she said
<TheGreatSirTrin> she had sex with a person that was 4 1/2
^^ prob Valya
<TheGreatSirTrin> and i said
<TheGreatSirTrin> can you even feel that?
<TheGreatSirTrin> and she said you can feel it there isn't any pain
<TheGreatSirTrin> but she has to have a little pain
<TheGreatSirTrin> to have pleasure
<SeraiMUD> (XXX) i was just making you feel better dude
<Fogel> haha
<Norya> pwned
<Fogel> that was good...
<Chase> lol
<raedin2> theres one for funny quotes!

Phantasm · Post by **Phantasm** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:50 pm

size matters to women...

if guys say that it doesn't, they're just trying to make themselves feel better

sucks to be the below-average man!

bwa ha ha

Trin · Post by **Trin** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:23 pm

depends which woman

it's all about preference. like some guys like small boobies other guys like big ones. it's usually in the middle. trust me penises can be too big just like boobs can be. (and if you think biggers the boobs better ewww)

Phantasm · Post by **Phantasm** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:35 pm

I've found that almost every sexually active girl with whom I've spoken concerning that subject agrees that size matters.

Actually most recently last night.

PSU is the shizzle!

and on the subject of boobs... it's all about finding a happy medium of firmness, shape, size, etc....

Trin · Post by **Trin** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:15 pm

i bet most haven't been with 12 inch penis either. i'm just telling you not many girls are going to complain about a 6 inch penis. and yea 7-8 might be better but after that it starts to hurt. at least that's what they tell me. the type of girls i like at least which are 100 lb 5'0-5'4 girls.

and what would the sexually active girls you talk to matter anyway? they probably get it put in a fold of fat more than they get it stuck in them anyway.

Post by **Galnor** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 2:15 pm

Rhollor: Saw your christmas post and thought id try to lvl up to 105!;)

Vurek · Post by **Vurek** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 2:45 pm

That actually made me laugh.

Vurek · Post by **Vurek** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 10:24 pm

Zenrin says 'lol you probably are galnor'

This one made me laugh so hard hahahhahahahha

Aj · Post by Aj » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:54 pm

was kind of funny

A Small Path off the Road
A small path is here off the road to the east leading to someplace unknown.
Large chunks and rubble from the road are strewn about here blocking parts of
the path making travel annoying. The trail continues to the west.
[ Exits: n e w ]
*Cifon* is standing here.
Osis Soulend, the Ghob'hlin is here, fighting a white stallion!.
A white stallion is here, fighting Osis!.

HP:Healthy MV:Strong - a white stallion: Hurt --- Osis: Scratched>

You pierce a white stallion's body hard.
You pierce a white stallion's body.
A white stallion barely tickles Osis's body with his hit,

HP:Healthy MV:Strong - a white stallion: Wounded --- Osis: Scratched>
sni
You snicker softly.

HP:Healthy MV:Strong - a white stallion: Wounded --- Osis: Scratched>

Osis sends a white stallion sprawling with a powerful bash!

HP:Healthy MV:Strong - a white stallion: Wounded --- Osis: Scratched>

*Cifon* rolls his eyes in disgust.

HP:Healthy MV:Strong - a white stallion: Wounded --- Osis: Scratched>

Osis looks at *Cifon*.

HP:Healthy MV:Strong - a white stallion: Wounded --- Osis: Scratched>
na he here
You narrate, 'he here'

HP:Healthy MV:Strong - a white stallion: Wounded --- Osis: Scratched>

You pierce a white stallion's head very hard.
You pierce a white stallion's feet very hard.
Osis blasts a white stallion's legs into bloody fragments!
Osis shrugs helplessly.

HP:Healthy MV:Strong - a white stallion: Battered --- Osis: Scratched>

*Cifon* says 'I hate you' <- understood him

Post by **Galnor** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:59 pm

Ravir: Look around for people who might still be part of the clan forums and remove them
Rhollor: Just got eltargrim!
Rhollor: 1 point for me!
Ravir: Take em out!
Rhollor: I did
Ravir: <--High Five*
Rhollor: Oh no, Ravir has access to alot of forums, gotta fix this...

Typical Rhollor comments. It's amazing he's avoided the headsman block this long.

Post by **Rhollor** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:12 pm

I try my best... But the headsman just wont take me

Chase · Post by **Chase** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:18 pm

Damn you. I lost access like 4 months ago. OPEN CLANS!!!

And yes, Rhollor is a little girl.

Vurek · Post by **Vurek** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:21 pm

I enjoy Rhollor's cute witty comments. They are cute. 8)