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People still play this game?

I fucked his mom.

In fairness though, I did not know she was his mother at the time.

How about this weekend? I'm free. My equipment probably sucks though, its been a while and I'm confident Lambwingette will smob all the uniques before the weekend anyway.

Maybe we could organize a PK weekend.

Pretty sure the uniques get purged by inactivity and reloaded on smobs already. If you're actually bothered I think you can hire mercenaries and solo smob a lot of them.

Has anyone actually played in the last 4 years though? lol

Do newbies still play?

Theoretically if such a place existed you would also have a clan board. Alternatively you could try things like knock suchandsuchadoor, say exit, say open door, tell galnor fuck you, etc, etc.

ban this one too? lol wat

Ok.

"Chasette Interweb Gurl" ?

Didn't even answer my liberation question.

Oh okay, you and your ninja strategy. I do this sometimes too although not always, depends on the girl and usually my disinterest is more subtle/passive so I still actively do whatever I want. I once got this girl's number and texted her two days later ...

Why? Because you don't want a relationship, you just want to bang her? You could have just explained this to her on your date ;) I would feel too immoral being deceptive like that, but then again people think I'm a horrible person for being honest.

Is there an hour rule? Interesting. So are your ...

UPDATE CHASE!

Kim, don't even try to deny the intense inner psychological orgasm you get from the entertainment I provide.

PS. I said orgasm.

Can I have sex with him?

PS. That was a joke Galnor, please don't rape me with your banhammer.

Who is Tristan btw? I actually have no idea who he is.

Anyway Chase, I'm sure the cute blonde grad student won't be some black guy with a penis so big you feel like a woman. If anything though people on dating websites tend to put up their "best" pictures aka when they wore that slutty cocktail ...

Looks like you even made it to level 4! Congrats.

I'd play here but again no one plays here. I'm content with my League of Legends addiction for now anyway.

Also despite everyone else's silence on the topic they're all eager to know how your date goes.

Youuuuu love it. So, booked that date yet? Just take her to some nice bar and get her drunk.

Does that theory only make sense because there are more brunettes in the world than there are blondes? So mostly you just like blondes unless they're super hot to make up for not being blonde??

Pretty eugenic nazi of you bro.

Oh, I see how it is... You like them small.. And blonde. You know what they say about guys who like small girls??

In other news, this girl is also blonde: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc

Or she could just be super hot, kinky as fuck and practically rape you for that lawyer cock. Although more than likely your date will be bulk awkward regardless because you already have this mind set:

"Hi"

"Hi!"

"Oh thank god, you're not a black guy!"

" :? (begins thinking you're a racist hater ...

I don't know, some are pretty gorgeous to be honest. Others less so, which not surprisingly tend to be the more bitchy hormonal annoying ones.

Is that an indication that you can say "I like her personality" just by looking at a girl??

Well I still have many awesome pics of mudders. I call it my WoT collection! Its pretty damn hawt. You guys want to read some of my cyber logs?? They're pretty steamy.

Anyway, I can't release the pics to the public really because people might kill themselves irl or something because they can't ...

I brought a girl here once for the RP. I think she just wanted mudsex, but I was too tired. She never came back!

LOL wotmud has less drama since when?

wotmud is like a soap opera cesspool of the world's most deranged people.

Also, you're really bad at wotmud.

Briiiiing it bitch! Its funny how Tristan is the one saying this though and not Carlia. Probably because if you search for a log of Carlia PKing on WoTMUD, you won't find one; she doesn't PK. Carlia also knows for a fact that on WoTMUD I will wipe the floor with her ass and have done previously.

I ...